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author | Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com> | 2015-06-03 19:46:07 +0100 |
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committer | Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com> | 2015-06-03 19:46:07 +0100 |
commit | 22eb778c4f05429dc593c69a60018860024ec56f (patch) | |
tree | 87681128f8e7437be87b14d1ca78dd3a7df83e61 /black_cards | |
parent | 4858a5cfa9bcc7970c8d3368df3d21b53c5e4b47 (diff) |
added the cards and the method to load them
Signed-off-by: Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com>
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diff --git a/black_cards b/black_cards new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9519bb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/black_cards @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______. +After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti. +Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____. +Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. +And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____! +And today's soup is Cream of _____. +And what did you bring for show and tell? +A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____. +A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____. +Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless. +A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. +As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line? +As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room. +As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____. +A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____. +_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. +Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____. +_____. Betcha can't have just one! +But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. +Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace. +Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____. +Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. +Daddy, why is mommy crying? +Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice. +Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____. +Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now. +Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday." +Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____! +Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft. +During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club. +During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____. +During sex, I like to think about _____. +Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door. +Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead. +Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____. +_____: good to the last drop. +Having the worst day EVER. #_____ +Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt! +Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace. +Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____. +Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____. +_____. High five, bro. +Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time. +Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain? +How am I compensating for my tiny penis? +How am I maintaining my relationship status? +How did I lose my virginity? +I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. +I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____. +I drink to forget _____. +I get by with a little help from _____. +I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. +I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____. +I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____. +I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____. +I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. +I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club. +In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? +In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____. +In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____. +In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____. +In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____. +In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____. +In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____. +In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____. +Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____. +In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline. +In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. +In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity. +Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! +It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____. +It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____. +____. It's a trap! +_____: kid-tested, mother-approved. +Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____. +Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____. +Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____. +Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____. +Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____. +Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. +Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____. +Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____. +MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. +My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____. +My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course. +My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee. +My plan for world domination begins with _____. +Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. +Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____. +Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____. +Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama +Only two things in life are certain: death and _____. +Science will never explain _____. +She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____. +_____. That's how I want to die. +The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____. +The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____. +The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. +The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance. +The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____. +The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____. +The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go. +The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____. +The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____. +The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right. +This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____. +This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____. +This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____. +This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom." +Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!" +Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you. +To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____. +TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. +Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. +War! What is it good for? +Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____. +Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____. +What am I giving up for Lent? +What are my parents hiding from me? +What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? +What did I bring back from mexico? +What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? +What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? +What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? +What ended my last relationship? +What gets better with age? +What gives me uncontrollable gas? +What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? +What helps Obama unwind? +What is Batman's guilty pleasure? +What killed my boner? +What left this stain on my couch? +What never fails to liven up the party? +What's a girl's best friend? +What's fun until it gets weird? +What's George W. Bush thinking about right now? +What's making things awkward in the sauna? +What's my anti-drug? +What's my secret power? +What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? +What's that smell? +What's that sound? +What's the gift that keeps on giving? +What's the most emo? +What's the new fad diet? +What's the next happy meal toy? +What's there a ton of in heaven? +What will always get you laid? +What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? +What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? +When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____. +When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. +When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. +When I pooped, what came out of my butt? +When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____. +White people like _____. +WHOOO! God Damn I love _____! +Why am I broke? +Why am I sticky? +Why can't I sleep at night? +Why do I hurt all over? +Yo' mama so fat she _____! +Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone. |