Make cards be part of the Python package data

We now load the cards using pkg_resources. This is way better in many
aspects:
 * we can install the package using pip without having issues loading
  cards
 * we don't need to chdir to / before running swiftstoryd
 * we don't need to rely on data_files which is deprecated.

Signed-off-by: Olivier Gayot <olivier.gayot@sigexec.com>

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diff --git a/swiftstory/data/lang/en/cards/black.json b/swiftstory/data/lang/en/cards/black.json
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+[
+    "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.",
+    "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.",
+    "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.",
+    "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
+    "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!",
+    "And today's soup is Cream of _____.",
+    "And what did you bring for show and tell?",
+    "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.",
+    "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.",
+    "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.",
+    "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
+    "As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?",
+    "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.",
+    "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.",
+    "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.",
+    "_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
+    "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
+    "_____. Betcha can't have just one!",
+    "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
+    "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.",
+    "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
+    "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
+    "Daddy, why is mommy crying?",
+    "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.",
+    "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.",
+    "Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.",
+    "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."",
+    "Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!",
+    "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.",
+    "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.",
+    "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
+    "During sex, I like to think about _____.",
+    "Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.",
+    "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.",
+    "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.",
+    "_____: good to the last drop.",
+    "Having the worst day EVER. #_____",
+    "Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!",
+    "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.",
+    "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.",
+    "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.",
+    "_____. High five, bro.",
+    "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.",
+    "Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?",
+    "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
+    "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
+    "How did I lose my virginity?",
+    "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.",
+    "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.",
+    "I drink to forget _____.",
+    "I get by with a little help from _____.",
+    "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
+    "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
+    "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.",
+    "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.",
+    "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
+    "I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.",
+    "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
+    "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.",
+    "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.",
+    "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
+    "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.",
+    "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
+    "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
+    "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
+    "Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.",
+    "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
+    "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
+    "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.",
+    "Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!",
+    "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.",
+    "It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.",
+    "____. It's a trap!",
+    "_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
+    "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
+    "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.",
+    "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
+    "Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.",
+    "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.",
+    "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
+    "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
+    "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.",
+    "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.",
+    "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
+    "My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.",
+    "My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.",
+    "My plan for world domination begins with _____.",
+    "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
+    "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.",
+    "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
+    "Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama",
+    "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
+    "Science will never explain _____.",
+    "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.",
+    "_____. That's how I want to die.",
+    "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.",
+    "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
+    "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
+    "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.",
+    "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
+    "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.",
+    "The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.",
+    "The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.",
+    "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
+    "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.",
+    "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.",
+    "This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.",
+    "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
+    "This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."",
+    "Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"",
+    "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
+    "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.",
+    "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
+    "Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
+    "War! What is it good for?",
+    "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.",
+    "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.",
+    "What am I giving up for Lent?",
+    "What are my parents hiding from me?",
+    "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
+    "What did I bring back from mexico?",
+    "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
+    "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
+    "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
+    "What ended my last relationship?",
+    "What gets better with age?",
+    "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
+    "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
+    "What helps Obama unwind?",
+    "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
+    "What killed my boner?",
+    "What left this stain on my couch?",
+    "What never fails to liven up the party?",
+    "What's a girl's best friend?",
+    "What's fun until it gets weird?",
+    "What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?",
+    "What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
+    "What's my anti-drug?",
+    "What's my secret power?",
+    "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
+    "What's that smell?",
+    "What's that sound?",
+    "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
+    "What's the most emo?",
+    "What's the new fad diet?",
+    "What's the next happy meal toy?",
+    "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
+    "What will always get you laid?",
+    "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
+    "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
+    "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
+    "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.",
+    "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
+    "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
+    "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
+    "White people like _____.",
+    "WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!",
+    "Why am I broke?",
+    "Why am I sticky?",
+    "Why can't I sleep at night?",
+    "Why do I hurt all over?",
+    "Yo' mama so fat she _____!",
+    "Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone."
+]
diff --git a/swiftstory/data/lang/en/cards/white.json b/swiftstory/data/lang/en/cards/white.json
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+[
+    "10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.",
+    "24-hour media coverage.",
+    "40 acres and a mule.",
+    "50,000 volts straight to the nipples.",
+    "72 virgins.",
+    "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
+    "A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
+    "Aaron Burr.",
+    "A bag of magic beans.",
+    "A balanced breakfast.",
+    "A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.",
+    "A big black dick.",
+    "A bigger, blacker dick.",
+    "A bitch slap.",
+    "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.",
+    "A bleached asshole.",
+    "A bloody pacifier.",
+    "A boo-boo.",
+    "A Bop It.",
+    "A botched circumcision.",
+    "A brain tumor.",
+    "A bucket of fish heads.",
+    "A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.",
+    "A Burmese tiger pit.",
+    "A can of whoop-ass.",
+    "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.",
+    "A cooler full of organs.",
+    "A cop who is also a dog.",
+    "A crappy little hand.",
+    "A crazy little thing called love.",
+    "Active listening.",
+    "Actually getting shot, for real.",
+    "Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.",
+    "A dance move that's just sex.",
+    "Adderall.",
+    "A defective condom.",
+    "A disappointing birthday party.",
+    "A disappointing salad.",
+    "A dollop of sour cream.",
+    "Advice from a wise, old black man.",
+    "A face full of horse cum.",
+    "A falcon with a cap on it's head.",
+    "A fart.",
+    "A fat bald man from the internet.",
+    "A fetus.",
+    "A Fleshlight.",
+    "A for-real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes.",
+    "A foul mouth.",
+    "Africa.",
+    "African children.",
+    "A gassy antelope.",
+    "A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.",
+    "A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
+    "A giant powdery manbaby.",
+    "A good sniff.",
+    "A greased up Matthew McConaughey.",
+    "Agriculture.",
+    "A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
+    "A hopeless amount of spiders.",
+    "A horse with no legs.",
+    "AIDS.",
+    "AIDS monkeys.",
+    "A kiss on the lips.",
+    "A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.",
+    "Alcoholism.",
+    "A lifetime of sadness.",
+    "A live studio audience.",
+    "All of my friends dying.",
+    "All of this blood.",
+    "All these decorative pillows.",
+    "All the single ladies.",
+    "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
+    "Almost giving money to a homeless person.",
+    "A low standard of living.",
+    "Altar boys.",
+    "A magic hippie love cloud.",
+    "A manhole.",
+    "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.",
+    "A man on the brink of orgasm.",
+    "A mating display.",
+    "Ambiguous sarcasm.",
+    "A micropenis.",
+    "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.",
+    "A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
+    "A mime having a stroke.",
+    "A monkey smoking a cigar.",
+    "A mopey zoo lion.",
+    "A mouthful of potato salad.",
+    "Amputees.",
+    "A murder most foul.",
+    "Anal beads.",
+    "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.",
+    "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.",
+    "An army of skeletons.",
+    "An ass disaster.",
+    "An asymmetric boob job.",
+    "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.",
+    "Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.",
+    "Andre the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum.",
+    "An endless stream of diarrhea.",
+    "An erection that lasts longer than four hours.",
+    "An ether-soaked rag.",
+    "An Etsy steampunk strap-on.",
+    "An evil man in evil clothes.",
+    "Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.",
+    "An icepick lobotomy.",
+    "An inability to form meaningful relationships.",
+    "An interracial handshake.",
+    "An M16 assault rifle.",
+    "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
+    "An Oedipus complex.",
+    "Another shot of morphine.",
+    "An oversized lollipop.",
+    "A nuanced critique.",
+    "An ugly face.",
+    "An unforgettable quinceanera.",
+    "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling towards the sea.",
+    "An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.",
+    "An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
+    "A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.",
+    "A passionate latino lover.",
+    "A pile of squirming bodies.",
+    "A pinata full of scorpions.",
+    "A plunger to the face.",
+    "A powered exoskeleton.",
+    "A PowerPoint presentation.",
+    "A pyramid of severed heads.",
+    "A Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's.",
+    "A really cool hat.",
+    "A reason not to commit suicide.",
+    "A rival dojo.",
+    "Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
+    "A robust mongoloid.",
+    "A sad fat dragon with no friends.",
+    "A sad handjob.",
+    "A salty surprise.",
+    "A sassy black woman.",
+    "A sausage festival.",
+    "A sea of troubles.",
+    "A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.",
+    "A sex goblin with a carnival penis.",
+    "A shiny rock that proves I love you.",
+    "Asians who aren't good at math.",
+    "A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
+    "A smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites.",
+    "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
+    "A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable."",
+    "A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River."",
+    "A spastic nerd.",
+    "A spontaneous conga line.",
+    "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
+    "Assless chaps.",
+    "Ass to mouth.",
+    "A stray pube.",
+    "A subscription to Men's fitness.",
+    "A Super Soaker full of cat pee.",
+    "A surprising amount of hair.",
+    "A sweaty, panting leather daddy.",
+    "A sweet spaceship.",
+    "A team of lawyers.",
+    "A thermonuclear detonation.",
+    "A time travel paradox.",
+    "A tiny horse.",
+    "A tribe of warrior women.",
+    "A Ugandan warlord.",
+    "Auschwitz.",
+    "Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
+    "Autocannibalism.",
+    "A vagina that leads to another dimension.",
+    "A web of lies.",
+    "A whole new kind of porn.",
+    "A windmill full of corpses.",
+    "AXE Body Spray.",
+    "A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.",
+    "A zesty breakfast burrito.",
+    "Backwards knees.",
+    "Balls.",
+    "Barack Obama.",
+    "Basic human decency.",
+    "BATMAN!!!",
+    "Battlefield amputations.",
+    "Beefin' over turf.",
+    "Bees?",
+    "Being a busy adult with many important things to do.",
+    "Being a dick to children.",
+    "Being a dinosaur.",
+    "Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
+    "Being awesome at sex.",
+    "Being fabulous.",
+    "Being fat and stupid.",
+    "Being marginalized.",
+    "Being nine years old.",
+    "Being on fire.",
+    "Being paralyzed from the neck down.",
+    "Being rich.",
+    "Being worshipped as the one true God.",
+    "Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.",
+    "Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
+    "Bingeing and purging.",
+    "Bio-engineered assault rifles with acid breath.",
+    "Bitches.",
+    "Blackface.",
+    "Black people.",
+    "Blackula.",
+    "Blood farts.",
+    "Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
+    "Blowjobs for everyone.",
+    "Boogers.",
+    "Boring vaginal sex.",
+    "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
+    "Bosnian chicken farmers.",
+    "Bouncing up and down.",
+    "Breaking out into song and dance.",
+    "Brown people.",
+    "Bullshit.",
+    "Butt stuff.",
+    "Buying the right pants to be cool.",
+    "Calculating every mannerism so as to not suggest homosexuality.",
+    "Cards Against Humanity.",
+    "Carnies.",
+    "Catapults.",
+    "Catastrophic urethral trauma.",
+    "Centaurs.",
+    "Chainsaws for hands.",
+    "Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.",
+    "Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
+    "Child abuse.",
+    "Child beauty pageants.",
+    "Child Protective Services.",
+    "Children on leashes.",
+    "Child support payments.",
+    "Christopher Walken.",
+    "Chrystal meth.",
+    "Chugging a lava lamp.",
+    "Chunks of dead hitchhiker.",
+    "Civilian casualties.",
+    "Clams.",
+    "Classist undertones.",
+    "Clenched butt cheeks.",
+    "Coat hanger abortions.",
+    "Cock.",
+    "Committing mid-blowjob.",
+    "Concealing a boner.",
+    "Consensual sex.",
+    "Copping a feel.",
+    "Count Chocula.",
+    "Court-ordered rehab.",
+    "Crazy opium eyes.",
+    "Crippling debt.",
+    "Crucifixion.",
+    "Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.",
+    "Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body.",
+    "Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.",
+    "Cuddling.",
+    "Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.",
+    "Cybernetic enhancements.",
+    "Daddy issues.",
+    "Daddy's credit card.",
+    "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.",
+    "Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.",
+    "Darth Vader.",
+    "Dead babies.",
+    "Dead parents.",
+    "Death by Steven Seagal.",
+    "Deez nuts.",
+    "Deflowering the princess.",
+    "Demonic possession.",
+    "Dem titties.",
+    "Denzel.",
+    "Depression.",
+    "Destroying the evidence.",
+    "Dick Cheney.",
+    "Dick fingers.",
+    "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."",
+    "Disco fever.",
+    "Doing the right stuff to her nipples.",
+    "Doing the right thing.",
+    "Doin' it in the butt.",
+    "Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza.",
+    "Doo-doo.",
+    "Dorito breath.",
+    "Double penetration.",
+    "Drinking alone.",
+    "Drinking responsibly.",
+    "Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
+    "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.",
+    "Dry heaving.",
+    "Dying.",
+    "Dying alone and in pain.",
+    "Dying of dysentery.",
+    "Eating an albino.",
+    "Eating the last known bison.",
+    "Edible underpants.",
+    "Ejaculating live bees and bees are angry.",
+    "Elderly Japanese men.",
+    "Embryonic stem cells.",
+    "Emotions.",
+    "Ennui.",
+    "Enormous Scandinavian women.",
+    "Erectile dysfunction.",
+    "Estrogen.",
+    "Ethnic cleansing.",
+    "Eugenics.",
+    "Exactly what you'd expect.",
+    "Existing.",
+    "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
+    "Exploding pigeons.",
+    "Explosions.",
+    "Extremely tight pants.",
+    "Fabricating statistics.",
+    "Falling into the toilet.",
+    "Famine.",
+    "Fancy Feast.",
+    "Farting and walking away.",
+    "Fear itself.",
+    "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
+    "Fetal alcohol syndrome.",
+    "Fiery poops.",
+    "Figgy pudding.",
+    "Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.",
+    "Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
+    "Finally finishing off the Indians.",
+    "Finding Waldo.",
+    "Fingering.",
+    "Finger painting.",
+    "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
+    "Fisting.",
+    "Five-Dollar Footlongs.",
+    "Flesh-eating bacteria.",
+    "Flightless birds.",
+    "Flying robots that kill people.",
+    "Flying sex snakes.",
+    "Foreskin.",
+    "Former President George W. Bush.",
+    "Free ice cream, yo.",
+    "Free samples.",
+    "Friction.",
+    "Friendly fire.",
+    "Friends with benefits.",
+    "Frolicking.",
+    "Fucking a corpse back to life.",
+    "Fuck Mountain.",
+    "Full frontal nudity.",
+    "Funky fresh rhymes.",
+    "Gandalf.",
+    "Gandhi.",
+    "Gay aliens.",
+    "Geese.",
+    "Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
+    "Genghis Khan.",
+    "Genghis Khan's DNA.",
+    "Genuine human connection.",
+    "George Clooney's musk.",
+    "German dungeon porn.",
+    "Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
+    "Getting caught by the police and going to jail.",
+    "Getting drive-by shot.",
+    "Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.",
+    "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
+    "Getting in her pants, politely.",
+    "Getting married, having a few kids, buying some cool stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.",
+    "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
+    "Getting really high.",
+    "Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
+    "Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
+    "Ghosts.",
+    "Giant sperm from outer space.",
+    "Girls that always be texting'.",
+    "Giving 110%.",
+    "Giving birth to the Antichrist.",
+    "Gladiatorial combat.",
+    "Gloryholes.",
+    "Goblins.",
+    "God.",
+    "Gogurt.",
+    "Going around punching people.",
+    "Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.",
+    "Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.",
+    "Grandma.",
+    "Grandpa's ashes.",
+    "Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.",
+    "Grave robbing.",
+    "Growing a pair.",
+    "Half-assed foreplay.",
+    "Harry Potter erotica.",
+    "Having anuses for eyes.",
+    "Having a penis.",
+    "Having been dead for a while.",
+    "Having sex on top of a pizza.",
+    "Having shotguns for legs.",
+    "Heartwarming orphans.",
+    "Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
+    "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.",
+    "Heteronormativity.",
+    "Hillary Clinton's death stare.",
+    "Hip hop jewels.",
+    "Hipsters.",
+    "Historically black colleges.",
+    "Historical revisionism.",
+    "Holding down a child and farting all over him.",
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+    "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.",
+    "Hope.",
+    "Hormone injections.",
+    "Horrifying laser removal accidents.",
+    "Horse meat.",
+    "Hospice care.",
+    "Hot cheese.",
+    "Hot people.",
+    "Hot Pockets.",
+    "How awesome I am.",
+    "Hurricane Katrina.",
+    "Inappropriate yodeling.",
+    "Incest.",
+    "Indescribable loneliness.",
+    "Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.",
+    "Insatiable bloodlust.",
+    "Inserting a mason jar into my anus.",
+    "Interspecies marriage.",
+    "Intimacy problems.",
+    "Invading Poland.",
+    "Italians.",
+    "Jafar.",
+    "Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion.",
+    "Jeff Goldblum.",
+    "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
+    "Jewish fraternities.",
+    "Jizz.",
+    "Jobs.",
+    "Joe Biden.",
+    "John Wilkes Booth.",
+    "Judge Judy.",
+    "Jumping out at people.",
+    "Justin Bieber.",
+    "Just the tip.",
+    "Kamikaze pilots.",
+    "Kanye West.",
+    "Keanu Reeves.",
+    "Khakis.",
+    "Kids with ass cancer.",
+    "Lactation.",
+    "Lady Gaga.",
+    "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
+    "Land mines.",
+    "Laying an egg.",
+    "Leprosy.",
+    "Letting everyone down.",
+    "Levelling up.",
+    "Licking things to claim them as your own.",
+    "Literally eating shit.",
+    "Living in a trashcan.",
+    "Lockjaw.",
+    "Loki, the trickster god.",
+    "Lots and lots of abortions.",
+    "Lumberjack fantasies.",
+    "Lunchables.",
+    "Mad hacky-sack skills.",
+    "Magnets.",
+    "Making a friend.",
+    "Making a pouty face.",
+    "Making the penises kiss.",
+    "Man meat.",
+    "Masturbation.",
+    "Maximal insertion.",
+    "Me.",
+    "MechaHitler.",
+    "Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
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+    "Me time.",
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+    "Michelle Obama's arms.",
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+    "Miley Cyrus at 55.",
+    "Moderate to severe joint pain.",
+    "Mom.",
+    "Moms new boyfriend.",
+    "Mooing.",
+    "Moral ambiguity.",
+    "Morgan Freeman's voice.",
+    "Mouth herpes.",
+    "Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
+    "Mufasa's death scene.",
+    "Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
+    "Multiple stab wounds.",
+    "Mutually-assured destruction.",
+    "My black ass.",
+    "My boyfriend's stupid penis.",
+    "My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
+    "My dad's dumb fucking face.",
+    "My dead son's baseball glove.",
+    "My first kill.",
+    "My first period.",
+    "My genitals.",
+    "My humps.",
+    "My inner demons.",
+    "My machete.",
+    "My manservant, Claude.",
+    "My relationship status.",
+    "My sex dungeon.",
+    "My sex life.",
+    "My soul.",
+    "My vagina.",
+    "My worthless son.",
+    "Natalie Portman.",
+    "Natural male enhancement.",
+    "Natural selection.",
+    "Nazis.",
+    "Necrophilia.",
+    "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.",
+    "Neil Patrick Harris.",
+    "New Age music.",
+    "Nickelback.",
+    "Nicolas Cage.",
+    "Nipple blades.",
+    "No clothes on, penis in vagina.",
+    "Not believing in giraffes.",
+    "Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
+    "Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
+    "Not having sex.",
+    "Nothing.",
+    "Not reciprocating oral sex.",
+    "Not wearing pants.",
+    "Nubile slave boys.",
+    "Nunchuck moves.",
+    "Object permanence.",
+    "Oil!",
+    "Old-people smell.",
+    "Oncoming traffic.",
+    "One Ring to rule them all.",
+    "One thousand Slim Jims.",
+    "One trillion dollars.",
+    "Oompa-Loompas.",
+    "Opposable thumbs.",
+    "Our first chimpanzee president.",
+    "Out-of-this-world bazongos.",
+    "Overcompensation.",
+    "Overpowering your father.",
+    "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
+    "Panda sex.",
+    "Party Mexicans.",
+    "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
+    "Pedophiles.",
+    "Peeing a little bit.",
+    "Penis breath.",
+    "Penis envy.",
+    "P.F. Chang himself.",
+    "Pictures of boobs.",
+    "Pixelated bukkake.",
+    "Police brutality.",
+    "Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
+    "Poopy diapers.",
+    "Poor life choices.",
+    "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
+    "Poor people.",
+    "Power.",
+    "Powerful thighs.",
+    "Prancing.",
+    "Praying the gay away.",
+    "Preteens.",
+    "Pretending to care.",
+    "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.",
+    "Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.",
+    "Puberty.",
+    "Public ridicule.",
+    "Pulling out.",
+    "Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
+    "Puppies!",
+    "Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.",
+    "Queefing.",
+    "Quiche.",
+    "Quivering jowls.",
+    "Racially-biased SAT questions.",
+    "Racism.",
+    "Raptor attacks.",
+    "Repression.",
+    "Republicans.",
+    "Revenge fucking.",
+    "Reverse cowgirl.",
+    "Riding off into the sunset.",
+    "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
+    "Rising from the grave.",
+    "Road head.",
+    "Robert Downey, Jr.",
+    "RoboCop.",
+    "Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
+    "Ronald Reagan.",
+    "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.",
+    "Running out of semen.",
+    "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.",
+    "Russian super-tuberculosis.",
+    "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
+    "Same-sex ice dancing.",
+    "Samuel L. Jackson.",
+    "Sanding off a man's nose.",
+    "Santa Claus.",
+    "Sarah Palin.",
+    "Savagely beating a mascot.",
+    "Saxophone solos.",
+    "Saying "I love you."",
+    "Science.",
+    "Scientology.",
+    "Screaming like a maniac.",
+    "Scrotal frostbite.",
+    "Scrotum tickling.",
+    "Sean Connery.",
+    "Sean Penn.",
+    "Seeing grandma naked.",
+    "Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.",
+    "Seeing things from Hitler's perspective.",
+    "Self-flagellation.",
+    "Self-loathing.",
+    "Seppuku.",
+    "September 11th, 2001.",
+    "Serfdom.",
+    "Sexual humiliation.",
+    "Sexual peeing.",
+    "Sexual Tension.",
+    "Sex with Patrick Stewart.",
+    "Sexy pillow fights.",
+    "Shaft.",
+    "Shapeshifters.",
+    "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
+    "Sharks with legs.",
+    "Shiny objects.",
+    "Shutting the fuck up.",
+    "Silence.",
+    "Skeletor.",
+    "Slapping a racist old lady.",
+    "Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.",
+    "Smallpox blankets.",
+    "Smegma.",
+    "Smoking crack, for instance.",
+    "Sneezing, farting and coming at the same time.",
+    "Sniffing glue.",
+    "Snorting coke off a clown's boner",
+    "Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.",
+    "Some douche with an acoustic guitar.",
+    "Some god-damn peace and quiet.",
+    "Some kind of bird-man.",
+    "Some really fucked-up shit.",
+    "Some shit-hot guitar licks.",
+    "Some sort of Asian.",
+    "Soup that is too hot.",
+    "Special musical guest, Cher.",
+    "Spectacular abs.",
+    "Spending lots of money.",
+    "Sperm whales.",
+    "Spontaneous human combustion.",
+    "Sports.",
+    "Stalin.",
+    "Statistically validated stereotypes.",
+    "Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
+    "Stockholm Syndrome.",
+    "Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun.",
+    "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
+    "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
+    "Sugar madness.",
+    "Suicidal thoughts.",
+    "Sunshine and rainbows.",
+    "Surprise sex!",
+    "Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
+    "Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
+    "Switching to Geico.",
+    "Swooping.",
+    "Synergistic management solutions.",
+    "Syphilitic insanity.",
+    "Take-backsies.",
+    "Taking off your shirt.",
+    "Tasteful sideboob.",
+    "Teaching a robot to love.",
+    "Teenage pregnancy.",
+    "Tentacle porn.",
+    "Testicular torsion.",
+    "That ass.",
+    "The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.",
+    "The American Dream.",
+    "The Amish.",
+    "The art of seduction.",
+    "The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.",
+    "The Big Bang.",
+    "The black half of Barack Obama.",
+    "The black Power Ranger.",
+    "The Blood of Christ.",
+    "The boners of the elderly.",
+    "The Boy Scouts of America.",
+    "The Care Bear Stare.",
+    "The Chinese gymnastics team.",
+    "The chronic.",
+    "The clitoris.",
+    "The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.",
+    "The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.",
+    "The day the birds attacked.",
+    "The Devil himself.",
+    "The economy.",
+    "The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.",
+    "The entire Internet.",
+    "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.",
+    "The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.",
+    "The female orgasm.",
+    "The folly of man.",
+    "The Force.",
+    "The four arms of Vishnu.",
+    "The gays.",
+    "The ghosts of Marlon Brando.",
+    "The glass ceiling.",
+    "The Great Depression.",
+    "The Gulags.",
+    "The Hamburglar.",
+    "The hardworking mexican.",
+    "The Harlem Globetrotters.",
+    "The harsh light of day.",
+    "The heart of a child.",
+    "The hiccups.",
+    "The Holy Bible.",
+    "The homosexual agenda.",
+    "The human body.",
+    "The Hustle.",
+    "The inevitable death of the universe.",
+    "The invisible hand.",
+    "The Jews.",
+    "The KKK.",
+    "The Kool-Aid Man.",
+    "The Land of Chocolate.",
+    "The light of a billion suns.",
+    "The Little Engine That Could.",
+    "The Make-A-Wish Foundation.",
+    "The mere concept of Applebees.",
+    "The milk man.",
+    "The miracle of childbirth.",
+    "The mixing of the races.",
+    "The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
+    "The morbidly obese.",
+    "The new Radiohead album.",
+    "The ooze.",
+    "The passage of time.",
+    "The Patriarchy.",
+    "The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.",
+    "The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On."",
+    "The pirate's life.",
+    "The placenta.",
+    "The Pope.",
+    "The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.",
+    "The profoundly handicapped.",
+    "The Rapture.",
+    "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
+    "The rhythms of Africa.",
+    "The safe word.",
+    "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.",
+    "The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
+    "The size of my penis.",
+    "The South.",
+    "The swim team, all at once.",
+    "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.",
+    "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.",
+    "The terrorists.",
+    "The thin veneer of situational casualty that underlies porn.",
+    "The Three-Fifths compromise.",
+    "The tiger that killed my father.",
+    "The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.",
+    "The token minority.",
+    "The Trail of Tears.",
+    "The true meaning of Christmas.",
+    "The Ubermensch.",
+    "The unbelievable world of mushrooms.",
+    "The Underground Railroad.",
+    "The violation of our basic human rights.",
+    "The way white people is.",
+    "The white half of Barack Obama.",
+    "The wonders of the Orient.",
+    "The World of Warcraft.",
+    "The wrath of Vladimir Putin.",
+    "Third base.",
+    "This year's mass shooting.",
+    "Three consecutive seconds of happiness.",
+    "Three dicks at the same time.",
+    "Three months in the hole.",
+    "Throwing a virgin into a volcano.",
+    "Tiny nipples.",
+    "Tom Cruise.",
+    "Tongue.",
+    "Toni Morrison's vagina.",
+    "Too much cocaine.",
+    "Tripping balls.",
+    "Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
+    "Unfathomable stupidity.",
+    "Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.",
+    "Unquestioning obedience.",
+    "Unrelenting genital punishment.",
+    "Used panties.",
+    "Vegetarian options.",
+    "Vehicular manslaughter.",
+    "Velcro.",
+    "Viagra.",
+    "Vietnam flashbacks.",
+    "Vigilante justice.",
+    "Vigorous jazz hands.",
+    "Vikings.",
+    "Waiting 'til marriage.",
+    "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
+    "Walking in on Dad peeing into mom's mouth.",
+    "Weapons-grade plutonium.",
+    "Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
+    "Wearing glasses and sounding smart.",
+    "Western standards of beauty.",
+    "Wet dreams.",
+    "Whatever a McRib is made of.",
+    "What Jesus would do.",
+    "When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
+    "Whining like a little bitch.",
+    "Whipping a disobedient slave.",
+    "Whipping it out.",
+    "Whispering all sexy.",
+    "White-man scalps.",
+    "White people.",
+    "White privilege.",
+    "Wifely duties.",
+    "William Shatner.",
+    "Winking at old people.",
+    "Wiping her butt.",
+    "Women in yogurt commercials.",
+    "Women's suffrage.",
+    "Words, words, words.",
+    "World peace.",
+    "Yeast.",
+    "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
+    "Your weird brother.",
+    "Zeus's sexual appetites."
+]