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Signed-off-by: Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com>

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+2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.
+After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.
+Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.
+Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.
+And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!
+And today's soup is Cream of _____.
+And what did you bring for show and tell?
+A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.
+A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.
+Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.
+A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.
+As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?
+As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.
+As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.
+A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.
+_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
+Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.
+_____. Betcha can't have just one!
+But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.
+Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.
+Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.
+Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.
+Daddy, why is mommy crying?
+Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
+Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.
+Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.
+Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."
+Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!
+Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.
+During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.
+During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.
+During sex, I like to think about _____.
+Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.
+Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.
+Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.
+_____: good to the last drop.
+Having the worst day EVER. #_____
+Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!
+Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.
+Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.
+Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.
+_____. High five, bro.
+Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.
+Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?
+How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
+How am I maintaining my relationship status?
+How did I lose my virginity?
+I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.
+I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.
+I drink to forget _____.
+I get by with a little help from _____.
+I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.
+I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.
+I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.
+I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.
+I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.
+I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.
+In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
+In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.
+In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.
+In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.
+In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.
+In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.
+In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.
+In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.
+Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.
+In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
+In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.
+In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.
+Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!
+It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.
+It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.
+____. It's a trap!
+_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.
+Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
+Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.
+Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.
+Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.
+Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.
+Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
+Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.
+Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.
+MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
+My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.
+My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.
+My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.
+My plan for world domination begins with _____.
+Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.
+Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.
+Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.
+Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama
+Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.
+Science will never explain _____.
+She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.
+_____. That's how I want to die.
+The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.
+The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.
+The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
+The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.
+The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.
+The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.
+The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.
+The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.
+The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.
+The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.
+This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.
+This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.
+This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.
+This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."
+Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"
+Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.
+To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.
+TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.
+Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
+War! What is it good for?
+Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.
+Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.
+What am I giving up for Lent?
+What are my parents hiding from me?
+What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
+What did I bring back from mexico?
+What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
+What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
+What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
+What ended my last relationship?
+What gets better with age?
+What gives me uncontrollable gas?
+What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
+What helps Obama unwind?
+What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
+What killed my boner?
+What left this stain on my couch?
+What never fails to liven up the party?
+What's a girl's best friend?
+What's fun until it gets weird?
+What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?
+What's making things awkward in the sauna?
+What's my anti-drug?
+What's my secret power?
+What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
+What's that smell?
+What's that sound?
+What's the gift that keeps on giving?
+What's the most emo?
+What's the new fad diet?
+What's the next happy meal toy?
+What's there a ton of in heaven?
+What will always get you laid?
+What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
+What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
+When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.
+When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
+When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.
+When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
+When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.
+White people like _____.
+WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!
+Why am I broke?
+Why am I sticky?
+Why can't I sleep at night?
+Why do I hurt all over?
+Yo' mama so fat she _____!
+Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone.
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+10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.
+24-hour media coverage.
+40 acres and a mule.
+50,000 volts straight to the nipples.
+72 virgins.
+8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
+A 55-gallon drum of lube.
+Aaron Burr.
+A bag of magic beans.
+A balanced breakfast.
+A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.
+A big black dick.
+A bigger, blacker dick.
+A bitch slap.
+A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.
+A bleached asshole.
+A bloody pacifier.
+A boo-boo.
+A Bop It.
+A botched circumcision.
+A brain tumor.
+A bucket of fish heads.
+A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.
+A Burmese tiger pit.
+A can of whoop-ass.
+A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.
+A cooler full of organs.
+A cop who is also a dog.
+A crappy little hand.
+A crazy little thing called love.
+Active listening.
+Actually getting shot, for real.
+Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.
+A dance move that's just sex.
+Adderall.
+A defective condom.
+A disappointing birthday party.
+A disappointing salad.
+A dollop of sour cream.
+Advice from a wise, old black man.
+A face full of horse cum.
+A falcon with a cap on it's head.
+A fart.
+A fat bald man from the internet.
+A fetus.
+A Fleshlight.
+A for-real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes.
+A foul mouth.
+Africa.
+African children.
+A gassy antelope.
+A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.
+A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
+A giant powdery manbaby.
+A good sniff.
+A greased up Matthew McConaughey.
+Agriculture.
+A homoerotic volleyball montage.
+A hopeless amount of spiders.
+A horse with no legs.
+AIDS.
+AIDS monkeys.
+A kiss on the lips.
+A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.
+Alcoholism.
+A lifetime of sadness.
+A live studio audience.
+All of my friends dying.
+All of this blood.
+All these decorative pillows.
+All the single ladies.
+All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
+Almost giving money to a homeless person.
+A low standard of living.
+Altar boys.
+A magic hippie love cloud.
+A manhole.
+A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.
+A man on the brink of orgasm.
+A mating display.
+Ambiguous sarcasm.
+A micropenis.
+A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.
+A middle-aged man on roller skates.
+A mime having a stroke.
+A monkey smoking a cigar.
+A mopey zoo lion.
+A mouthful of potato salad.
+Amputees.
+A murder most foul.
+Anal beads.
+Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.
+An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.
+An army of skeletons.
+An ass disaster.
+An asymmetric boob job.
+A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.
+Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.
+Andre the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum.
+An endless stream of diarrhea.
+An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
+An ether-soaked rag.
+An Etsy steampunk strap-on.
+An evil man in evil clothes.
+Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
+An icepick lobotomy.
+An inability to form meaningful relationships.
+An interracial handshake.
+An M16 assault rifle.
+An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
+An Oedipus complex.
+Another shot of morphine.
+An oversized lollipop.
+A nuanced critique.
+An ugly face.
+An unforgettable quinceanera.
+An unhinged ferris wheel rolling towards the sea.
+An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.
+An unstoppable wave of fire ants.
+A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.
+A passionate latino lover.
+A pile of squirming bodies.
+A pinata full of scorpions.
+A plunger to the face.
+A powered exoskeleton.
+A PowerPoint presentation.
+A pyramid of severed heads.
+A Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's.
+A really cool hat.
+A reason not to commit suicide.
+A rival dojo.
+Arnold Schwarzenegger.
+A robust mongoloid.
+A sad fat dragon with no friends.
+A sad handjob.
+A salty surprise.
+A sassy black woman.
+A sausage festival.
+A sea of troubles.
+A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.
+A sex goblin with a carnival penis.
+A shiny rock that proves I love you.
+Asians who aren't good at math.
+A slightly shittier parallel universe.
+A smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites.
+A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
+A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable."
+A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River."
+A spastic nerd.
+A spontaneous conga line.
+A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.
+Assless chaps.
+Ass to mouth.
+A stray pube.
+A subscription to Men's fitness.
+A Super Soaker full of cat pee.
+A surprising amount of hair.
+A sweaty, panting leather daddy.
+A sweet spaceship.
+A team of lawyers.
+A thermonuclear detonation.
+A time travel paradox.
+A tiny horse.
+A tribe of warrior women.
+A Ugandan warlord.
+Auschwitz.
+Authentic Mexican cuisine.
+Autocannibalism.
+A vagina that leads to another dimension.
+A web of lies.
+A whole new kind of porn.
+A windmill full of corpses.
+AXE Body Spray.
+A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.
+A zesty breakfast burrito.
+Backwards knees.
+Balls.
+Barack Obama.
+Basic human decency.
+BATMAN!!!
+Battlefield amputations.
+Beefin' over turf.
+Bees?
+Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
+Being a dick to children.
+Being a dinosaur.
+Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
+Being awesome at sex.
+Being fabulous.
+Being fat and stupid.
+Being marginalized.
+Being nine years old.
+Being on fire.
+Being paralyzed from the neck down.
+Being rich.
+Being worshipped as the one true God.
+Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.
+Bill Nye the Science Guy.
+Bingeing and purging.
+Bio-engineered assault rifles with acid breath.
+Bitches.
+Blackface.
+Black people.
+Blackula.
+Blood farts.
+Blowing some dudes in an alley.
+Blowjobs for everyone.
+Boogers.
+Boring vaginal sex.
+Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
+Bosnian chicken farmers.
+Bouncing up and down.
+Breaking out into song and dance.
+Brown people.
+Bullshit.
+Butt stuff.
+Buying the right pants to be cool.
+Calculating every mannerism so as to not suggest homosexuality.
+Cards Against Humanity.
+Carnies.
+Catapults.
+Catastrophic urethral trauma.
+Centaurs.
+Chainsaws for hands.
+Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.
+Cheating in the Special Olympics.
+Child abuse.
+Child beauty pageants.
+Child Protective Services.
+Children on leashes.
+Child support payments.
+Christopher Walken.
+Chrystal meth.
+Chugging a lava lamp.
+Chunks of dead hitchhiker.
+Civilian casualties.
+Clams.
+Classist undertones.
+Clenched butt cheeks.
+Coat hanger abortions.
+Cock.
+Committing mid-blowjob.
+Concealing a boner.
+Consensual sex.
+Copping a feel.
+Count Chocula.
+Court-ordered rehab.
+Crazy opium eyes.
+Crippling debt.
+Crucifixion.
+Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.
+Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body.
+Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.
+Cuddling.
+Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.
+Cybernetic enhancements.
+Daddy issues.
+Daddy's credit card.
+Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.
+Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.
+Darth Vador.
+Dead babies.
+Dead parents.
+Death by Steven Seagal.
+Deez nuts.
+Deflowering the princess.
+Demonic possession.
+Dem titties.
+Denzel.
+Depression.
+Destroying the evidence.
+Dick Cheney.
+Dick fingers.
+Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."
+Disco fever.
+Doing the right stuff to her nipples.
+Doing the right thing.
+Doin' it in the butt.
+Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza.
+Doo-doo.
+Dorito breath.
+Double penetration.
+Drinking alone.
+Drinking responsibly.
+Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.
+Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
+Dry heaving.
+Dying.
+Dying alone and in pain.
+Dying of dysentery.
+Eating an albino.
+Eating the last known bison.
+Edible underpants.
+Ejaculating live bees and bees are angry.
+Elderly Japanese men.
+Embryonic stem cells.
+Emotions.
+Ennui.
+Enormous Scandinavian women.
+Erectile dysfunction.
+Estrogen.
+Ethnic cleansing.
+Eugenics.
+Exactly what you'd expect.
+Existing.
+Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
+Exploding pigeons.
+Explosions.
+Extremely tight pants.
+Fabricating statistics.
+Falling into the toilet.
+Famine.
+Fancy Feast.
+Farting and walking away.
+Fear itself.
+Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
+Fetal alcohol syndrome.
+Fiery poops.
+Figgy pudding.
+Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.
+Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.
+Finally finishing off the Indians.
+Finding Waldo.
+Fingering.
+Finger painting.
+Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
+Fisting.
+Five-Dollar Footlongs.
+Flesh-eating bacteria.
+Flightless birds.
+Flying robots that kill people.
+Flying sex snakes.
+Foreskin.
+Former President George W. Bush.
+Free ice cream, yo.
+Free samples.
+Friction.
+Friendly fire.
+Friends with benefits.
+Frolicking.
+Fucking a corpse back to life.
+Fuck Mountain.
+Full frontal nudity.
+Funky fresh rhymes.
+Gandalf.
+Gandhi.
+Gay aliens.
+Geese.
+Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
+Genghis Khan.
+Genghis Khan's DNA.
+Genuine human connection.
+George Clooney's musk.
+German dungeon porn.
+Getting abducted by Peter Pan.
+Getting caught by the police and going to jail.
+Getting drive-by shot.
+Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.
+Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.
+Getting in her pants, politely.
+Getting married, having a few kids, buying some cool stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.
+Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
+Getting really high.
+Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
+Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.
+Ghosts.
+Giant sperm from outer space.
+Girls that always be texting'.
+Giving 110%.
+Giving birth to the Antichrist.
+Gladiatorial combat.
+Gloryholes.
+Goblins.
+God.
+Gogurt.
+Going around punching people.
+Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.
+Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.
+Grandma.
+Grandpa's ashes.
+Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.
+Grave robbing.
+Growing a pair.
+Half-assed foreplay.
+Harry Potter erotica.
+Having anuses for eyes.
+Having a penis.
+Having been dead for a while.
+Having sex on top of a pizza.
+Having shotguns for legs.
+Heartwarming orphans.
+Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
+Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.
+Heteronormativity.
+Hillary Clinton's death stare.
+Hip hop jewels.
+Hipsters.
+Historically black colleges.
+Historical revisionism.
+Holding down a child and farting all over him.
+Homeless people.
+Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
+Hope.
+Hormone injections.
+Horrifying laser removal accidents.
+Horse meat.
+Hospice care.
+Hot cheese.
+Hot people.
+Hot Pockets.
+How awesome I am.
+Hurricane Katrina.
+Inappropriate yodeling.
+Incest.
+Indescribable loneliness.
+Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.
+Insatiable bloodlust.
+Inserting a mason jar into my anus.
+Interspecies marriage.
+Intimacy problems.
+Invading Poland.
+Italians.
+Jafar.
+Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion.
+Jeff Goldblum.
+Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
+Jewish fraternities.
+Jizz.
+Jobs.
+Joe Biden.
+John Wilkes Booth.
+Judge Judy.
+Jumping out at people.
+Justin Bieber.
+Just the tip.
+Kamikaze pilots.
+Kanye West.
+Keanu Reeves.
+Khakis.
+Kids with ass cancer.
+Lactation.
+Lady Gaga.
+Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
+Land mines.
+Laying an egg.
+Leprosy.
+Letting everyone down.
+Levelling up.
+Licking things to claim them as your own.
+Literally eating shit.
+Living in a trashcan.
+Lockjaw.
+Loki, the trickster god.
+Lots and lots of abortions.
+Lumberjack fantasies.
+Lunchables.
+Mad hacky-sack skills.
+Magnets.
+Making a friend.
+Making a pouty face.
+Making the penises kiss.
+Man meat.
+Masturbation.
+Maximal insertion.
+Me.
+MechaHitler.
+Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.
+Men.
+Menstrual rage.
+Me time.
+Michael Jackson.
+Michelle Obama's arms.
+Mild autism.
+Miley Cyrus at 55.
+Moderate to severe joint pain.
+Mom.
+Moms new boyfriend.
+Mooing.
+Moral ambiguity.
+Morgan Freeman's voice.
+Mouth herpes.
+Mr. Clean, right behind you.
+Mufasa's death scene.
+Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
+Multiple stab wounds.
+Mutually-assured destruction.
+My black ass.
+My boyfriend's stupid penis.
+My collection of high-tech sex toys.
+My dad's dumb fucking face.
+My dead son's baseball glove.
+My first kill.
+My first period.
+My genitals.
+My humps.
+My inner demons.
+My machete.
+My manservant, Claude.
+My relationship status.
+My sex dungeon.
+My sex life.
+My soul.
+My vagina.
+My worthless son.
+Natalie Portman.
+Natural male enhancement.
+Natural selection.
+Nazis.
+Necrophilia.
+Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.
+Neil Patrick Harris.
+New Age music.
+Nickelback.
+Nicolas Cage.
+Nipple blades.
+No clothes on, penis in vagina.
+Not believing in giraffes.
+Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.
+Not giving a shit about the Third World.
+Not having sex.
+Nothing.
+Not reciprocating oral sex.
+Not wearing pants.
+Nubile slave boys.
+Nunchuck moves.
+Object permanence.
+Oil!
+Old-people smell.
+Oncoming traffic.
+One Ring to rule them all.
+One thousand Slim Jims.
+One trillion dollars.
+Oompa-Loompas.
+Opposable thumbs.
+Our first chimpanzee president.
+Out-of-this-world bazongos.
+Overcompensation.
+Overpowering your father.
+Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
+Panda sex.
+Party Mexicans.
+Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
+Pedophiles.
+Peeing a little bit.
+Penis breath.
+Penis envy.
+P.F. Chang himself.
+Pictures of boobs.
+Pixelated bukkake.
+Police brutality.
+Pooping back and forth. Forever.
+Poopy diapers.
+Poor life choices.
+Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
+Poor people.
+Power.
+Powerful thighs.
+Prancing.
+Praying the gay away.
+Preteens.
+Pretending to care.
+Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.
+Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.
+Puberty.
+Public ridicule.
+Pulling out.
+Pumping out a baby every nine months.
+Puppies!
+Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.
+Queefing.
+Quiche.
+Quivering jowls.
+Racially-biased SAT questions.
+Racism.
+Raptor attacks.
+Repression.
+Republicans.
+Revenge fucking.
+Reverse cowgirl.
+Riding off into the sunset.
+Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
+Rising from the grave.
+Road head.
+Robert Downey, Jr.
+RoboCop.
+Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.
+Ronald Reagan.
+Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.
+Running out of semen.
+Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.
+Russian super-tuberculosis.
+Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
+Same-sex ice dancing.
+Samuel L. Jackson.
+Sanding off a man's nose.
+Santa Claus.
+Sarah Palin.
+Savagely beating a mascot.
+Saxophone solos.
+Saying "I love you."
+Science.
+Scientology.
+Screaming like a maniac.
+Scrotal frostbite.
+Scrotum tickling.
+Sean Connery.
+Sean Penn.
+Seeing grandma naked.
+Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.
+Seeing things from Hitler's perspective.
+Self-flagellation.
+Self-loathing.
+Seppuku.
+September 11th, 2001.
+Serfdom.
+Sexual humiliation.
+Sexual peeing.
+Sexual Tension.
+Sex with Patrick Stewart.
+Sexy pillow fights.
+Shaft.
+Shapeshifters.
+Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
+Sharks with legs.
+Shiny objects.
+Shutting the fuck up.
+Silence.
+Skeletor.
+Slapping a racist old lady.
+Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.
+Smallpox blankets.
+Smegma.
+Smoking crack, for instance.
+Sneezing, farting and coming at the same time.
+Sniffing glue.
+Snorting coke off a clown's boner
+Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.
+Some douche with an acoustic guitar.
+Some god-damn peace and quiet.
+Some kind of bird-man.
+Some really fucked-up shit.
+Some shit-hot guitar licks.
+Some sort of Asian.
+Soup that is too hot.
+Special musical guest, Cher.
+Spectacular abs.
+Spending lots of money.
+Sperm whales.
+Spontaneous human combustion.
+Sports.
+Stalin.
+Statistically validated stereotypes.
+Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
+Stockholm Syndrome.
+Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun.
+Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.
+Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
+Sugar madness.
+Suicidal thoughts.
+Sunshine and rainbows.
+Surprise sex!
+Sweet, sweet vengeance.
+Swiftly achieving orgasm.
+Switching to Geico.
+Swooping.
+Synergistic management solutions.
+Syphilitic insanity.
+Take-backsies.
+Taking off your shirt.
+Tasteful sideboob.
+Teaching a robot to love.
+Teenage pregnancy.
+Tentacle porn.
+Testicular torsion.
+That ass.
+The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.
+The American Dream.
+The Amish.
+The art of seduction.
+The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.
+The Big Bang.
+The black half of Barack Obama.
+The black Power Ranger.
+The Blood of Christ.
+The boners of the elderly.
+The Boy Scouts of America.
+The Care Bear Stare.
+The Chinese gymnastics team.
+The chronic.
+The clitoris.
+The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.
+The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.
+The day the birds attacked.
+The Devil himself.
+The economy.
+The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.
+The entire Internet.
+The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
+The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.
+The female orgasm.
+The folly of man.
+The Force.
+The four arms of Vishnu.
+The gays.
+The ghosts of Marlon Brando.
+The glass ceiling.
+The Great Depression.
+The Gulags.
+The Hamburglar.
+The hardworking mexican.
+The Harlem Globetrotters.
+The harsh light of day.
+The heart of a child.
+The hiccups.
+The Holy Bible.
+The homosexual agenda.
+The human body.
+The Hustle.
+The inevitable death of the universe.
+The invisible hand.
+The Jews.
+The KKK.
+The Kool-Aid Man.
+The Land of Chocolate.
+The light of a billion suns.
+The Little Engine That Could.
+The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
+The mere concept of Applebees.
+The milk man.
+The miracle of childbirth.
+The mixing of the races.
+The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.
+The morbidly obese.
+The new Radiohead album.
+The ooze.
+The passage of time.
+The Patriarchy.
+The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.
+The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On."
+The pirate's life.
+The placenta.
+The Pope.
+The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.
+The profoundly handicapped.
+The Rapture.
+The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
+The rhythms of Africa.
+The safe word.
+The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.
+The shambling corpse of Larry King.
+The size of my penis.
+The South.
+The swim team, all at once.
+The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.
+The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.
+The terrorists.
+The thin veneer of situational casualty that underlies porn.
+The Three-Fifths compromise.
+The tiger that killed my father.
+The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.
+The token minority.
+The Trail of Tears.
+The true meaning of Christmas.
+The Ubermensch.
+The unbelievable world of mushrooms.
+The Underground Railroad.
+The violation of our basic human rights.
+The way white people is.
+The white half of Barack Obama.
+The wonders of the Orient.
+The World of Warcraft.
+The wrath of Vladimir Putin.
+Third base.
+This year's mass shooting.
+Three consecutive seconds of happiness.
+Three dicks at the same time.
+Three months in the hole.
+Throwing a virgin into a volcano.
+Tiny nipples.
+Tom Cruise.
+Tongue.
+Toni Morrison's vagina.
+Too much cocaine.
+Tripping balls.
+Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
+Unfathomable stupidity.
+Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.
+Unquestioning obedience.
+Unrelenting genital punishment.
+Used panties.
+Vegetarian options.
+Vehicular manslaughter.
+Velcro.
+Viagra.
+Vietnam flashbacks.
+Vigilante justice.
+Vigorous jazz hands.
+Vikings.
+Waiting 'til marriage.
+Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
+Walking in on Dad peeing into mom's mouth.
+Weapons-grade plutonium.
+Wearing an octopus for a hat.
+Wearing glasses and sounding smart.
+Western standards of beauty.
+Wet dreams.
+Whatever a McRib is made of.
+What Jesus would do.
+When you fart and a little bit comes out.
+Whining like a little bitch.
+Whipping a disobedient slave.
+Whipping it out.
+Whispering all sexy.
+White-man scalps.
+White people.
+White privilege.
+Wifely duties.
+William Shatner.
+Winking at old people.
+Wiping her butt.
+Women in yogurt commercials.
+Women's suffrage.
+Words, words, words.
+World peace.
+Yeast.
+YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
+Your weird brother.
+Zeus's sexual appetites.
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+Les Etats-Unis ont débuté le parachutage de _____ aux enfants afghans.
+La guerre, c'est bien pour quoi?
+Qu'est-ce qui m'empêche de dormir?
+C'est quoi cette odeur?
+Qui a volé les cookies?
+Des études prouvent que les rats de laboratoires se déplacent cinquante fois plus vite dans les labyrinthes après avoir été exposés à _____.
+Quand j'irai en prison, je cacherai _____ dans mes fesses pour faire de la contrebande.
+Si j'étais Président de la République, je créerais le ministère de _____.
+Qu'est-ce qui se bonifie avec le temps?
+Je bois pour oublier _____.
+Qu'ai-je rapporté du Mexique?
+La sortie scolaire a été totalement gâchée par _____.
+Qu'est ce que vous n'aimeriez pas trouver dans de la nourriture chinoise?
+Dans son nouveau film Disney, Hannah Montana affronte _____ pour la toute première fois.
+Pendant le sexe, j'aime penser à _____.
+A cause de quoi mon slip est-il trempé?
+Que me cachent mes parents?
+Les Blancs aiment bien _____.
+A cause de quoi les terroristes nous détestent-ils autant?
+Comme j'aimerais ne pas avoir perdu la notice pour _____.
+Désolé les gens, je viens juste de _____.
+C'est quoi ce bruit?
+Qu'est-ce qu'on peut trouver par milliers au paradis?
+Le meilleur ami des filles, c'est _____.
+Quel est le plaisir coupable de Batman?
+Les psychanalystes s'allarment devant l'émergence de la phobie de _____ chez la plupart de leurs patients.
+Quand j'étais petit, j'adorais _____.
+Qu'est-ce qui vous fera réussir à coucher à tous les coups?
+Quel est le prochain duo super-héros/acolyte?
+_____ : Bon jusqu'à la dernière goutte.
+Désormais, le Père Noël n'apportera plus du charbon aux vilains enfants mais _____.
+Quel est mon super-pouvoir secret?
+Pour draguer, il ne faut surtout pas parler de son penchant pour _____.
+Que préfère Nicolas Sarkozy?
+Qui est le plus aigri?
+_____? Il y a une application pour ça.
+Pour mon prochain tour de magie, je vais faire sortir _____ du chapeau.
+Durant sa période marron (souvent négligée), Picasso peignait beaucoup de tableaux représentant _____.
+La médecine reconnaît enfin les pouvoirs thérapeutiques de _____.
+_____ : Testé par les enfants, approuvé par les mamans.
+Qu'est-ce qui peut aider à maintenir une relation de couple?
+La vie était dure pour les hommes des cavernes avant _____.
+Ce soir sur M6, Bernard de la Villardière vous propose une enquête exclusive sur _____.
+Que sentent les personnes âgées?
+Qu'est-ce qui aide Barack Obama à se changer les idées?
+Il mange quoi vin Diesel au petit déjeuner?
+Qu'est-ce que mamie trouve d'abord perturbant, puis étrangement plaisant?
+_____. C'est un piège.
+Quel est le prochain jouet du HappyMeal?
+Si j'étais riche, je ferais ériger une statue de 15 mètres de haut pour commémorer _____.
+Mais avant de vous tuer, Mr Bond, je dois vous montrer _____.
+Ce soir sur Canal+ découvrez la tragique histoire de _____.
+Qu'est-ce qui me donne des gaz incontrôlables?
+Qu'est-ce qui est le plus hardcore?
+Qu'est-ce qui est le plus gay?
+Alors que les USA et l'URSS s'affrontaient dans la course à l'espace, le Mexique dépensait des millions de pesos dans la recherche sur _____.
+Alors que Pharaon restait impassible Moise provoqua la onzième plaie : _____.
+Je ne sais pas avec quelles armes se fera la Troisième Guerre Mondiale, mais la Quatrième se fera à coups de _____.
+La dernière chose à laquelle pensa Michael Jackson avant de mourir fut _____.
+Des ethnographes ont récemment découvert une tribu aborigène vouant un culte à _____.
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+La Sainte Bible.
+La Macarena.
+Se chier dessus.
+Un anus maquillé.
+Les juifs avec une coupe afro.
+Les P'tits Filous Tubes.
+Une branlette tristement exécutée.
+François Ba Des biscuits apéro.
+Michaël Jackson
+BATMAN!!!
+Les Vikings.
+L'abstinence.
+Le bibendum Michelin.
+Superbus.
+Son Altesse royale, la reine Elizabeth II.
+L'auto-cannibalisme.
+La série des "Fais-moi peur !"
+Le ping pong de caca cul à cul.
+Pour toujours.
+La fête du slip.
+Mes parties génitales.
+L'inceste.
+L'Amérique.
+Les chansons de Pascal Obispo.
+Un twist de M. Night Shyamalan.
+Mourir de la dysenterie.
+Les équipes chinoises de gynmastique.
+Du sexe surprise !
+Batifoler.
+Une tortue vicieuse qui te mord la bite.
+Le lancer de nain sur une cible en velcro.
+2 Girls 1 Cup (vidéo scatophile célèbre sur Internet).
+La tension sexuelle.
+Une fête d'anniversaire ratée.
+Du Axe Body Spray.
+Des bébés chiens !
+Les gens qui sentent leurs chaussettes.
+La destruction mutuelle assurée.
+Le Ku Klux Klan.
+Boire tout seul.
+Des abdominaux spectaculaires.
+Faire le bon choix.
+Du sperme de baleine.
+Les inondations.
+Center Park.
+Les Oompas Loompas.
+La capacité d'écoute.
+Se mettre tellement en colère que ça en donne une érection.
+Les Juifs.
+Les cols portés relevés.
+World of Warcraft.
+Faire la moue.
+Gargamel.
+Les Twinkies.
+Le Stade de France.
+Etre un sale con envers les enfants.
+Des salopes.
+Les enfants tenus en laisse.
+Laisser un message maladroit sur un répondeur.
+Beaucoup de bruit pour rien.
+Les Noirs.
+La lactation.
+Natalie Portman.
+Britney Spears à 55 ans.
+Les Jazz Hands.
+Une fanfic érotique sur l'univers de Harry Potter.
+Les existentialistes.
+La science.
+Une mycose.
+Chier dans la soupe.
+La puberté.
+Le Pape.
+Abuser des cabines de bronzage.
+Les tétraplégiques.
+Un cinquantenaire qui pratique le roller.
+Se retirer.
+Brouter.
+Péter et s'en aller.
+Parkinson.
+Auschwitz.
+Des chèvres qui mangent des sacs poubelle.
+Boire un verre de beurre fondu.
+La couille manquante de Lance Armstrong.
+Le faire dans les fesses.
+La séduction.
+Les Jonas Brothers.
+La sexualité des pandas.
+Un chameau en dessin animé qui apprécie une délicieuse et rafraichissante taffe de cigarette.
+Respirer de la colle.
+Les sites de rencontres échangistes.
+Les exercices pour stimuler l'esprit d'équipe en entreprise.
+Plus Belle La Vie.
+Se torcher.
+L'impuissance.
+Un tir dans son propre camp.
+Les solos de saxophone.
+Un énième film de vampires.
+La kétamine.
+Les oestrogènes.
+Le Sud.
+Manger pour pouvoir vomir.
+Un bulot.
+Des catapultes.
+Un burrito très pimenté.
+Les filles à qui l'alcool ne réussit pas.
+Des gobelins.
+La Scientologie.
+Nicolas Cage.
+Une torsion musculaire.
+La chair humaine.
+La revente de cadeau sur eBay.
+Une vidéo amateur de Claire Chazal qui sanglote au dessus d'un plat surgelé.
+Les chapeaux à hélices.
+Où sont les toilettes ?
+Les Hot Pockets.
+Des pilotes kamikazes.
+La lèpre.
+Les concours de beauté pour enfants.
+Les pantalons fendus en cuir des motards et des cowboys.
+Des oeufs de ptérodactyles.
+Des couvertures avec la variole.
+Le sexe oral non réciproque.
+Des sucettes géantes.
+Gandhi.
+Les soutifs lance-flammes.
+Le Viagra.
+Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
+Sean Penn.
+Keanu Reeves.
+L'esclavage.
+Genghis Khan.
+Corky.
+Un gardien de but.
+Des oies.
+Des refaits asymétriques.
+Les hommes.
+La bestialité.
+Ce putain de jeu.
+Le Médiator.
+Des Chuppa Chups.
+Will Smith.
+La peluche "Elmo chatouille-moi".
+Les couteaux à cran d'arrêt.
+Des enfants avec un cancer du colon.
+Des pankakes.
+Céline Dion.
+Une canette de Red Bull.
+Le sang du Christ.
+Ta mère qui me demande en ami sur Facebook.
+Les gens en chaleur.
+Les profs remplaçants.
+Une parade nuptiale.
+Avoir un calcul rénal.
+La bagarre.
+Jamie de C'est Pas Sorcier.
+Les piercings sur les parties génitales.
+Les témoins de Jéhovah.
+Les roux.
+Sarah Palin.
+L'agriculture.
+Le tri sélectif.
+Les pornos SM allemands.
+Un terroriste qui fait des vannes.
+Une fusillade dans un lycée.
+L'avortement au cintre.
+Le caca qui brule.
+Mon statut relationnel.
+Doigter.
+Le SIDA.
+Valérie Damidot.
+Les rabat-joies.
+Une lobotomie au pic à glace.
+Un type louche en imperméable qui traine devant les écoles primaires.
+Les chinois.
+Un caniche nain.
+Les trous dans les cloisons des WC sur les aires d'autoroutes (glory holes).
+Louragan Katrina.
+Les Oreos.
+Les Nazis.
+Les femmes dans les pubs de yaourts.
+Les règles abondantes.
+Les Frolics.
+Les mines antipersonnel.
+Une maison de retraite.
+Le placenta.
+Bono.
+Justin Bieber.
+La nécrophilie.
+Un prépuce.
+Indochine.
+Le Big Bang.
+Bob l'éponge.
+Ma collection de sex-toys high-tech.
+La guérison par la foi.
+Mon âme.
+Aller à la messe de minuit.
+Les connards sur leur iPhone 4S.
+La répression.
+Improviser un dispositif à base d'explosifs.
+Draguer des personnes âgées.
+Les éjaculations nocturnes.
+Heath Ledger.
+Les personnes âgées japonaises.
+La Valse des Fleurs.
+Une fellation au volant.
+Les fatasmes sur les bucherons.
+Un téton qui sort du soutien-gorge.
+Les bébés morts.
+Etre en feu.
+La masturbation.
+Le triangle des Bermudes.
+Un océan de troubles.
+La sélection naturelle.
+Des parents morts.
+Les Italiens.
+Tom Cruise.
+La chevalerie.
+Les jeux vidéo en réseau.
+Le clitoris.
+Les mangas pornos avec tentacules.
+Mahomet.
+Un gros ventre fendu qui ressemble à un cul.
+La maltraitance sur mineur.
+Toucher des organes génitaux par inadvertance.
+Super Mario qui vient réparer une fuite dans un film porno.
+Le Télétubbie qui fait le plus gay des quatre.
+Les amis qui bouffent tous vos biscuits.
+Paris Hilton.
+Un mime qui fait une attaque.
+Twitter.
+Des préléminaires laborieux.
+Un moment à soi.
+Des gants en latex.
+Porter des sous-vêtements à l'envers pour éviter de faire une machine.
+Des crevettes à volonté pour 4.99$
+Des échantillons gratuits.
+Du kloug.
+Un poil pubien abandonné.
+Attendre jusqu'au mariage.
+Cette réponse est post-moderne.
+Un Tamagotchi négligé.
+Les décolletés élégants.
+Des travestis potables.
+Arnold Schwarzenegger.
+Piller des tombes.
+Un pistolet à eau rempli de pipi de chat.
+D'Artagnan.
+Ronald McDonald.
+Se donner à 110%.
+Nourrir Laurence Boccolini.
+Un coup d'oeil.
+De multiples coups de couteau.
+Casimir.
+Le meurtre le plus immonde.
+Le périnée.
+Ouvrir la Mer Rouge.
+Trop de gel dans les cheveux.
+Les vidéos porno hardcore.
+Les sous-vêtements comestibles.
+Les Blancs.
+Tiger Woods.
+Descendre en piqué.
+Coucher avec elle.
+Les chants tyroliens dans les moments innappropriés.
+K2000.
+Les fantômes.
+Un plan cul.
+L'intrigue d'un film de Michael Bay.
+La folie des hommes.
+Un chapeau vraiment très cool.
+La musique pop turque.
+Robert Downey Jr.
+Nicolas Hulot.
+Cacher une érection.
+L'herpès buccal.
+Le comportement passif agressif.
+Deux nains qui chient dans un sceau.
+Les pré-adolescentes.
+Hippo Gloutons.
+Kayne West.
+Vomir sans vomi.
+Eric Zemmour.
+Les sans-abris.
+Coco, le singe des Coco Pops.
+Les échanges de politesse.
+Des boules.
+Le nettoyage ethnique.
+Le truc du Télé Achat qui électrocute les abdominaux.
+La gastro.
+Des centaures.
+Un uppercut.
+Les nains.
+Quand tu pètes et que ça fait un léger bruit.
+Enlever ton t-shirt.
+Monsieur Patate.
+Un foetus.
+Des blagues sur l'Holocauste au moment inopportun.
+Un spectacle de marionnettes.
+Les pets vaginaux.
+Un Sunday Caramel.
+Des abeilles ?
+Le droit de vote aux femmes.
+Bond, James Bond.
+De la pâtée pour chat.
+Le pudding à la figue.
+Le soleil qui brille et les arcs en ciel.
+Le réchauffement planétaire.
+Boire de la bière en faisant le poirier sur le tonneau.
+La règle de trois.
+Porter des moufles.
+Etre fabuleux.
+Buzz l'Eclair qui explique le sexe au enfants.
+Manger tous les cookies qu'on devait vendre à la kermesse.
+Les émotions.
+Du thon en boite avec des bouts de dauphins.
+Tricher aux Jeux Olympiques Spéciaux (réservés aux handicapés mentaux).
+Une attaque de vélociraptors.
+Une course à la mort en fauteuil roulant.
+L'attitude.
+Les surdoués en mathématiques.
+Les boules anales.
+Les joueurs de djembé amateurs.
+Un moulin à vent rempli de cadavres.
+Hulk Hogan.
+Le smegma.
+Des pédophiles.
+Scalper.
+Porter des semelles compensées.
+La Gestapo.
+La torture par l'eau.
+Les chorégraphies disco.
+Chuck Norris qui casse de la lesbienne antisémite.
+La Heineken.
+Un micropénis.
+Les oiseaux qui ne savent pas voler.
+Braquer une banque du sperme.
+Les quotas pour les minorités.
+Un complexe d'Oedipe
+Les combats de coqs.
+La carrière musicale de Tony Parker.
+Ma vie sexuelle.
+Julien Lepers.
+Se saouler au bain de bouche.
+La maladie de la vache folle.
+Hara-kiri.
+Piéger votre maison par peur des voleurs.
+Le patinage artistique en duo non mixte.
+Dark Vador.
+Voldemort.
+Lécher les choses pour prouver qu'elles sont à vous.
+Nicolas Sarkozy.
+La Gay Pride.
+La combustion spontanée.
+Barack Obama.
+Apprendre à un robot à aimer.
+Sean Connery.
+La paix mondiale.
+La dépression nerveuse.
+Les amputés.
+Une mama black en colère.
+Les Talibans.
+Le coeur d'un enfant.
+Etre riche.
+Des bananes en pyjamas.
+Se gratter le cul ni vu ni connu.
+Les golden showers (pratique urophile).
+Des victimes civiles.
+Une érection qui dure plus de quatre heures.
+Ces moments où vous avez du sable dans le vagin.
+Se pavaner.
+L'obésité.
+Les gays.
+Les petits chanteurs à la croix de bois.
+Faire un petit pipi.
+Mourir.
+Essayer de pécho de la meuf à la sortie des cliniques d'avortement.
+Les asiatiques qui ne sont pas bons en maths.
+Les garçons qui n'appellent pas.
+L'odeur des vieux.
+Un singe qui fume le cigare.
+Une détonation thermonucléaire.
+Kim Jong II.
+Faire un câlin.
+La vieille qui joue dans Arabesques.
+La diarrhée des lendemains de fêtes arrosées.
+L'alcoolisme.
+Le racisme.
+Le catéchisme.
+Les préservatifs parfumés.
+Se réveiller à moitié nu sur le parking du McDo.
+Le vagin de Whoopi Goldberg.
+Monsieur Propre.
+Les pauvres.
+L'envie de pénis.
+Les Mexicains qui travaillent dur.
+Douce, douce vengeance...