Make cards be part of the Python package data

We now load the cards using pkg_resources. This is way better in many
aspects:
 * we can install the package using pip without having issues loading
  cards
 * we don't need to chdir to / before running swiftstoryd
 * we don't need to rely on data_files which is deprecated.

Signed-off-by: Olivier Gayot <olivier.gayot@sigexec.com>

4 files changed, 0 insertions, 1455 deletions

diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json
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-[
-    "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.",
-    "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.",
-    "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.",
-    "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
-    "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!",
-    "And today's soup is Cream of _____.",
-    "And what did you bring for show and tell?",
-    "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.",
-    "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.",
-    "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.",
-    "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
-    "As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?",
-    "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.",
-    "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.",
-    "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.",
-    "_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
-    "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
-    "_____. Betcha can't have just one!",
-    "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
-    "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.",
-    "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
-    "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
-    "Daddy, why is mommy crying?",
-    "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.",
-    "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.",
-    "Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.",
-    "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."",
-    "Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!",
-    "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.",
-    "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.",
-    "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
-    "During sex, I like to think about _____.",
-    "Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.",
-    "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.",
-    "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.",
-    "_____: good to the last drop.",
-    "Having the worst day EVER. #_____",
-    "Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!",
-    "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.",
-    "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.",
-    "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.",
-    "_____. High five, bro.",
-    "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.",
-    "Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?",
-    "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
-    "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
-    "How did I lose my virginity?",
-    "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.",
-    "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.",
-    "I drink to forget _____.",
-    "I get by with a little help from _____.",
-    "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
-    "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
-    "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.",
-    "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.",
-    "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
-    "I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.",
-    "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
-    "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.",
-    "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.",
-    "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
-    "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.",
-    "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
-    "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
-    "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
-    "Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.",
-    "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
-    "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
-    "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.",
-    "Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!",
-    "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.",
-    "It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.",
-    "____. It's a trap!",
-    "_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
-    "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
-    "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.",
-    "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
-    "Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.",
-    "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.",
-    "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
-    "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
-    "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.",
-    "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.",
-    "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
-    "My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.",
-    "My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.",
-    "My plan for world domination begins with _____.",
-    "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
-    "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.",
-    "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
-    "Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama",
-    "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
-    "Science will never explain _____.",
-    "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.",
-    "_____. That's how I want to die.",
-    "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.",
-    "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
-    "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
-    "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.",
-    "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
-    "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.",
-    "The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.",
-    "The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.",
-    "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
-    "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.",
-    "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.",
-    "This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.",
-    "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
-    "This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."",
-    "Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"",
-    "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
-    "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.",
-    "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
-    "Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
-    "War! What is it good for?",
-    "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.",
-    "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.",
-    "What am I giving up for Lent?",
-    "What are my parents hiding from me?",
-    "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
-    "What did I bring back from mexico?",
-    "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
-    "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
-    "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
-    "What ended my last relationship?",
-    "What gets better with age?",
-    "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
-    "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
-    "What helps Obama unwind?",
-    "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
-    "What killed my boner?",
-    "What left this stain on my couch?",
-    "What never fails to liven up the party?",
-    "What's a girl's best friend?",
-    "What's fun until it gets weird?",
-    "What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?",
-    "What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
-    "What's my anti-drug?",
-    "What's my secret power?",
-    "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
-    "What's that smell?",
-    "What's that sound?",
-    "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
-    "What's the most emo?",
-    "What's the new fad diet?",
-    "What's the next happy meal toy?",
-    "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
-    "What will always get you laid?",
-    "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
-    "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
-    "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
-    "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.",
-    "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
-    "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
-    "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
-    "White people like _____.",
-    "WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!",
-    "Why am I broke?",
-    "Why am I sticky?",
-    "Why can't I sleep at night?",
-    "Why do I hurt all over?",
-    "Yo' mama so fat she _____!",
-    "Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone."
-]
diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/white.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/white.json
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-[
-    "10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.",
-    "24-hour media coverage.",
-    "40 acres and a mule.",
-    "50,000 volts straight to the nipples.",
-    "72 virgins.",
-    "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.",
-    "A 55-gallon drum of lube.",
-    "Aaron Burr.",
-    "A bag of magic beans.",
-    "A balanced breakfast.",
-    "A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.",
-    "A big black dick.",
-    "A bigger, blacker dick.",
-    "A bitch slap.",
-    "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.",
-    "A bleached asshole.",
-    "A bloody pacifier.",
-    "A boo-boo.",
-    "A Bop It.",
-    "A botched circumcision.",
-    "A brain tumor.",
-    "A bucket of fish heads.",
-    "A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.",
-    "A Burmese tiger pit.",
-    "A can of whoop-ass.",
-    "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.",
-    "A cooler full of organs.",
-    "A cop who is also a dog.",
-    "A crappy little hand.",
-    "A crazy little thing called love.",
-    "Active listening.",
-    "Actually getting shot, for real.",
-    "Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.",
-    "A dance move that's just sex.",
-    "Adderall.",
-    "A defective condom.",
-    "A disappointing birthday party.",
-    "A disappointing salad.",
-    "A dollop of sour cream.",
-    "Advice from a wise, old black man.",
-    "A face full of horse cum.",
-    "A falcon with a cap on it's head.",
-    "A fart.",
-    "A fat bald man from the internet.",
-    "A fetus.",
-    "A Fleshlight.",
-    "A for-real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes.",
-    "A foul mouth.",
-    "Africa.",
-    "African children.",
-    "A gassy antelope.",
-    "A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.",
-    "A gentle caress of the inner thigh.",
-    "A giant powdery manbaby.",
-    "A good sniff.",
-    "A greased up Matthew McConaughey.",
-    "Agriculture.",
-    "A homoerotic volleyball montage.",
-    "A hopeless amount of spiders.",
-    "A horse with no legs.",
-    "AIDS.",
-    "AIDS monkeys.",
-    "A kiss on the lips.",
-    "A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.",
-    "Alcoholism.",
-    "A lifetime of sadness.",
-    "A live studio audience.",
-    "All of my friends dying.",
-    "All of this blood.",
-    "All these decorative pillows.",
-    "All the single ladies.",
-    "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.",
-    "Almost giving money to a homeless person.",
-    "A low standard of living.",
-    "Altar boys.",
-    "A magic hippie love cloud.",
-    "A manhole.",
-    "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.",
-    "A man on the brink of orgasm.",
-    "A mating display.",
-    "Ambiguous sarcasm.",
-    "A micropenis.",
-    "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.",
-    "A middle-aged man on roller skates.",
-    "A mime having a stroke.",
-    "A monkey smoking a cigar.",
-    "A mopey zoo lion.",
-    "A mouthful of potato salad.",
-    "Amputees.",
-    "A murder most foul.",
-    "Anal beads.",
-    "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.",
-    "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.",
-    "An army of skeletons.",
-    "An ass disaster.",
-    "An asymmetric boob job.",
-    "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.",
-    "Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.",
-    "Andre the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum.",
-    "An endless stream of diarrhea.",
-    "An erection that lasts longer than four hours.",
-    "An ether-soaked rag.",
-    "An Etsy steampunk strap-on.",
-    "An evil man in evil clothes.",
-    "Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.",
-    "An icepick lobotomy.",
-    "An inability to form meaningful relationships.",
-    "An interracial handshake.",
-    "An M16 assault rifle.",
-    "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.",
-    "An Oedipus complex.",
-    "Another shot of morphine.",
-    "An oversized lollipop.",
-    "A nuanced critique.",
-    "An ugly face.",
-    "An unforgettable quinceanera.",
-    "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling towards the sea.",
-    "An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation.",
-    "An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
-    "A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana.",
-    "A passionate latino lover.",
-    "A pile of squirming bodies.",
-    "A pinata full of scorpions.",
-    "A plunger to the face.",
-    "A powered exoskeleton.",
-    "A PowerPoint presentation.",
-    "A pyramid of severed heads.",
-    "A Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's.",
-    "A really cool hat.",
-    "A reason not to commit suicide.",
-    "A rival dojo.",
-    "Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
-    "A robust mongoloid.",
-    "A sad fat dragon with no friends.",
-    "A sad handjob.",
-    "A salty surprise.",
-    "A sassy black woman.",
-    "A sausage festival.",
-    "A sea of troubles.",
-    "A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness.",
-    "A sex goblin with a carnival penis.",
-    "A shiny rock that proves I love you.",
-    "Asians who aren't good at math.",
-    "A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
-    "A smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites.",
-    "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
-    "A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable."",
-    "A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River."",
-    "A spastic nerd.",
-    "A spontaneous conga line.",
-    "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
-    "Assless chaps.",
-    "Ass to mouth.",
-    "A stray pube.",
-    "A subscription to Men's fitness.",
-    "A Super Soaker full of cat pee.",
-    "A surprising amount of hair.",
-    "A sweaty, panting leather daddy.",
-    "A sweet spaceship.",
-    "A team of lawyers.",
-    "A thermonuclear detonation.",
-    "A time travel paradox.",
-    "A tiny horse.",
-    "A tribe of warrior women.",
-    "A Ugandan warlord.",
-    "Auschwitz.",
-    "Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
-    "Autocannibalism.",
-    "A vagina that leads to another dimension.",
-    "A web of lies.",
-    "A whole new kind of porn.",
-    "A windmill full of corpses.",
-    "AXE Body Spray.",
-    "A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home.",
-    "A zesty breakfast burrito.",
-    "Backwards knees.",
-    "Balls.",
-    "Barack Obama.",
-    "Basic human decency.",
-    "BATMAN!!!",
-    "Battlefield amputations.",
-    "Beefin' over turf.",
-    "Bees?",
-    "Being a busy adult with many important things to do.",
-    "Being a dick to children.",
-    "Being a dinosaur.",
-    "Being a motherfucking sorcerer.",
-    "Being awesome at sex.",
-    "Being fabulous.",
-    "Being fat and stupid.",
-    "Being marginalized.",
-    "Being nine years old.",
-    "Being on fire.",
-    "Being paralyzed from the neck down.",
-    "Being rich.",
-    "Being worshipped as the one true God.",
-    "Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.",
-    "Bill Nye the Science Guy.",
-    "Bingeing and purging.",
-    "Bio-engineered assault rifles with acid breath.",
-    "Bitches.",
-    "Blackface.",
-    "Black people.",
-    "Blackula.",
-    "Blood farts.",
-    "Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
-    "Blowjobs for everyone.",
-    "Boogers.",
-    "Boring vaginal sex.",
-    "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
-    "Bosnian chicken farmers.",
-    "Bouncing up and down.",
-    "Breaking out into song and dance.",
-    "Brown people.",
-    "Bullshit.",
-    "Butt stuff.",
-    "Buying the right pants to be cool.",
-    "Calculating every mannerism so as to not suggest homosexuality.",
-    "Cards Against Humanity.",
-    "Carnies.",
-    "Catapults.",
-    "Catastrophic urethral trauma.",
-    "Centaurs.",
-    "Chainsaws for hands.",
-    "Changing a person's mind with logic and facts.",
-    "Cheating in the Special Olympics.",
-    "Child abuse.",
-    "Child beauty pageants.",
-    "Child Protective Services.",
-    "Children on leashes.",
-    "Child support payments.",
-    "Christopher Walken.",
-    "Chrystal meth.",
-    "Chugging a lava lamp.",
-    "Chunks of dead hitchhiker.",
-    "Civilian casualties.",
-    "Clams.",
-    "Classist undertones.",
-    "Clenched butt cheeks.",
-    "Coat hanger abortions.",
-    "Cock.",
-    "Committing mid-blowjob.",
-    "Concealing a boner.",
-    "Consensual sex.",
-    "Copping a feel.",
-    "Count Chocula.",
-    "Court-ordered rehab.",
-    "Crazy opium eyes.",
-    "Crippling debt.",
-    "Crucifixion.",
-    "Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.",
-    "Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body.",
-    "Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.",
-    "Cuddling.",
-    "Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears.",
-    "Cybernetic enhancements.",
-    "Daddy issues.",
-    "Daddy's credit card.",
-    "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole.",
-    "Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.",
-    "Darth Vader.",
-    "Dead babies.",
-    "Dead parents.",
-    "Death by Steven Seagal.",
-    "Deez nuts.",
-    "Deflowering the princess.",
-    "Demonic possession.",
-    "Dem titties.",
-    "Denzel.",
-    "Depression.",
-    "Destroying the evidence.",
-    "Dick Cheney.",
-    "Dick fingers.",
-    "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."",
-    "Disco fever.",
-    "Doing the right stuff to her nipples.",
-    "Doing the right thing.",
-    "Doin' it in the butt.",
-    "Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza.",
-    "Doo-doo.",
-    "Dorito breath.",
-    "Double penetration.",
-    "Drinking alone.",
-    "Drinking responsibly.",
-    "Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
-    "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.",
-    "Dry heaving.",
-    "Dying.",
-    "Dying alone and in pain.",
-    "Dying of dysentery.",
-    "Eating an albino.",
-    "Eating the last known bison.",
-    "Edible underpants.",
-    "Ejaculating live bees and bees are angry.",
-    "Elderly Japanese men.",
-    "Embryonic stem cells.",
-    "Emotions.",
-    "Ennui.",
-    "Enormous Scandinavian women.",
-    "Erectile dysfunction.",
-    "Estrogen.",
-    "Ethnic cleansing.",
-    "Eugenics.",
-    "Exactly what you'd expect.",
-    "Existing.",
-    "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.",
-    "Exploding pigeons.",
-    "Explosions.",
-    "Extremely tight pants.",
-    "Fabricating statistics.",
-    "Falling into the toilet.",
-    "Famine.",
-    "Fancy Feast.",
-    "Farting and walking away.",
-    "Fear itself.",
-    "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.",
-    "Fetal alcohol syndrome.",
-    "Fiery poops.",
-    "Figgy pudding.",
-    "Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin.",
-    "Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
-    "Finally finishing off the Indians.",
-    "Finding Waldo.",
-    "Fingering.",
-    "Finger painting.",
-    "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
-    "Fisting.",
-    "Five-Dollar Footlongs.",
-    "Flesh-eating bacteria.",
-    "Flightless birds.",
-    "Flying robots that kill people.",
-    "Flying sex snakes.",
-    "Foreskin.",
-    "Former President George W. Bush.",
-    "Free ice cream, yo.",
-    "Free samples.",
-    "Friction.",
-    "Friendly fire.",
-    "Friends with benefits.",
-    "Frolicking.",
-    "Fucking a corpse back to life.",
-    "Fuck Mountain.",
-    "Full frontal nudity.",
-    "Funky fresh rhymes.",
-    "Gandalf.",
-    "Gandhi.",
-    "Gay aliens.",
-    "Geese.",
-    "Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
-    "Genghis Khan.",
-    "Genghis Khan's DNA.",
-    "Genuine human connection.",
-    "George Clooney's musk.",
-    "German dungeon porn.",
-    "Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
-    "Getting caught by the police and going to jail.",
-    "Getting drive-by shot.",
-    "Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.",
-    "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
-    "Getting in her pants, politely.",
-    "Getting married, having a few kids, buying some cool stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.",
-    "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.",
-    "Getting really high.",
-    "Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
-    "Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
-    "Ghosts.",
-    "Giant sperm from outer space.",
-    "Girls that always be texting'.",
-    "Giving 110%.",
-    "Giving birth to the Antichrist.",
-    "Gladiatorial combat.",
-    "Gloryholes.",
-    "Goblins.",
-    "God.",
-    "Gogurt.",
-    "Going around punching people.",
-    "Going to a high school reunion on ketamine.",
-    "Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis.",
-    "Grandma.",
-    "Grandpa's ashes.",
-    "Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content.",
-    "Grave robbing.",
-    "Growing a pair.",
-    "Half-assed foreplay.",
-    "Harry Potter erotica.",
-    "Having anuses for eyes.",
-    "Having a penis.",
-    "Having been dead for a while.",
-    "Having sex on top of a pizza.",
-    "Having shotguns for legs.",
-    "Heartwarming orphans.",
-    "Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.",
-    "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.",
-    "Heteronormativity.",
-    "Hillary Clinton's death stare.",
-    "Hip hop jewels.",
-    "Hipsters.",
-    "Historically black colleges.",
-    "Historical revisionism.",
-    "Holding down a child and farting all over him.",
-    "Homeless people.",
-    "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.",
-    "Hope.",
-    "Hormone injections.",
-    "Horrifying laser removal accidents.",
-    "Horse meat.",
-    "Hospice care.",
-    "Hot cheese.",
-    "Hot people.",
-    "Hot Pockets.",
-    "How awesome I am.",
-    "Hurricane Katrina.",
-    "Inappropriate yodeling.",
-    "Incest.",
-    "Indescribable loneliness.",
-    "Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other.",
-    "Insatiable bloodlust.",
-    "Inserting a mason jar into my anus.",
-    "Interspecies marriage.",
-    "Intimacy problems.",
-    "Invading Poland.",
-    "Italians.",
-    "Jafar.",
-    "Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion.",
-    "Jeff Goldblum.",
-    "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
-    "Jewish fraternities.",
-    "Jizz.",
-    "Jobs.",
-    "Joe Biden.",
-    "John Wilkes Booth.",
-    "Judge Judy.",
-    "Jumping out at people.",
-    "Justin Bieber.",
-    "Just the tip.",
-    "Kamikaze pilots.",
-    "Kanye West.",
-    "Keanu Reeves.",
-    "Khakis.",
-    "Kids with ass cancer.",
-    "Lactation.",
-    "Lady Gaga.",
-    "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
-    "Land mines.",
-    "Laying an egg.",
-    "Leprosy.",
-    "Letting everyone down.",
-    "Levelling up.",
-    "Licking things to claim them as your own.",
-    "Literally eating shit.",
-    "Living in a trashcan.",
-    "Lockjaw.",
-    "Loki, the trickster god.",
-    "Lots and lots of abortions.",
-    "Lumberjack fantasies.",
-    "Lunchables.",
-    "Mad hacky-sack skills.",
-    "Magnets.",
-    "Making a friend.",
-    "Making a pouty face.",
-    "Making the penises kiss.",
-    "Man meat.",
-    "Masturbation.",
-    "Maximal insertion.",
-    "Me.",
-    "MechaHitler.",
-    "Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
-    "Men.",
-    "Menstrual rage.",
-    "Me time.",
-    "Michael Jackson.",
-    "Michelle Obama's arms.",
-    "Mild autism.",
-    "Miley Cyrus at 55.",
-    "Moderate to severe joint pain.",
-    "Mom.",
-    "Moms new boyfriend.",
-    "Mooing.",
-    "Moral ambiguity.",
-    "Morgan Freeman's voice.",
-    "Mouth herpes.",
-    "Mr. Clean, right behind you.",
-    "Mufasa's death scene.",
-    "Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
-    "Multiple stab wounds.",
-    "Mutually-assured destruction.",
-    "My black ass.",
-    "My boyfriend's stupid penis.",
-    "My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
-    "My dad's dumb fucking face.",
-    "My dead son's baseball glove.",
-    "My first kill.",
-    "My first period.",
-    "My genitals.",
-    "My humps.",
-    "My inner demons.",
-    "My machete.",
-    "My manservant, Claude.",
-    "My relationship status.",
-    "My sex dungeon.",
-    "My sex life.",
-    "My soul.",
-    "My vagina.",
-    "My worthless son.",
-    "Natalie Portman.",
-    "Natural male enhancement.",
-    "Natural selection.",
-    "Nazis.",
-    "Necrophilia.",
-    "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits.",
-    "Neil Patrick Harris.",
-    "New Age music.",
-    "Nickelback.",
-    "Nicolas Cage.",
-    "Nipple blades.",
-    "No clothes on, penis in vagina.",
-    "Not believing in giraffes.",
-    "Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
-    "Not giving a shit about the Third World.",
-    "Not having sex.",
-    "Nothing.",
-    "Not reciprocating oral sex.",
-    "Not wearing pants.",
-    "Nubile slave boys.",
-    "Nunchuck moves.",
-    "Object permanence.",
-    "Oil!",
-    "Old-people smell.",
-    "Oncoming traffic.",
-    "One Ring to rule them all.",
-    "One thousand Slim Jims.",
-    "One trillion dollars.",
-    "Oompa-Loompas.",
-    "Opposable thumbs.",
-    "Our first chimpanzee president.",
-    "Out-of-this-world bazongos.",
-    "Overcompensation.",
-    "Overpowering your father.",
-    "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.",
-    "Panda sex.",
-    "Party Mexicans.",
-    "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
-    "Pedophiles.",
-    "Peeing a little bit.",
-    "Penis breath.",
-    "Penis envy.",
-    "P.F. Chang himself.",
-    "Pictures of boobs.",
-    "Pixelated bukkake.",
-    "Police brutality.",
-    "Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
-    "Poopy diapers.",
-    "Poor life choices.",
-    "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
-    "Poor people.",
-    "Power.",
-    "Powerful thighs.",
-    "Prancing.",
-    "Praying the gay away.",
-    "Preteens.",
-    "Pretending to care.",
-    "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game.",
-    "Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.",
-    "Puberty.",
-    "Public ridicule.",
-    "Pulling out.",
-    "Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
-    "Puppies!",
-    "Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.",
-    "Queefing.",
-    "Quiche.",
-    "Quivering jowls.",
-    "Racially-biased SAT questions.",
-    "Racism.",
-    "Raptor attacks.",
-    "Repression.",
-    "Republicans.",
-    "Revenge fucking.",
-    "Reverse cowgirl.",
-    "Riding off into the sunset.",
-    "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
-    "Rising from the grave.",
-    "Road head.",
-    "Robert Downey, Jr.",
-    "RoboCop.",
-    "Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
-    "Ronald Reagan.",
-    "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.",
-    "Running out of semen.",
-    "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body.",
-    "Russian super-tuberculosis.",
-    "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.",
-    "Same-sex ice dancing.",
-    "Samuel L. Jackson.",
-    "Sanding off a man's nose.",
-    "Santa Claus.",
-    "Sarah Palin.",
-    "Savagely beating a mascot.",
-    "Saxophone solos.",
-    "Saying "I love you."",
-    "Science.",
-    "Scientology.",
-    "Screaming like a maniac.",
-    "Scrotal frostbite.",
-    "Scrotum tickling.",
-    "Sean Connery.",
-    "Sean Penn.",
-    "Seeing grandma naked.",
-    "Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes.",
-    "Seeing things from Hitler's perspective.",
-    "Self-flagellation.",
-    "Self-loathing.",
-    "Seppuku.",
-    "September 11th, 2001.",
-    "Serfdom.",
-    "Sexual humiliation.",
-    "Sexual peeing.",
-    "Sexual Tension.",
-    "Sex with Patrick Stewart.",
-    "Sexy pillow fights.",
-    "Shaft.",
-    "Shapeshifters.",
-    "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.",
-    "Sharks with legs.",
-    "Shiny objects.",
-    "Shutting the fuck up.",
-    "Silence.",
-    "Skeletor.",
-    "Slapping a racist old lady.",
-    "Slowly easing down onto a cucumber.",
-    "Smallpox blankets.",
-    "Smegma.",
-    "Smoking crack, for instance.",
-    "Sneezing, farting and coming at the same time.",
-    "Sniffing glue.",
-    "Snorting coke off a clown's boner",
-    "Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion.",
-    "Some douche with an acoustic guitar.",
-    "Some god-damn peace and quiet.",
-    "Some kind of bird-man.",
-    "Some really fucked-up shit.",
-    "Some shit-hot guitar licks.",
-    "Some sort of Asian.",
-    "Soup that is too hot.",
-    "Special musical guest, Cher.",
-    "Spectacular abs.",
-    "Spending lots of money.",
-    "Sperm whales.",
-    "Spontaneous human combustion.",
-    "Sports.",
-    "Stalin.",
-    "Statistically validated stereotypes.",
-    "Stephen Hawking talking dirty.",
-    "Stockholm Syndrome.",
-    "Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun.",
-    "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
-    "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.",
-    "Sugar madness.",
-    "Suicidal thoughts.",
-    "Sunshine and rainbows.",
-    "Surprise sex!",
-    "Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
-    "Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
-    "Switching to Geico.",
-    "Swooping.",
-    "Synergistic management solutions.",
-    "Syphilitic insanity.",
-    "Take-backsies.",
-    "Taking off your shirt.",
-    "Tasteful sideboob.",
-    "Teaching a robot to love.",
-    "Teenage pregnancy.",
-    "Tentacle porn.",
-    "Testicular torsion.",
-    "That ass.",
-    "The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle.",
-    "The American Dream.",
-    "The Amish.",
-    "The art of seduction.",
-    "The basic suffering that pervades all of existence.",
-    "The Big Bang.",
-    "The black half of Barack Obama.",
-    "The black Power Ranger.",
-    "The Blood of Christ.",
-    "The boners of the elderly.",
-    "The Boy Scouts of America.",
-    "The Care Bear Stare.",
-    "The Chinese gymnastics team.",
-    "The chronic.",
-    "The clitoris.",
-    "The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East.",
-    "The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.",
-    "The day the birds attacked.",
-    "The Devil himself.",
-    "The economy.",
-    "The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion.",
-    "The entire Internet.",
-    "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.",
-    "The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter.",
-    "The female orgasm.",
-    "The folly of man.",
-    "The Force.",
-    "The four arms of Vishnu.",
-    "The gays.",
-    "The ghosts of Marlon Brando.",
-    "The glass ceiling.",
-    "The Great Depression.",
-    "The Gulags.",
-    "The Hamburglar.",
-    "The hardworking mexican.",
-    "The Harlem Globetrotters.",
-    "The harsh light of day.",
-    "The heart of a child.",
-    "The hiccups.",
-    "The Holy Bible.",
-    "The homosexual agenda.",
-    "The human body.",
-    "The Hustle.",
-    "The inevitable death of the universe.",
-    "The invisible hand.",
-    "The Jews.",
-    "The KKK.",
-    "The Kool-Aid Man.",
-    "The Land of Chocolate.",
-    "The light of a billion suns.",
-    "The Little Engine That Could.",
-    "The Make-A-Wish Foundation.",
-    "The mere concept of Applebees.",
-    "The milk man.",
-    "The miracle of childbirth.",
-    "The mixing of the races.",
-    "The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
-    "The morbidly obese.",
-    "The new Radiohead album.",
-    "The ooze.",
-    "The passage of time.",
-    "The Patriarchy.",
-    "The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China.",
-    "The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On."",
-    "The pirate's life.",
-    "The placenta.",
-    "The Pope.",
-    "The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now.",
-    "The profoundly handicapped.",
-    "The Rapture.",
-    "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.",
-    "The rhythms of Africa.",
-    "The safe word.",
-    "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.",
-    "The shambling corpse of Larry King.",
-    "The size of my penis.",
-    "The South.",
-    "The swim team, all at once.",
-    "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.",
-    "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.",
-    "The terrorists.",
-    "The thin veneer of situational casualty that underlies porn.",
-    "The Three-Fifths compromise.",
-    "The tiger that killed my father.",
-    "The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.",
-    "The token minority.",
-    "The Trail of Tears.",
-    "The true meaning of Christmas.",
-    "The Ubermensch.",
-    "The unbelievable world of mushrooms.",
-    "The Underground Railroad.",
-    "The violation of our basic human rights.",
-    "The way white people is.",
-    "The white half of Barack Obama.",
-    "The wonders of the Orient.",
-    "The World of Warcraft.",
-    "The wrath of Vladimir Putin.",
-    "Third base.",
-    "This year's mass shooting.",
-    "Three consecutive seconds of happiness.",
-    "Three dicks at the same time.",
-    "Three months in the hole.",
-    "Throwing a virgin into a volcano.",
-    "Tiny nipples.",
-    "Tom Cruise.",
-    "Tongue.",
-    "Toni Morrison's vagina.",
-    "Too much cocaine.",
-    "Tripping balls.",
-    "Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
-    "Unfathomable stupidity.",
-    "Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.",
-    "Unquestioning obedience.",
-    "Unrelenting genital punishment.",
-    "Used panties.",
-    "Vegetarian options.",
-    "Vehicular manslaughter.",
-    "Velcro.",
-    "Viagra.",
-    "Vietnam flashbacks.",
-    "Vigilante justice.",
-    "Vigorous jazz hands.",
-    "Vikings.",
-    "Waiting 'til marriage.",
-    "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.",
-    "Walking in on Dad peeing into mom's mouth.",
-    "Weapons-grade plutonium.",
-    "Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
-    "Wearing glasses and sounding smart.",
-    "Western standards of beauty.",
-    "Wet dreams.",
-    "Whatever a McRib is made of.",
-    "What Jesus would do.",
-    "When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
-    "Whining like a little bitch.",
-    "Whipping a disobedient slave.",
-    "Whipping it out.",
-    "Whispering all sexy.",
-    "White-man scalps.",
-    "White people.",
-    "White privilege.",
-    "Wifely duties.",
-    "William Shatner.",
-    "Winking at old people.",
-    "Wiping her butt.",
-    "Women in yogurt commercials.",
-    "Women's suffrage.",
-    "Words, words, words.",
-    "World peace.",
-    "Yeast.",
-    "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
-    "Your weird brother.",
-    "Zeus's sexual appetites."
-]
diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/black.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/black.json
deleted file mode 100644
index 0fb334c..0000000
--- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/black.json
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,62 +0,0 @@
-[
-    "Les Etats-Unis ont débuté le parachutage de _____ aux enfants afghans.",
-    "La guerre, c'est bien pour quoi?",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui m'empêche de dormir?",
-    "C'est quoi cette odeur?",
-    "Qui a volé les cookies?",
-    "Des études prouvent que les rats de laboratoires se déplacent cinquante fois plus vite dans les labyrinthes après avoir été exposés à _____.",
-    "Quand j'irai en prison, je cacherai _____ dans mes fesses pour faire de la contrebande.",
-    "Si j'étais Président de la République, je créerais le ministère de _____.",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui se bonifie avec le temps?",
-    "Je bois pour oublier _____.",
-    "Qu'ai-je rapporté du Mexique?",
-    "La sortie scolaire a été totalement gâchée par _____.",
-    "Qu'est ce que vous n'aimeriez pas trouver dans de la nourriture chinoise?",
-    "Dans son nouveau film Disney, Hannah Montana affronte _____ pour la toute première fois.",
-    "Pendant le sexe, j'aime penser à _____.",
-    "A cause de quoi mon slip est-il trempé?",
-    "Que me cachent mes parents?",
-    "Les Blancs aiment bien _____.",
-    "A cause de quoi les terroristes nous détestent-ils autant?",
-    "Comme j'aimerais ne pas avoir perdu la notice pour _____.",
-    "Désolé les gens, je viens juste de _____.",
-    "C'est quoi ce bruit?",
-    "Qu'est-ce qu'on peut trouver par milliers au paradis?",
-    "Le meilleur ami des filles, c'est _____.",
-    "Quel est le plaisir coupable de Batman?",
-    "Les psychanalystes s'alarment devant l'émergence de la phobie de _____ chez la plupart de leurs patients.",
-    "Quand j'étais petit, j'adorais _____.",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui vous fera réussir à coucher à tous les coups?",
-    "Quel est le prochain duo super-héros/acolyte?",
-    "_____ : Bon jusqu'à la dernière goutte.",
-    "Désormais, le Père Noël n'apportera plus du charbon aux vilains enfants mais _____.",
-    "Quel est mon super-pouvoir secret?",
-    "Pour draguer, il ne faut surtout pas parler de son penchant pour _____.",
-    "Que préfère Nicolas Sarkozy?",
-    "Qui est le plus aigri?",
-    "_____? Il y a une application pour ça.",
-    "Pour mon prochain tour de magie, je vais faire sortir _____ du chapeau.",
-    "Durant sa période marron (souvent négligée), Picasso peignait beaucoup de tableaux représentant _____.",
-    "La médecine reconnaît enfin les pouvoirs thérapeutiques de _____.",
-    "_____ : Testé par les enfants, approuvé par les mamans.",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui peut aider à maintenir une relation de couple?",
-    "La vie était dure pour les hommes des cavernes avant _____.",
-    "Ce soir sur M6, Bernard de la Villardière vous propose une enquête exclusive sur _____.",
-    "Que sentent les personnes âgées?",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui aide Barack Obama à se changer les idées?",
-    "Il mange quoi vin Diesel au petit déjeuner?",
-    "Qu'est-ce que mamie trouve d'abord perturbant, puis étrangement plaisant?",
-    "_____. C'est un piège.",
-    "Quel est le prochain jouet du HappyMeal?",
-    "Si j'étais riche, je ferais ériger une statue de 15 mètres de haut pour commémorer _____.",
-    "Mais avant de vous tuer, Mr Bond, je dois vous montrer _____.",
-    "Ce soir sur Canal+ découvrez la tragique histoire de _____.",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui me donne des gaz incontrôlables?",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui est le plus hardcore?",
-    "Qu'est-ce qui est le plus gay?",
-    "Alors que les USA et l'URSS s'affrontaient dans la course à l'espace, le Mexique dépensait des millions de pesos dans la recherche sur _____.",
-    "Alors que Pharaon restait impassible Moise provoqua la onzième plaie : _____.",
-    "Je ne sais pas avec quelles armes se fera la Troisième Guerre Mondiale, mais la Quatrième se fera à coups de _____.",
-    "La dernière chose à laquelle pensa Michael Jackson avant de mourir fut _____.",
-    "Des ethnographes ont récemment découvert une tribu aborigène vouant un culte à _____."
-]
diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/white.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/white.json
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index ff74cb4..0000000
--- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/white.json
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-[
-    "La Sainte Bible.",
-    "La Macarena.",
-    "Se chier dessus.",
-    "Un anus maquillé.",
-    "Les juifs avec une coupe afro.",
-    "Les P'tits Filous Tubes.",
-    "Une branlette tristement exécutée.",
-    "François Ba Des biscuits apéro.",
-    "Michaël Jackson",
-    "BATMAN!!!",
-    "Les Vikings.",
-    "L'abstinence.",
-    "Le bibendum Michelin.",
-    "Superbus.",
-    "Son Altesse royale, la reine Elizabeth II.",
-    "L'auto-cannibalisme.",
-    "La série des \"Fais-moi peur !\"",
-    "Le ping pong de caca cul à cul.",
-    "Pour toujours.",
-    "La fête du slip.",
-    "Mes parties génitales.",
-    "L'inceste.",
-    "L'Amérique.",
-    "Les chansons de Pascal Obispo.",
-    "Un twist de M. Night Shyamalan.",
-    "Mourir de la dysenterie.",
-    "Les équipes chinoises de gymnastique.",
-    "Du sexe surprise !",
-    "Batifoler.",
-    "Une tortue vicieuse qui te mord la bite.",
-    "Le lancer de nain sur une cible en velcro.",
-    "2 Girls 1 Cup (vidéo scatophile célèbre sur Internet).",
-    "La tension sexuelle.",
-    "Une fête d'anniversaire ratée.",
-    "Du Axe Body Spray.",
-    "Des bébés chiens !",
-    "Les gens qui sentent leurs chaussettes.",
-    "La destruction mutuelle assurée.",
-    "Le Ku Klux Klan.",
-    "Boire tout seul.",
-    "Des abdominaux spectaculaires.",
-    "Faire le bon choix.",
-    "Du sperme de baleine.",
-    "Les inondations.",
-    "Center Park.",
-    "Les Oompas Loompas.",
-    "La capacité d'écoute.",
-    "Se mettre tellement en colère que ça en donne une érection.",
-    "Les Juifs.",
-    "Les cols portés relevés.",
-    "World of Warcraft.",
-    "Faire la moue.",
-    "Gargamel.",
-    "Les Twinkies.",
-    "Le Stade de France.",
-    "Être un sale con envers les enfants.",
-    "Des salopes.",
-    "Les enfants tenus en laisse.",
-    "Laisser un message maladroit sur un répondeur.",
-    "Beaucoup de bruit pour rien.",
-    "Les Noirs.",
-    "La lactation.",
-    "Natalie Portman.",
-    "Britney Spears à 55 ans.",
-    "Les Jazz Hands.",
-    "Une fanfic érotique sur l'univers de Harry Potter.",
-    "Les existentialistes.",
-    "La science.",
-    "Une mycose.",
-    "Chier dans la soupe.",
-    "La puberté.",
-    "Le Pape.",
-    "Abuser des cabines de bronzage.",
-    "Les tétraplégiques.",
-    "Un cinquantenaire qui pratique le roller.",
-    "Se retirer.",
-    "Brouter.",
-    "Péter et s'en aller.",
-    "Parkinson.",
-    "Auschwitz.",
-    "Des chèvres qui mangent des sacs poubelle.",
-    "Boire un verre de beurre fondu.",
-    "La couille manquante de Lance Armstrong.",
-    "Le faire dans les fesses.",
-    "La séduction.",
-    "Les Jonas Brothers.",
-    "La sexualité des pandas.",
-    "Un chameau en dessin animé qui apprécie une délicieuse et rafraichissante taffe de cigarette.",
-    "Respirer de la colle.",
-    "Les sites de rencontres échangistes.",
-    "Les exercices pour stimuler l'esprit d'équipe en entreprise.",
-    "Plus Belle La Vie.",
-    "Se torcher.",
-    "L'impuissance.",
-    "Un tir dans son propre camp.",
-    "Les solos de saxophone.",
-    "Un énième film de vampires.",
-    "La kétamine.",
-    "Les œstrogènes.",
-    "Le Sud.",
-    "Manger pour pouvoir vomir.",
-    "Un bulot.",
-    "Des catapultes.",
-    "Un burrito très pimenté.",
-    "Les filles à qui l'alcool ne réussit pas.",
-    "Des gobelins.",
-    "La Scientologie.",
-    "Nicolas Cage.",
-    "Une torsion musculaire.",
-    "La chair humaine.",
-    "La revente de cadeau sur eBay.",
-    "Une vidéo amateur de Claire Chazal qui sanglote au dessus d'un plat surgelé.",
-    "Les chapeaux à hélices.",
-    "Où sont les toilettes ?",
-    "Les Hot Pockets.",
-    "Des pilotes kamikazes.",
-    "La lèpre.",
-    "Les concours de beauté pour enfants.",
-    "Les pantalons fendus en cuir des motards et des cowboys.",
-    "Des œufs de ptérodactyles.",
-    "Des couvertures avec la variole.",
-    "Le sexe oral non réciproque.",
-    "Des sucettes géantes.",
-    "Gandhi.",
-    "Les soutifs lance-flammes.",
-    "Le Viagra.",
-    "Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.",
-    "Sean Penn.",
-    "Keanu Reeves.",
-    "L'esclavage.",
-    "Genghis Khan.",
-    "Corky.",
-    "Un gardien de but.",
-    "Des oies.",
-    "Des refaits asymétriques.",
-    "Les hommes.",
-    "La bestialité.",
-    "Ce putain de jeu.",
-    "Le Médiator.",
-    "Des Chuppa Chups.",
-    "Will Smith.",
-    "La peluche \"Elmo chatouille-moi\".",
-    "Les couteaux à cran d'arrêt.",
-    "Des enfants avec un cancer du colon.",
-    "Des pankakes.",
-    "Céline Dion.",
-    "Une canette de Red Bull.",
-    "Le sang du Christ.",
-    "Ta mère qui me demande en ami sur Facebook.",
-    "Les gens en chaleur.",
-    "Les profs remplaçants.",
-    "Une parade nuptiale.",
-    "Avoir un calcul rénal.",
-    "La bagarre.",
-    "Jamie de C'est Pas Sorcier.",
-    "Les piercings sur les parties génitales.",
-    "Les témoins de Jéhovah.",
-    "Les roux.",
-    "Sarah Palin.",
-    "L'agriculture.",
-    "Le tri sélectif.",
-    "Les pornos SM allemands.",
-    "Un terroriste qui fait des vannes.",
-    "Une fusillade dans un lycée.",
-    "L'avortement au cintre.",
-    "Le caca qui brule.",
-    "Mon statut relationnel.",
-    "Doigter.",
-    "Le SIDA.",
-    "Valérie Damidot.",
-    "Les rabat-joies.",
-    "Une lobotomie au pic à glace.",
-    "Un type louche en imperméable qui traine devant les écoles primaires.",
-    "Les chinois.",
-    "Un caniche nain.",
-    "Les trous dans les cloisons des WC sur les aires d'autoroutes (glory holes).",
-    "Louragan Katrina.",
-    "Les Oreos.",
-    "Les Nazis.",
-    "Les femmes dans les pubs de yaourts.",
-    "Les règles abondantes.",
-    "Les Frolics.",
-    "Les mines antipersonnel.",
-    "Une maison de retraite.",
-    "Le placenta.",
-    "Bono.",
-    "Justin Bieber.",
-    "La nécrophilie.",
-    "Un prépuce.",
-    "Indochine.",
-    "Le Big Bang.",
-    "Bob l'éponge.",
-    "Ma collection de sex-toys high-tech.",
-    "La guérison par la foi.",
-    "Mon âme.",
-    "Aller à la messe de minuit.",
-    "Les connards sur leur iPhone 4S.",
-    "La répression.",
-    "Improviser un dispositif à base d'explosifs.",
-    "Draguer des personnes âgées.",
-    "Les éjaculations nocturnes.",
-    "Heath Ledger.",
-    "Les personnes âgées japonaises.",
-    "La Valse des Fleurs.",
-    "Une fellation au volant.",
-    "Les fantasmes sur les bucherons.",
-    "Un téton qui sort du soutien-gorge.",
-    "Les bébés morts.",
-    "Être en feu.",
-    "La masturbation.",
-    "Le triangle des Bermudes.",
-    "Un océan de troubles.",
-    "La sélection naturelle.",
-    "Des parents morts.",
-    "Les Italiens.",
-    "Tom Cruise.",
-    "La chevalerie.",
-    "Les jeux vidéo en réseau.",
-    "Le clitoris.",
-    "Les mangas pornos avec tentacules.",
-    "Mahomet.",
-    "Un gros ventre fendu qui ressemble à un cul.",
-    "La maltraitance sur mineur.",
-    "Toucher des organes génitaux par inadvertance.",
-    "Super Mario qui vient réparer une fuite dans un film porno.",
-    "Le Télétubbie qui fait le plus gay des quatre.",
-    "Les amis qui bouffent tous vos biscuits.",
-    "Paris Hilton.",
-    "Un mime qui fait une attaque.",
-    "Twitter.",
-    "Des préliminaires laborieux.",
-    "Un moment à soi.",
-    "Des gants en latex.",
-    "Porter des sous-vêtements à l'envers pour éviter de faire une machine.",
-    "Des crevettes à volonté pour 4.99$",
-    "Des échantillons gratuits.",
-    "Du kloug.",
-    "Un poil pubien abandonné.",
-    "Attendre jusqu'au mariage.",
-    "Cette réponse est post-moderne.",
-    "Un Tamagotchi négligé.",
-    "Les décolletés élégants.",
-    "Des travestis potables.",
-    "Arnold Schwarzenegger.",
-    "Piller des tombes.",
-    "Un pistolet à eau rempli de pipi de chat.",
-    "D'Artagnan.",
-    "Ronald McDonald.",
-    "Se donner à 110%.",
-    "Nourrir Laurence Boccolini.",
-    "Un coup d'œil.",
-    "De multiples coups de couteau.",
-    "Casimir.",
-    "Le meurtre le plus immonde.",
-    "Le périnée.",
-    "Ouvrir la Mer Rouge.",
-    "Trop de gel dans les cheveux.",
-    "Les vidéos porno hardcore.",
-    "Les sous-vêtements comestibles.",
-    "Les Blancs.",
-    "Tiger Woods.",
-    "Descendre en piqué.",
-    "Coucher avec elle.",
-    "Les chants tyroliens dans les moments inappropriés.",
-    "K2000.",
-    "Les fantômes.",
-    "Un plan cul.",
-    "L'intrigue d'un film de Michael Bay.",
-    "La folie des hommes.",
-    "Un chapeau vraiment très cool.",
-    "La musique pop turque.",
-    "Robert Downey Jr.",
-    "Nicolas Hulot.",
-    "Cacher une érection.",
-    "L'herpès buccal.",
-    "Le comportement passif agressif.",
-    "Deux nains qui chient dans un seau.",
-    "Les pré-adolescentes.",
-    "Hippo Gloutons.",
-    "Kayne West.",
-    "Vomir sans vomi.",
-    "Eric Zemmour.",
-    "Les sans-abris.",
-    "Coco, le singe des Coco Pops.",
-    "Les échanges de politesse.",
-    "Des boules.",
-    "Le nettoyage ethnique.",
-    "Le truc du Télé Achat qui électrocute les abdominaux.",
-    "La gastro.",
-    "Des centaures.",
-    "Un uppercut.",
-    "Les nains.",
-    "Quand tu pètes et que ça fait un léger bruit.",
-    "Enlever ton t-shirt.",
-    "Monsieur Patate.",
-    "Un fœtus.",
-    "Des blagues sur l'Holocauste au moment inopportun.",
-    "Un spectacle de marionnettes.",
-    "Les pets vaginaux.",
-    "Un Sunday Caramel.",
-    "Des abeilles ?",
-    "Le droit de vote aux femmes.",
-    "Bond, James Bond.",
-    "De la pâtée pour chat.",
-    "Le pudding à la figue.",
-    "Le soleil qui brille et les arcs en ciel.",
-    "Le réchauffement planétaire.",
-    "Boire de la bière en faisant le poirier sur le tonneau.",
-    "La règle de trois.",
-    "Porter des moufles.",
-    "Etre fabuleux.",
-    "Buzz l'Eclair qui explique le sexe aux enfants.",
-    "Manger tous les cookies qu'on devait vendre à la kermesse.",
-    "Les émotions.",
-    "Du thon en boite avec des bouts de dauphins.",
-    "Tricher aux Jeux Olympiques Spéciaux (réservés aux handicapés mentaux).",
-    "Une attaque de vélociraptors.",
-    "Une course à la mort en fauteuil roulant.",
-    "L'attitude.",
-    "Les surdoués en mathématiques.",
-    "Les boules anales.",
-    "Les joueurs de djembé amateurs.",
-    "Un moulin à vent rempli de cadavres.",
-    "Hulk Hogan.",
-    "Le smegma.",
-    "Des pédophiles.",
-    "Scalper.",
-    "Porter des semelles compensées.",
-    "La Gestapo.",
-    "La torture par l'eau.",
-    "Les chorégraphies disco.",
-    "Chuck Norris qui casse de la lesbienne antisémite.",
-    "La Heineken.",
-    "Un micropénis.",
-    "Les oiseaux qui ne savent pas voler.",
-    "Braquer une banque du sperme.",
-    "Les quotas pour les minorités.",
-    "Un complexe d'Œdipe",
-    "Les combats de coqs.",
-    "La carrière musicale de Tony Parker.",
-    "Ma vie sexuelle.",
-    "Julien Lepers.",
-    "Se saouler au bain de bouche.",
-    "La maladie de la vache folle.",
-    "Hara-kiri.",
-    "Piéger votre maison par peur des voleurs.",
-    "Le patinage artistique en duo non mixte.",
-    "Dark Vador.",
-    "Voldemort.",
-    "Lécher les choses pour prouver qu'elles sont à vous.",
-    "Nicolas Sarkozy.",
-    "La Gay Pride.",
-    "La combustion spontanée.",
-    "Barack Obama.",
-    "Apprendre à un robot à aimer.",
-    "Sean Connery.",
-    "La paix mondiale.",
-    "La dépression nerveuse.",
-    "Les amputés.",
-    "Une mama black en colère.",
-    "Les Talibans.",
-    "Le cœur d'un enfant.",
-    "Être riche.",
-    "Des bananes en pyjamas.",
-    "Se gratter le cul ni vu ni connu.",
-    "Les golden showers (pratique urophile).",
-    "Des victimes civiles.",
-    "Une érection qui dure plus de quatre heures.",
-    "Ces moments où vous avez du sable dans le vagin.",
-    "Se pavaner.",
-    "L'obésité.",
-    "Les gays.",
-    "Les petits chanteurs à la croix de bois.",
-    "Faire un petit pipi.",
-    "Mourir.",
-    "Essayer de pécho de la meuf à la sortie des cliniques d'avortement.",
-    "Les asiatiques qui ne sont pas bons en maths.",
-    "Les garçons qui n'appellent pas.",
-    "L'odeur des vieux.",
-    "Un singe qui fume le cigare.",
-    "Une détonation thermonucléaire.",
-    "Kim Jong II.",
-    "Faire un câlin.",
-    "La vieille qui joue dans Arabesques.",
-    "La diarrhée des lendemains de fêtes arrosées.",
-    "L'alcoolisme.",
-    "Le racisme.",
-    "Le catéchisme.",
-    "Les préservatifs parfumés.",
-    "Se réveiller à moitié nu sur le parking du McDo.",
-    "Le vagin de Whoopi Goldberg.",
-    "Monsieur Propre.",
-    "Les pauvres.",
-    "L'envie de pénis.",
-    "Les Mexicains qui travaillent dur.",
-    "Douce, douce vengeance..."
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