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author | Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com> | 2015-06-08 03:39:43 +0100 |
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committer | Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com> | 2015-06-08 04:02:48 +0100 |
commit | 9d7f0754ff9db1645635647f4acd63aa38c173c5 (patch) | |
tree | 35568829567ec507204043112e77f26cbe2fbb55 /white_cards | |
parent | 520f8417ef94ef48e1273d7b0636a738faab80cc (diff) |
server: multilingual/french support
moved the card files in a per-language directory as follows.
* $LANG/cards/white
* $LANG/cards/black
Signed-off-by: Olivier Gayot <duskcoder@gmail.com>
Diffstat (limited to 'white_cards')
-rw-r--r-- | white_cards | 828 |
1 files changed, 0 insertions, 828 deletions
diff --git a/white_cards b/white_cards deleted file mode 100644 index 1c15a42..0000000 --- a/white_cards +++ /dev/null @@ -1,828 +0,0 @@ -10 Incredible Facts About the Anus. -24-hour media coverage. -40 acres and a mule. -50,000 volts straight to the nipples. -72 virgins. -8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. -A 55-gallon drum of lube. -Aaron Burr. -A bag of magic beans. -A balanced breakfast. -A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. -A big black dick. -A bigger, blacker dick. -A bitch slap. -A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie. -A bleached asshole. -A bloody pacifier. -A boo-boo. -A Bop It. -A botched circumcision. -A brain tumor. -A bucket of fish heads. -A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans. -A Burmese tiger pit. -A can of whoop-ass. -A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. -A cooler full of organs. -A cop who is also a dog. -A crappy little hand. -A crazy little thing called love. -Active listening. -Actually getting shot, for real. -Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers. -A dance move that's just sex. -Adderall. -A defective condom. -A disappointing birthday party. -A disappointing salad. -A dollop of sour cream. -Advice from a wise, old black man. -A face full of horse cum. -A falcon with a cap on it's head. -A fart. -A fat bald man from the internet. -A fetus. -A Fleshlight. -A for-real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes. -A foul mouth. -Africa. -African children. -A gassy antelope. -A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry. -A gentle caress of the inner thigh. -A giant powdery manbaby. -A good sniff. -A greased up Matthew McConaughey. -Agriculture. -A homoerotic volleyball montage. -A hopeless amount of spiders. -A horse with no legs. -AIDS. -AIDS monkeys. -A kiss on the lips. -A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint. -Alcoholism. -A lifetime of sadness. -A live studio audience. -All of my friends dying. -All of this blood. -All these decorative pillows. -All the single ladies. -All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. -Almost giving money to a homeless person. -A low standard of living. -Altar boys. -A magic hippie love cloud. -A manhole. -A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. -A man on the brink of orgasm. -A mating display. -Ambiguous sarcasm. -A micropenis. -A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. -A middle-aged man on roller skates. -A mime having a stroke. -A monkey smoking a cigar. -A mopey zoo lion. -A mouthful of potato salad. -Amputees. -A murder most foul. -Anal beads. -Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe. -An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III. -An army of skeletons. -An ass disaster. -An asymmetric boob job. -A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world. -Ancient Athenian boy-fucking. -Andre the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum. -An endless stream of diarrhea. -An erection that lasts longer than four hours. -An ether-soaked rag. -An Etsy steampunk strap-on. -An evil man in evil clothes. -Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. -An icepick lobotomy. -An inability to form meaningful relationships. -An interracial handshake. -An M16 assault rifle. -An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. -An Oedipus complex. -Another shot of morphine. -An oversized lollipop. -A nuanced critique. -An ugly face. -An unforgettable quinceanera. -An unhinged ferris wheel rolling towards the sea. -An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation. -An unstoppable wave of fire ants. -A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana. -A passionate latino lover. -A pile of squirming bodies. -A pinata full of scorpions. -A plunger to the face. -A powered exoskeleton. -A PowerPoint presentation. -A pyramid of severed heads. -A Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's. -A really cool hat. -A reason not to commit suicide. -A rival dojo. -Arnold Schwarzenegger. -A robust mongoloid. -A sad fat dragon with no friends. -A sad handjob. -A salty surprise. -A sassy black woman. -A sausage festival. -A sea of troubles. -A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness. -A sex goblin with a carnival penis. -A shiny rock that proves I love you. -Asians who aren't good at math. -A slightly shittier parallel universe. -A smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites. -A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. -A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable." -A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River." -A spastic nerd. -A spontaneous conga line. -A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. -Assless chaps. -Ass to mouth. -A stray pube. -A subscription to Men's fitness. -A Super Soaker full of cat pee. -A surprising amount of hair. -A sweaty, panting leather daddy. -A sweet spaceship. -A team of lawyers. -A thermonuclear detonation. -A time travel paradox. -A tiny horse. -A tribe of warrior women. -A Ugandan warlord. -Auschwitz. -Authentic Mexican cuisine. -Autocannibalism. -A vagina that leads to another dimension. -A web of lies. -A whole new kind of porn. -A windmill full of corpses. -AXE Body Spray. -A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home. -A zesty breakfast burrito. -Backwards knees. -Balls. -Barack Obama. -Basic human decency. -BATMAN!!! -Battlefield amputations. -Beefin' over turf. -Bees? -Being a busy adult with many important things to do. -Being a dick to children. -Being a dinosaur. -Being a motherfucking sorcerer. -Being awesome at sex. -Being fabulous. -Being fat and stupid. -Being marginalized. -Being nine years old. -Being on fire. -Being paralyzed from the neck down. -Being rich. -Being worshipped as the one true God. -Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. -Bill Nye the Science Guy. -Bingeing and purging. -Bio-engineered assault rifles with acid breath. -Bitches. -Blackface. -Black people. -Blackula. -Blood farts. -Blowing some dudes in an alley. -Blowjobs for everyone. -Boogers. -Boring vaginal sex. -Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. -Bosnian chicken farmers. -Bouncing up and down. -Breaking out into song and dance. -Brown people. -Bullshit. -Butt stuff. -Buying the right pants to be cool. -Calculating every mannerism so as to not suggest homosexuality. -Cards Against Humanity. -Carnies. -Catapults. -Catastrophic urethral trauma. -Centaurs. -Chainsaws for hands. -Changing a person's mind with logic and facts. -Cheating in the Special Olympics. -Child abuse. -Child beauty pageants. -Child Protective Services. -Children on leashes. -Child support payments. -Christopher Walken. -Chrystal meth. -Chugging a lava lamp. -Chunks of dead hitchhiker. -Civilian casualties. -Clams. -Classist undertones. -Clenched butt cheeks. -Coat hanger abortions. -Cock. -Committing mid-blowjob. -Concealing a boner. -Consensual sex. -Copping a feel. -Count Chocula. -Court-ordered rehab. -Crazy opium eyes. -Crippling debt. -Crucifixion. -Crumbs all over the god damn carpet. -Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body. -Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. -Cuddling. -Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears. -Cybernetic enhancements. -Daddy issues. -Daddy's credit card. -Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. -Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control. -Darth Vador. -Dead babies. -Dead parents. -Death by Steven Seagal. -Deez nuts. -Deflowering the princess. -Demonic possession. -Dem titties. -Denzel. -Depression. -Destroying the evidence. -Dick Cheney. -Dick fingers. -Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends." -Disco fever. -Doing the right stuff to her nipples. -Doing the right thing. -Doin' it in the butt. -Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza. -Doo-doo. -Dorito breath. -Double penetration. -Drinking alone. -Drinking responsibly. -Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy. -Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. -Dry heaving. -Dying. -Dying alone and in pain. -Dying of dysentery. -Eating an albino. -Eating the last known bison. -Edible underpants. -Ejaculating live bees and bees are angry. -Elderly Japanese men. -Embryonic stem cells. -Emotions. -Ennui. -Enormous Scandinavian women. -Erectile dysfunction. -Estrogen. -Ethnic cleansing. -Eugenics. -Exactly what you'd expect. -Existing. -Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. -Exploding pigeons. -Explosions. -Extremely tight pants. -Fabricating statistics. -Falling into the toilet. -Famine. -Fancy Feast. -Farting and walking away. -Fear itself. -Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. -Fetal alcohol syndrome. -Fiery poops. -Figgy pudding. -Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. -Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. -Finally finishing off the Indians. -Finding Waldo. -Fingering. -Finger painting. -Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. -Fisting. -Five-Dollar Footlongs. -Flesh-eating bacteria. -Flightless birds. -Flying robots that kill people. -Flying sex snakes. -Foreskin. -Former President George W. Bush. -Free ice cream, yo. -Free samples. -Friction. -Friendly fire. -Friends with benefits. -Frolicking. -Fucking a corpse back to life. -Fuck Mountain. -Full frontal nudity. -Funky fresh rhymes. -Gandalf. -Gandhi. -Gay aliens. -Geese. -Genetically engineered super-soldiers. -Genghis Khan. -Genghis Khan's DNA. -Genuine human connection. -George Clooney's musk. -German dungeon porn. -Getting abducted by Peter Pan. -Getting caught by the police and going to jail. -Getting drive-by shot. -Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri. -Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. -Getting in her pants, politely. -Getting married, having a few kids, buying some cool stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. -Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. -Getting really high. -Getting so angry that you pop a boner. -Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. -Ghosts. -Giant sperm from outer space. -Girls that always be texting'. -Giving 110%. -Giving birth to the Antichrist. -Gladiatorial combat. -Gloryholes. -Goblins. -God. -Gogurt. -Going around punching people. -Going to a high school reunion on ketamine. -Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis. -Grandma. -Grandpa's ashes. -Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. -Grave robbing. -Growing a pair. -Half-assed foreplay. -Harry Potter erotica. -Having anuses for eyes. -Having a penis. -Having been dead for a while. -Having sex on top of a pizza. -Having shotguns for legs. -Heartwarming orphans. -Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. -Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. -Heteronormativity. -Hillary Clinton's death stare. -Hip hop jewels. -Hipsters. -Historically black colleges. -Historical revisionism. -Holding down a child and farting all over him. -Homeless people. -Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine. -Hope. -Hormone injections. -Horrifying laser removal accidents. -Horse meat. -Hospice care. -Hot cheese. -Hot people. -Hot Pockets. -How awesome I am. -Hurricane Katrina. -Inappropriate yodeling. -Incest. -Indescribable loneliness. -Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other. -Insatiable bloodlust. -Inserting a mason jar into my anus. -Interspecies marriage. -Intimacy problems. -Invading Poland. -Italians. -Jafar. -Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion. -Jeff Goldblum. -Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. -Jewish fraternities. -Jizz. -Jobs. -Joe Biden. -John Wilkes Booth. -Judge Judy. -Jumping out at people. -Justin Bieber. -Just the tip. -Kamikaze pilots. -Kanye West. -Keanu Reeves. -Khakis. -Kids with ass cancer. -Lactation. -Lady Gaga. -Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. -Land mines. -Laying an egg. -Leprosy. -Letting everyone down. -Levelling up. -Licking things to claim them as your own. -Literally eating shit. -Living in a trashcan. -Lockjaw. -Loki, the trickster god. -Lots and lots of abortions. -Lumberjack fantasies. -Lunchables. -Mad hacky-sack skills. -Magnets. -Making a friend. -Making a pouty face. -Making the penises kiss. -Man meat. -Masturbation. -Maximal insertion. -Me. -MechaHitler. -Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament. -Men. -Menstrual rage. -Me time. -Michael Jackson. -Michelle Obama's arms. -Mild autism. -Miley Cyrus at 55. -Moderate to severe joint pain. -Mom. -Moms new boyfriend. -Mooing. -Moral ambiguity. -Morgan Freeman's voice. -Mouth herpes. -Mr. Clean, right behind you. -Mufasa's death scene. -Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). -Multiple stab wounds. -Mutually-assured destruction. -My black ass. -My boyfriend's stupid penis. -My collection of high-tech sex toys. -My dad's dumb fucking face. -My dead son's baseball glove. -My first kill. -My first period. -My genitals. -My humps. -My inner demons. -My machete. -My manservant, Claude. -My relationship status. -My sex dungeon. -My sex life. -My soul. -My vagina. -My worthless son. -Natalie Portman. -Natural male enhancement. -Natural selection. -Nazis. -Necrophilia. -Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits. -Neil Patrick Harris. -New Age music. -Nickelback. -Nicolas Cage. -Nipple blades. -No clothes on, penis in vagina. -Not believing in giraffes. -Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. -Not giving a shit about the Third World. -Not having sex. -Nothing. -Not reciprocating oral sex. -Not wearing pants. -Nubile slave boys. -Nunchuck moves. -Object permanence. -Oil! -Old-people smell. -Oncoming traffic. -One Ring to rule them all. -One thousand Slim Jims. -One trillion dollars. -Oompa-Loompas. -Opposable thumbs. -Our first chimpanzee president. -Out-of-this-world bazongos. -Overcompensation. -Overpowering your father. -Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. -Panda sex. -Party Mexicans. -Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. -Pedophiles. -Peeing a little bit. -Penis breath. -Penis envy. -P.F. Chang himself. -Pictures of boobs. -Pixelated bukkake. -Police brutality. -Pooping back and forth. Forever. -Poopy diapers. -Poor life choices. -Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. -Poor people. -Power. -Powerful thighs. -Prancing. -Praying the gay away. -Preteens. -Pretending to care. -Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game. -Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa. -Puberty. -Public ridicule. -Pulling out. -Pumping out a baby every nine months. -Puppies! -Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. -Queefing. -Quiche. -Quivering jowls. -Racially-biased SAT questions. -Racism. -Raptor attacks. -Repression. -Republicans. -Revenge fucking. -Reverse cowgirl. -Riding off into the sunset. -Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. -Rising from the grave. -Road head. -Robert Downey, Jr. -RoboCop. -Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. -Ronald Reagan. -Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. -Running out of semen. -Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. -Russian super-tuberculosis. -Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. -Same-sex ice dancing. -Samuel L. Jackson. -Sanding off a man's nose. -Santa Claus. -Sarah Palin. -Savagely beating a mascot. -Saxophone solos. -Saying "I love you." -Science. -Scientology. -Screaming like a maniac. -Scrotal frostbite. -Scrotum tickling. -Sean Connery. -Sean Penn. -Seeing grandma naked. -Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. -Seeing things from Hitler's perspective. -Self-flagellation. -Self-loathing. -Seppuku. -September 11th, 2001. -Serfdom. -Sexual humiliation. -Sexual peeing. -Sexual Tension. -Sex with Patrick Stewart. -Sexy pillow fights. -Shaft. -Shapeshifters. -Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. -Sharks with legs. -Shiny objects. -Shutting the fuck up. -Silence. -Skeletor. -Slapping a racist old lady. -Slowly easing down onto a cucumber. -Smallpox blankets. -Smegma. -Smoking crack, for instance. -Sneezing, farting and coming at the same time. -Sniffing glue. -Snorting coke off a clown's boner -Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion. -Some douche with an acoustic guitar. -Some god-damn peace and quiet. -Some kind of bird-man. -Some really fucked-up shit. -Some shit-hot guitar licks. -Some sort of Asian. -Soup that is too hot. -Special musical guest, Cher. -Spectacular abs. -Spending lots of money. -Sperm whales. -Spontaneous human combustion. -Sports. -Stalin. -Statistically validated stereotypes. -Stephen Hawking talking dirty. -Stockholm Syndrome. -Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun. -Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. -Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. -Sugar madness. -Suicidal thoughts. -Sunshine and rainbows. -Surprise sex! -Sweet, sweet vengeance. -Swiftly achieving orgasm. -Switching to Geico. -Swooping. -Synergistic management solutions. -Syphilitic insanity. -Take-backsies. -Taking off your shirt. -Tasteful sideboob. -Teaching a robot to love. -Teenage pregnancy. -Tentacle porn. -Testicular torsion. -That ass. -The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle. -The American Dream. -The Amish. -The art of seduction. -The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. -The Big Bang. -The black half of Barack Obama. -The black Power Ranger. -The Blood of Christ. -The boners of the elderly. -The Boy Scouts of America. -The Care Bear Stare. -The Chinese gymnastics team. -The chronic. -The clitoris. -The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. -The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi. -The day the birds attacked. -The Devil himself. -The economy. -The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion. -The entire Internet. -The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. -The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. -The female orgasm. -The folly of man. -The Force. -The four arms of Vishnu. -The gays. -The ghosts of Marlon Brando. -The glass ceiling. -The Great Depression. -The Gulags. -The Hamburglar. -The hardworking mexican. -The Harlem Globetrotters. -The harsh light of day. -The heart of a child. -The hiccups. -The Holy Bible. -The homosexual agenda. -The human body. -The Hustle. -The inevitable death of the universe. -The invisible hand. -The Jews. -The KKK. -The Kool-Aid Man. -The Land of Chocolate. -The light of a billion suns. -The Little Engine That Could. -The Make-A-Wish Foundation. -The mere concept of Applebees. -The milk man. -The miracle of childbirth. -The mixing of the races. -The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. -The morbidly obese. -The new Radiohead album. -The ooze. -The passage of time. -The Patriarchy. -The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China. -The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On." -The pirate's life. -The placenta. -The Pope. -The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. -The profoundly handicapped. -The Rapture. -The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. -The rhythms of Africa. -The safe word. -The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction. -The shambling corpse of Larry King. -The size of my penis. -The South. -The swim team, all at once. -The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. -The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System. -The terrorists. -The thin veneer of situational casualty that underlies porn. -The Three-Fifths compromise. -The tiger that killed my father. -The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real. -The token minority. -The Trail of Tears. -The true meaning of Christmas. -The Ubermensch. -The unbelievable world of mushrooms. -The Underground Railroad. -The violation of our basic human rights. -The way white people is. -The white half of Barack Obama. -The wonders of the Orient. -The World of Warcraft. -The wrath of Vladimir Putin. -Third base. -This year's mass shooting. -Three consecutive seconds of happiness. -Three dicks at the same time. -Three months in the hole. -Throwing a virgin into a volcano. -Tiny nipples. -Tom Cruise. -Tongue. -Toni Morrison's vagina. -Too much cocaine. -Tripping balls. -Two midgets shitting into a bucket. -Unfathomable stupidity. -Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. -Unquestioning obedience. -Unrelenting genital punishment. -Used panties. -Vegetarian options. -Vehicular manslaughter. -Velcro. -Viagra. -Vietnam flashbacks. -Vigilante justice. -Vigorous jazz hands. -Vikings. -Waiting 'til marriage. -Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. -Walking in on Dad peeing into mom's mouth. -Weapons-grade plutonium. -Wearing an octopus for a hat. -Wearing glasses and sounding smart. -Western standards of beauty. -Wet dreams. -Whatever a McRib is made of. -What Jesus would do. -When you fart and a little bit comes out. -Whining like a little bitch. -Whipping a disobedient slave. -Whipping it out. -Whispering all sexy. -White-man scalps. -White people. -White privilege. -Wifely duties. -William Shatner. -Winking at old people. -Wiping her butt. -Women in yogurt commercials. -Women's suffrage. -Words, words, words. -World peace. -Yeast. -YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. -Your weird brother. -Zeus's sexual appetites. |