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diff --git a/lang/en/cards/black b/lang/en/cards/black deleted file mode 100644 index 9519bb7..0000000 --- a/lang/en/cards/black +++ /dev/null @@ -1,163 +0,0 @@ -2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______. -After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti. -Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____. -Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. -And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____! -And today's soup is Cream of _____. -And what did you bring for show and tell? -A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____. -A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____. -Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless. -A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. -As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line? -As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room. -As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____. -A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____. -_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. -Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____. -_____. Betcha can't have just one! -But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. -Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace. -Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____. -Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. -Daddy, why is mommy crying? -Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice. -Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____. -Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now. -Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday." -Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____! -Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft. -During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club. -During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____. -During sex, I like to think about _____. -Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door. -Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead. -Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____. -_____: good to the last drop. -Having the worst day EVER. #_____ -Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt! -Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace. -Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____. -Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____. -_____. High five, bro. -Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time. -Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain? -How am I compensating for my tiny penis? -How am I maintaining my relationship status? -How did I lose my virginity? -I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. -I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____. -I drink to forget _____. -I get by with a little help from _____. -I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. -I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____. -I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____. -I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____. -I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. -I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club. -In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? -In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____. -In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____. -In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____. -In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____. -In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____. -In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____. -In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____. -Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____. -In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline. -In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. -In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity. -Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! -It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____. -It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____. -____. It's a trap! -_____: kid-tested, mother-approved. -Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____. -Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____. -Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____. -Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____. -Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____. -Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. -Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____. -Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____. -MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. -My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____. -My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course. -My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee. -My plan for world domination begins with _____. -Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. -Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____. -Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____. -Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama -Only two things in life are certain: death and _____. -Science will never explain _____. -She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____. -_____. That's how I want to die. -The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____. -The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____. -The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. -The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance. -The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____. -The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____. -The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go. -The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____. -The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____. -The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right. -This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____. -This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____. -This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____. -This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom." -Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!" -Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you. -To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____. -TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. -Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. -War! What is it good for? -Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____. -Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____. -What am I giving up for Lent? -What are my parents hiding from me? -What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? -What did I bring back from mexico? -What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? -What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? -What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? -What ended my last relationship? -What gets better with age? -What gives me uncontrollable gas? -What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? -What helps Obama unwind? -What is Batman's guilty pleasure? -What killed my boner? -What left this stain on my couch? -What never fails to liven up the party? -What's a girl's best friend? -What's fun until it gets weird? -What's George W. Bush thinking about right now? -What's making things awkward in the sauna? -What's my anti-drug? -What's my secret power? -What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? -What's that smell? -What's that sound? -What's the gift that keeps on giving? -What's the most emo? -What's the new fad diet? -What's the next happy meal toy? -What's there a ton of in heaven? -What will always get you laid? -What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? -What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? -When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____. -When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. -When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. -When I pooped, what came out of my butt? -When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____. -White people like _____. -WHOOO! God Damn I love _____! -Why am I broke? -Why am I sticky? -Why can't I sleep at night? -Why do I hurt all over? -Yo' mama so fat she _____! -Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone. diff --git a/lang/en/cards/white b/lang/en/cards/white deleted file mode 100644 index 1c15a42..0000000 --- a/lang/en/cards/white +++ /dev/null @@ -1,828 +0,0 @@ -10 Incredible Facts About the Anus. -24-hour media coverage. -40 acres and a mule. -50,000 volts straight to the nipples. -72 virgins. -8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin. -A 55-gallon drum of lube. -Aaron Burr. -A bag of magic beans. -A balanced breakfast. -A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings. -A big black dick. -A bigger, blacker dick. -A bitch slap. -A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie. -A bleached asshole. -A bloody pacifier. -A boo-boo. -A Bop It. -A botched circumcision. -A brain tumor. -A bucket of fish heads. -A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans. -A Burmese tiger pit. -A can of whoop-ass. -A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus. -A cooler full of organs. -A cop who is also a dog. -A crappy little hand. -A crazy little thing called love. -Active listening. -Actually getting shot, for real. -Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers. -A dance move that's just sex. -Adderall. -A defective condom. -A disappointing birthday party. -A disappointing salad. -A dollop of sour cream. -Advice from a wise, old black man. -A face full of horse cum. -A falcon with a cap on it's head. -A fart. -A fat bald man from the internet. -A fetus. -A Fleshlight. -A for-real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes. -A foul mouth. -Africa. -African children. -A gassy antelope. -A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry. -A gentle caress of the inner thigh. -A giant powdery manbaby. -A good sniff. -A greased up Matthew McConaughey. -Agriculture. -A homoerotic volleyball montage. -A hopeless amount of spiders. -A horse with no legs. -AIDS. -AIDS monkeys. -A kiss on the lips. -A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint. -Alcoholism. -A lifetime of sadness. -A live studio audience. -All of my friends dying. -All of this blood. -All these decorative pillows. -All the single ladies. -All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99. -Almost giving money to a homeless person. -A low standard of living. -Altar boys. -A magic hippie love cloud. -A manhole. -A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings. -A man on the brink of orgasm. -A mating display. -Ambiguous sarcasm. -A micropenis. -A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties. -A middle-aged man on roller skates. -A mime having a stroke. -A monkey smoking a cigar. -A mopey zoo lion. -A mouthful of potato salad. -Amputees. -A murder most foul. -Anal beads. -Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe. -An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III. -An army of skeletons. -An ass disaster. -An asymmetric boob job. -A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world. -Ancient Athenian boy-fucking. -Andre the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum. -An endless stream of diarrhea. -An erection that lasts longer than four hours. -An ether-soaked rag. -An Etsy steampunk strap-on. -An evil man in evil clothes. -Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. -An icepick lobotomy. -An inability to form meaningful relationships. -An interracial handshake. -An M16 assault rifle. -An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist. -An Oedipus complex. -Another shot of morphine. -An oversized lollipop. -A nuanced critique. -An ugly face. -An unforgettable quinceanera. -An unhinged ferris wheel rolling towards the sea. -An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation. -An unstoppable wave of fire ants. -A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana. -A passionate latino lover. -A pile of squirming bodies. -A pinata full of scorpions. -A plunger to the face. -A powered exoskeleton. -A PowerPoint presentation. -A pyramid of severed heads. -A Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's. -A really cool hat. -A reason not to commit suicide. -A rival dojo. -Arnold Schwarzenegger. -A robust mongoloid. -A sad fat dragon with no friends. -A sad handjob. -A salty surprise. -A sassy black woman. -A sausage festival. -A sea of troubles. -A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness. -A sex goblin with a carnival penis. -A shiny rock that proves I love you. -Asians who aren't good at math. -A slightly shittier parallel universe. -A smiling black man, a latina businesswoman, a cool Asian, and some whites. -A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. -A sofa that says "I have style, but I like to be comfortable." -A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River." -A spastic nerd. -A spontaneous conga line. -A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles. -Assless chaps. -Ass to mouth. -A stray pube. -A subscription to Men's fitness. -A Super Soaker full of cat pee. -A surprising amount of hair. -A sweaty, panting leather daddy. -A sweet spaceship. -A team of lawyers. -A thermonuclear detonation. -A time travel paradox. -A tiny horse. -A tribe of warrior women. -A Ugandan warlord. -Auschwitz. -Authentic Mexican cuisine. -Autocannibalism. -A vagina that leads to another dimension. -A web of lies. -A whole new kind of porn. -A windmill full of corpses. -AXE Body Spray. -A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home. -A zesty breakfast burrito. -Backwards knees. -Balls. -Barack Obama. -Basic human decency. -BATMAN!!! -Battlefield amputations. -Beefin' over turf. -Bees? -Being a busy adult with many important things to do. -Being a dick to children. -Being a dinosaur. -Being a motherfucking sorcerer. -Being awesome at sex. -Being fabulous. -Being fat and stupid. -Being marginalized. -Being nine years old. -Being on fire. -Being paralyzed from the neck down. -Being rich. -Being worshipped as the one true God. -Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. -Bill Nye the Science Guy. -Bingeing and purging. -Bio-engineered assault rifles with acid breath. -Bitches. -Blackface. -Black people. -Blackula. -Blood farts. -Blowing some dudes in an alley. -Blowjobs for everyone. -Boogers. -Boring vaginal sex. -Boris the Soviet Love Hammer. -Bosnian chicken farmers. -Bouncing up and down. -Breaking out into song and dance. -Brown people. -Bullshit. -Butt stuff. -Buying the right pants to be cool. -Calculating every mannerism so as to not suggest homosexuality. -Cards Against Humanity. -Carnies. -Catapults. -Catastrophic urethral trauma. -Centaurs. -Chainsaws for hands. -Changing a person's mind with logic and facts. -Cheating in the Special Olympics. -Child abuse. -Child beauty pageants. -Child Protective Services. -Children on leashes. -Child support payments. -Christopher Walken. -Chrystal meth. -Chugging a lava lamp. -Chunks of dead hitchhiker. -Civilian casualties. -Clams. -Classist undertones. -Clenched butt cheeks. -Coat hanger abortions. -Cock. -Committing mid-blowjob. -Concealing a boner. -Consensual sex. -Copping a feel. -Count Chocula. -Court-ordered rehab. -Crazy opium eyes. -Crippling debt. -Crucifixion. -Crumbs all over the god damn carpet. -Crushing Mr. Peanut's brittle body. -Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. -Cuddling. -Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears. -Cybernetic enhancements. -Daddy issues. -Daddy's credit card. -Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole. -Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control. -Darth Vador. -Dead babies. -Dead parents. -Death by Steven Seagal. -Deez nuts. -Deflowering the princess. -Demonic possession. -Dem titties. -Denzel. -Depression. -Destroying the evidence. -Dick Cheney. -Dick fingers. -Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends." -Disco fever. -Doing the right stuff to her nipples. -Doing the right thing. -Doin' it in the butt. -Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza. -Doo-doo. -Dorito breath. -Double penetration. -Drinking alone. -Drinking responsibly. -Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy. -Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. -Dry heaving. -Dying. -Dying alone and in pain. -Dying of dysentery. -Eating an albino. -Eating the last known bison. -Edible underpants. -Ejaculating live bees and bees are angry. -Elderly Japanese men. -Embryonic stem cells. -Emotions. -Ennui. -Enormous Scandinavian women. -Erectile dysfunction. -Estrogen. -Ethnic cleansing. -Eugenics. -Exactly what you'd expect. -Existing. -Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. -Exploding pigeons. -Explosions. -Extremely tight pants. -Fabricating statistics. -Falling into the toilet. -Famine. -Fancy Feast. -Farting and walking away. -Fear itself. -Feeding Rosie O'Donnell. -Fetal alcohol syndrome. -Fiery poops. -Figgy pudding. -Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin. -Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding. -Finally finishing off the Indians. -Finding Waldo. -Fingering. -Finger painting. -Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. -Fisting. -Five-Dollar Footlongs. -Flesh-eating bacteria. -Flightless birds. -Flying robots that kill people. -Flying sex snakes. -Foreskin. -Former President George W. Bush. -Free ice cream, yo. -Free samples. -Friction. -Friendly fire. -Friends with benefits. -Frolicking. -Fucking a corpse back to life. -Fuck Mountain. -Full frontal nudity. -Funky fresh rhymes. -Gandalf. -Gandhi. -Gay aliens. -Geese. -Genetically engineered super-soldiers. -Genghis Khan. -Genghis Khan's DNA. -Genuine human connection. -George Clooney's musk. -German dungeon porn. -Getting abducted by Peter Pan. -Getting caught by the police and going to jail. -Getting drive-by shot. -Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri. -Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group. -Getting in her pants, politely. -Getting married, having a few kids, buying some cool stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying. -Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon. -Getting really high. -Getting so angry that you pop a boner. -Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. -Ghosts. -Giant sperm from outer space. -Girls that always be texting'. -Giving 110%. -Giving birth to the Antichrist. -Gladiatorial combat. -Gloryholes. -Goblins. -God. -Gogurt. -Going around punching people. -Going to a high school reunion on ketamine. -Grammar nazis who are also regular Nazis. -Grandma. -Grandpa's ashes. -Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content. -Grave robbing. -Growing a pair. -Half-assed foreplay. -Harry Potter erotica. -Having anuses for eyes. -Having a penis. -Having been dead for a while. -Having sex on top of a pizza. -Having shotguns for legs. -Heartwarming orphans. -Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. -Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. -Heteronormativity. -Hillary Clinton's death stare. -Hip hop jewels. -Hipsters. -Historically black colleges. -Historical revisionism. -Holding down a child and farting all over him. -Homeless people. -Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine. -Hope. -Hormone injections. -Horrifying laser removal accidents. -Horse meat. -Hospice care. -Hot cheese. -Hot people. -Hot Pockets. -How awesome I am. -Hurricane Katrina. -Inappropriate yodeling. -Incest. -Indescribable loneliness. -Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other. -Insatiable bloodlust. -Inserting a mason jar into my anus. -Interspecies marriage. -Intimacy problems. -Invading Poland. -Italians. -Jafar. -Jean-Claude Van Damme in slow motion. -Jeff Goldblum. -Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. -Jewish fraternities. -Jizz. -Jobs. -Joe Biden. -John Wilkes Booth. -Judge Judy. -Jumping out at people. -Justin Bieber. -Just the tip. -Kamikaze pilots. -Kanye West. -Keanu Reeves. -Khakis. -Kids with ass cancer. -Lactation. -Lady Gaga. -Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. -Land mines. -Laying an egg. -Leprosy. -Letting everyone down. -Levelling up. -Licking things to claim them as your own. -Literally eating shit. -Living in a trashcan. -Lockjaw. -Loki, the trickster god. -Lots and lots of abortions. -Lumberjack fantasies. -Lunchables. -Mad hacky-sack skills. -Magnets. -Making a friend. -Making a pouty face. -Making the penises kiss. -Man meat. -Masturbation. -Maximal insertion. -Me. -MechaHitler. -Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament. -Men. -Menstrual rage. -Me time. -Michael Jackson. -Michelle Obama's arms. -Mild autism. -Miley Cyrus at 55. -Moderate to severe joint pain. -Mom. -Moms new boyfriend. -Mooing. -Moral ambiguity. -Morgan Freeman's voice. -Mouth herpes. -Mr. Clean, right behind you. -Mufasa's death scene. -Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him). -Multiple stab wounds. -Mutually-assured destruction. -My black ass. -My boyfriend's stupid penis. -My collection of high-tech sex toys. -My dad's dumb fucking face. -My dead son's baseball glove. -My first kill. -My first period. -My genitals. -My humps. -My inner demons. -My machete. -My manservant, Claude. -My relationship status. -My sex dungeon. -My sex life. -My soul. -My vagina. -My worthless son. -Natalie Portman. -Natural male enhancement. -Natural selection. -Nazis. -Necrophilia. -Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits. -Neil Patrick Harris. -New Age music. -Nickelback. -Nicolas Cage. -Nipple blades. -No clothes on, penis in vagina. -Not believing in giraffes. -Not contributing to society in any meaningful way. -Not giving a shit about the Third World. -Not having sex. -Nothing. -Not reciprocating oral sex. -Not wearing pants. -Nubile slave boys. -Nunchuck moves. -Object permanence. -Oil! -Old-people smell. -Oncoming traffic. -One Ring to rule them all. -One thousand Slim Jims. -One trillion dollars. -Oompa-Loompas. -Opposable thumbs. -Our first chimpanzee president. -Out-of-this-world bazongos. -Overcompensation. -Overpowering your father. -Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum. -Panda sex. -Party Mexicans. -Passive-aggressive Post-it notes. -Pedophiles. -Peeing a little bit. -Penis breath. -Penis envy. -P.F. Chang himself. -Pictures of boobs. -Pixelated bukkake. -Police brutality. -Pooping back and forth. Forever. -Poopy diapers. -Poor life choices. -Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes. -Poor people. -Power. -Powerful thighs. -Prancing. -Praying the gay away. -Preteens. -Pretending to care. -Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game. -Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa. -Puberty. -Public ridicule. -Pulling out. -Pumping out a baby every nine months. -Puppies! -Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR. -Queefing. -Quiche. -Quivering jowls. -Racially-biased SAT questions. -Racism. -Raptor attacks. -Repression. -Republicans. -Revenge fucking. -Reverse cowgirl. -Riding off into the sunset. -Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart. -Rising from the grave. -Road head. -Robert Downey, Jr. -RoboCop. -Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king. -Ronald Reagan. -Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere. -Running out of semen. -Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body. -Russian super-tuberculosis. -Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse. -Same-sex ice dancing. -Samuel L. Jackson. -Sanding off a man's nose. -Santa Claus. -Sarah Palin. -Savagely beating a mascot. -Saxophone solos. -Saying "I love you." -Science. -Scientology. -Screaming like a maniac. -Scrotal frostbite. -Scrotum tickling. -Sean Connery. -Sean Penn. -Seeing grandma naked. -Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes. -Seeing things from Hitler's perspective. -Self-flagellation. -Self-loathing. -Seppuku. -September 11th, 2001. -Serfdom. -Sexual humiliation. -Sexual peeing. -Sexual Tension. -Sex with Patrick Stewart. -Sexy pillow fights. -Shaft. -Shapeshifters. -Shaquille O'Neal's acting career. -Sharks with legs. -Shiny objects. -Shutting the fuck up. -Silence. -Skeletor. -Slapping a racist old lady. -Slowly easing down onto a cucumber. -Smallpox blankets. -Smegma. -Smoking crack, for instance. -Sneezing, farting and coming at the same time. -Sniffing glue. -Snorting coke off a clown's boner -Social justice warriors with flamethrowers of compassion. -Some douche with an acoustic guitar. -Some god-damn peace and quiet. -Some kind of bird-man. -Some really fucked-up shit. -Some shit-hot guitar licks. -Some sort of Asian. -Soup that is too hot. -Special musical guest, Cher. -Spectacular abs. -Spending lots of money. -Sperm whales. -Spontaneous human combustion. -Sports. -Stalin. -Statistically validated stereotypes. -Stephen Hawking talking dirty. -Stockholm Syndrome. -Stuffing a child's face with Fun Dip until he starts having fun. -Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife. -Sudden Poop Explosion Disease. -Sugar madness. -Suicidal thoughts. -Sunshine and rainbows. -Surprise sex! -Sweet, sweet vengeance. -Swiftly achieving orgasm. -Switching to Geico. -Swooping. -Synergistic management solutions. -Syphilitic insanity. -Take-backsies. -Taking off your shirt. -Tasteful sideboob. -Teaching a robot to love. -Teenage pregnancy. -Tentacle porn. -Testicular torsion. -That ass. -The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle. -The American Dream. -The Amish. -The art of seduction. -The basic suffering that pervades all of existence. -The Big Bang. -The black half of Barack Obama. -The black Power Ranger. -The Blood of Christ. -The boners of the elderly. -The Boy Scouts of America. -The Care Bear Stare. -The Chinese gymnastics team. -The chronic. -The clitoris. -The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East. -The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi. -The day the birds attacked. -The Devil himself. -The economy. -The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion. -The entire Internet. -The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir. -The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. -The female orgasm. -The folly of man. -The Force. -The four arms of Vishnu. -The gays. -The ghosts of Marlon Brando. -The glass ceiling. -The Great Depression. -The Gulags. -The Hamburglar. -The hardworking mexican. -The Harlem Globetrotters. -The harsh light of day. -The heart of a child. -The hiccups. -The Holy Bible. -The homosexual agenda. -The human body. -The Hustle. -The inevitable death of the universe. -The invisible hand. -The Jews. -The KKK. -The Kool-Aid Man. -The Land of Chocolate. -The light of a billion suns. -The Little Engine That Could. -The Make-A-Wish Foundation. -The mere concept of Applebees. -The milk man. -The miracle of childbirth. -The mixing of the races. -The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth. -The morbidly obese. -The new Radiohead album. -The ooze. -The passage of time. -The Patriarchy. -The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China. -The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On." -The pirate's life. -The placenta. -The Pope. -The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now. -The profoundly handicapped. -The Rapture. -The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. -The rhythms of Africa. -The safe word. -The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction. -The shambling corpse of Larry King. -The size of my penis. -The South. -The swim team, all at once. -The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life. -The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System. -The terrorists. -The thin veneer of situational casualty that underlies porn. -The Three-Fifths compromise. -The tiger that killed my father. -The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real. -The token minority. -The Trail of Tears. -The true meaning of Christmas. -The Ubermensch. -The unbelievable world of mushrooms. -The Underground Railroad. -The violation of our basic human rights. -The way white people is. -The white half of Barack Obama. -The wonders of the Orient. -The World of Warcraft. -The wrath of Vladimir Putin. -Third base. -This year's mass shooting. -Three consecutive seconds of happiness. -Three dicks at the same time. -Three months in the hole. -Throwing a virgin into a volcano. -Tiny nipples. -Tom Cruise. -Tongue. -Toni Morrison's vagina. -Too much cocaine. -Tripping balls. -Two midgets shitting into a bucket. -Unfathomable stupidity. -Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. -Unquestioning obedience. -Unrelenting genital punishment. -Used panties. -Vegetarian options. -Vehicular manslaughter. -Velcro. -Viagra. -Vietnam flashbacks. -Vigilante justice. -Vigorous jazz hands. -Vikings. -Waiting 'til marriage. -Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. -Walking in on Dad peeing into mom's mouth. -Weapons-grade plutonium. -Wearing an octopus for a hat. -Wearing glasses and sounding smart. -Western standards of beauty. -Wet dreams. -Whatever a McRib is made of. -What Jesus would do. -When you fart and a little bit comes out. -Whining like a little bitch. -Whipping a disobedient slave. -Whipping it out. -Whispering all sexy. -White-man scalps. -White people. -White privilege. -Wifely duties. -William Shatner. -Winking at old people. -Wiping her butt. -Women in yogurt commercials. -Women's suffrage. -Words, words, words. -World peace. -Yeast. -YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS. -Your weird brother. -Zeus's sexual appetites. diff --git a/lang/fr/cards/black b/lang/fr/cards/black deleted file mode 100644 index 1298307..0000000 --- a/lang/fr/cards/black +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ -Les Etats-Unis ont débuté le parachutage de _____ aux enfants afghans. -La guerre, c'est bien pour quoi? -Qu'est-ce qui m'empêche de dormir? -C'est quoi cette odeur? -Qui a volé les cookies? -Des études prouvent que les rats de laboratoires se déplacent cinquante fois plus vite dans les labyrinthes après avoir été exposés à _____. -Quand j'irai en prison, je cacherai _____ dans mes fesses pour faire de la contrebande. -Si j'étais Président de la République, je créerais le ministère de _____. -Qu'est-ce qui se bonifie avec le temps? -Je bois pour oublier _____. -Qu'ai-je rapporté du Mexique? -La sortie scolaire a été totalement gâchée par _____. -Qu'est ce que vous n'aimeriez pas trouver dans de la nourriture chinoise? -Dans son nouveau film Disney, Hannah Montana affronte _____ pour la toute première fois. -Pendant le sexe, j'aime penser à _____. -A cause de quoi mon slip est-il trempé? -Que me cachent mes parents? -Les Blancs aiment bien _____. -A cause de quoi les terroristes nous détestent-ils autant? -Comme j'aimerais ne pas avoir perdu la notice pour _____. -Désolé les gens, je viens juste de _____. -C'est quoi ce bruit? -Qu'est-ce qu'on peut trouver par milliers au paradis? -Le meilleur ami des filles, c'est _____. -Quel est le plaisir coupable de Batman? -Les psychanalystes s'allarment devant l'émergence de la phobie de _____ chez la plupart de leurs patients. -Quand j'étais petit, j'adorais _____. -Qu'est-ce qui vous fera réussir à coucher à tous les coups? -Quel est le prochain duo super-héros/acolyte? -_____ : Bon jusqu'à la dernière goutte. -Désormais, le Père Noël n'apportera plus du charbon aux vilains enfants mais _____. -Quel est mon super-pouvoir secret? -Pour draguer, il ne faut surtout pas parler de son penchant pour _____. -Que préfère Nicolas Sarkozy? -Qui est le plus aigri? -_____? Il y a une application pour ça. -Pour mon prochain tour de magie, je vais faire sortir _____ du chapeau. -Durant sa période marron (souvent négligée), Picasso peignait beaucoup de tableaux représentant _____. -La médecine reconnaît enfin les pouvoirs thérapeutiques de _____. -_____ : Testé par les enfants, approuvé par les mamans. -Qu'est-ce qui peut aider à maintenir une relation de couple? -La vie était dure pour les hommes des cavernes avant _____. -Ce soir sur M6, Bernard de la Villardière vous propose une enquête exclusive sur _____. -Que sentent les personnes âgées? -Qu'est-ce qui aide Barack Obama à se changer les idées? -Il mange quoi vin Diesel au petit déjeuner? -Qu'est-ce que mamie trouve d'abord perturbant, puis étrangement plaisant? -_____. C'est un piège. -Quel est le prochain jouet du HappyMeal? -Si j'étais riche, je ferais ériger une statue de 15 mètres de haut pour commémorer _____. -Mais avant de vous tuer, Mr Bond, je dois vous montrer _____. -Ce soir sur Canal+ découvrez la tragique histoire de _____. -Qu'est-ce qui me donne des gaz incontrôlables? -Qu'est-ce qui est le plus hardcore? -Qu'est-ce qui est le plus gay? -Alors que les USA et l'URSS s'affrontaient dans la course à l'espace, le Mexique dépensait des millions de pesos dans la recherche sur _____. -Alors que Pharaon restait impassible Moise provoqua la onzième plaie : _____. -Je ne sais pas avec quelles armes se fera la Troisième Guerre Mondiale, mais la Quatrième se fera à coups de _____. -La dernière chose à laquelle pensa Michael Jackson avant de mourir fut _____. -Des ethnographes ont récemment découvert une tribu aborigène vouant un culte à _____. diff --git a/lang/fr/cards/white b/lang/fr/cards/white deleted file mode 100644 index b3766a7..0000000 --- a/lang/fr/cards/white +++ /dev/null @@ -1,396 +0,0 @@ -La Sainte Bible. -La Macarena. -Se chier dessus. -Un anus maquillé. -Les juifs avec une coupe afro. -Les P'tits Filous Tubes. -Une branlette tristement exécutée. -François Ba Des biscuits apéro. -Michaël Jackson -BATMAN!!! -Les Vikings. -L'abstinence. -Le bibendum Michelin. -Superbus. -Son Altesse royale, la reine Elizabeth II. -L'auto-cannibalisme. -La série des "Fais-moi peur !" -Le ping pong de caca cul à cul. -Pour toujours. -La fête du slip. -Mes parties génitales. -L'inceste. -L'Amérique. -Les chansons de Pascal Obispo. -Un twist de M. Night Shyamalan. -Mourir de la dysenterie. -Les équipes chinoises de gynmastique. -Du sexe surprise ! -Batifoler. -Une tortue vicieuse qui te mord la bite. -Le lancer de nain sur une cible en velcro. -2 Girls 1 Cup (vidéo scatophile célèbre sur Internet). -La tension sexuelle. -Une fête d'anniversaire ratée. -Du Axe Body Spray. -Des bébés chiens ! -Les gens qui sentent leurs chaussettes. -La destruction mutuelle assurée. -Le Ku Klux Klan. -Boire tout seul. -Des abdominaux spectaculaires. -Faire le bon choix. -Du sperme de baleine. -Les inondations. -Center Park. -Les Oompas Loompas. -La capacité d'écoute. -Se mettre tellement en colère que ça en donne une érection. -Les Juifs. -Les cols portés relevés. -World of Warcraft. -Faire la moue. -Gargamel. -Les Twinkies. -Le Stade de France. -Etre un sale con envers les enfants. -Des salopes. -Les enfants tenus en laisse. -Laisser un message maladroit sur un répondeur. -Beaucoup de bruit pour rien. -Les Noirs. -La lactation. -Natalie Portman. -Britney Spears à 55 ans. -Les Jazz Hands. -Une fanfic érotique sur l'univers de Harry Potter. -Les existentialistes. -La science. -Une mycose. -Chier dans la soupe. -La puberté. -Le Pape. -Abuser des cabines de bronzage. -Les tétraplégiques. -Un cinquantenaire qui pratique le roller. -Se retirer. -Brouter. -Péter et s'en aller. -Parkinson. -Auschwitz. -Des chèvres qui mangent des sacs poubelle. -Boire un verre de beurre fondu. -La couille manquante de Lance Armstrong. -Le faire dans les fesses. -La séduction. -Les Jonas Brothers. -La sexualité des pandas. -Un chameau en dessin animé qui apprécie une délicieuse et rafraichissante taffe de cigarette. -Respirer de la colle. -Les sites de rencontres échangistes. -Les exercices pour stimuler l'esprit d'équipe en entreprise. -Plus Belle La Vie. -Se torcher. -L'impuissance. -Un tir dans son propre camp. -Les solos de saxophone. -Un énième film de vampires. -La kétamine. -Les oestrogènes. -Le Sud. -Manger pour pouvoir vomir. -Un bulot. -Des catapultes. -Un burrito très pimenté. -Les filles à qui l'alcool ne réussit pas. -Des gobelins. -La Scientologie. -Nicolas Cage. -Une torsion musculaire. -La chair humaine. -La revente de cadeau sur eBay. -Une vidéo amateur de Claire Chazal qui sanglote au dessus d'un plat surgelé. -Les chapeaux à hélices. -Où sont les toilettes ? -Les Hot Pockets. -Des pilotes kamikazes. -La lèpre. -Les concours de beauté pour enfants. -Les pantalons fendus en cuir des motards et des cowboys. -Des oeufs de ptérodactyles. -Des couvertures avec la variole. -Le sexe oral non réciproque. -Des sucettes géantes. -Gandhi. -Les soutifs lance-flammes. -Le Viagra. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. -Sean Penn. -Keanu Reeves. -L'esclavage. -Genghis Khan. -Corky. -Un gardien de but. -Des oies. -Des refaits asymétriques. -Les hommes. -La bestialité. -Ce putain de jeu. -Le Médiator. -Des Chuppa Chups. -Will Smith. -La peluche "Elmo chatouille-moi". -Les couteaux à cran d'arrêt. -Des enfants avec un cancer du colon. -Des pankakes. -Céline Dion. -Une canette de Red Bull. -Le sang du Christ. -Ta mère qui me demande en ami sur Facebook. -Les gens en chaleur. -Les profs remplaçants. -Une parade nuptiale. -Avoir un calcul rénal. -La bagarre. -Jamie de C'est Pas Sorcier. -Les piercings sur les parties génitales. -Les témoins de Jéhovah. -Les roux. -Sarah Palin. -L'agriculture. -Le tri sélectif. -Les pornos SM allemands. -Un terroriste qui fait des vannes. -Une fusillade dans un lycée. -L'avortement au cintre. -Le caca qui brule. -Mon statut relationnel. -Doigter. -Le SIDA. -Valérie Damidot. -Les rabat-joies. -Une lobotomie au pic à glace. -Un type louche en imperméable qui traine devant les écoles primaires. -Les chinois. -Un caniche nain. -Les trous dans les cloisons des WC sur les aires d'autoroutes (glory holes). -Louragan Katrina. -Les Oreos. -Les Nazis. -Les femmes dans les pubs de yaourts. -Les règles abondantes. -Les Frolics. -Les mines antipersonnel. -Une maison de retraite. -Le placenta. -Bono. -Justin Bieber. -La nécrophilie. -Un prépuce. -Indochine. -Le Big Bang. -Bob l'éponge. -Ma collection de sex-toys high-tech. -La guérison par la foi. -Mon âme. -Aller à la messe de minuit. -Les connards sur leur iPhone 4S. -La répression. -Improviser un dispositif à base d'explosifs. -Draguer des personnes âgées. -Les éjaculations nocturnes. -Heath Ledger. -Les personnes âgées japonaises. -La Valse des Fleurs. -Une fellation au volant. -Les fatasmes sur les bucherons. -Un téton qui sort du soutien-gorge. -Les bébés morts. -Etre en feu. -La masturbation. -Le triangle des Bermudes. -Un océan de troubles. -La sélection naturelle. -Des parents morts. -Les Italiens. -Tom Cruise. -La chevalerie. -Les jeux vidéo en réseau. -Le clitoris. -Les mangas pornos avec tentacules. -Mahomet. -Un gros ventre fendu qui ressemble à un cul. -La maltraitance sur mineur. -Toucher des organes génitaux par inadvertance. -Super Mario qui vient réparer une fuite dans un film porno. -Le Télétubbie qui fait le plus gay des quatre. -Les amis qui bouffent tous vos biscuits. -Paris Hilton. -Un mime qui fait une attaque. -Twitter. -Des préléminaires laborieux. -Un moment à soi. -Des gants en latex. -Porter des sous-vêtements à l'envers pour éviter de faire une machine. -Des crevettes à volonté pour 4.99$ -Des échantillons gratuits. -Du kloug. -Un poil pubien abandonné. -Attendre jusqu'au mariage. -Cette réponse est post-moderne. -Un Tamagotchi négligé. -Les décolletés élégants. -Des travestis potables. -Arnold Schwarzenegger. -Piller des tombes. -Un pistolet à eau rempli de pipi de chat. -D'Artagnan. -Ronald McDonald. -Se donner à 110%. -Nourrir Laurence Boccolini. -Un coup d'oeil. -De multiples coups de couteau. -Casimir. -Le meurtre le plus immonde. -Le périnée. -Ouvrir la Mer Rouge. -Trop de gel dans les cheveux. -Les vidéos porno hardcore. -Les sous-vêtements comestibles. -Les Blancs. -Tiger Woods. -Descendre en piqué. -Coucher avec elle. -Les chants tyroliens dans les moments innappropriés. -K2000. -Les fantômes. -Un plan cul. -L'intrigue d'un film de Michael Bay. -La folie des hommes. -Un chapeau vraiment très cool. -La musique pop turque. -Robert Downey Jr. -Nicolas Hulot. -Cacher une érection. -L'herpès buccal. -Le comportement passif agressif. -Deux nains qui chient dans un sceau. -Les pré-adolescentes. -Hippo Gloutons. -Kayne West. -Vomir sans vomi. -Eric Zemmour. -Les sans-abris. -Coco, le singe des Coco Pops. -Les échanges de politesse. -Des boules. -Le nettoyage ethnique. -Le truc du Télé Achat qui électrocute les abdominaux. -La gastro. -Des centaures. -Un uppercut. -Les nains. -Quand tu pètes et que ça fait un léger bruit. -Enlever ton t-shirt. -Monsieur Patate. -Un foetus. -Des blagues sur l'Holocauste au moment inopportun. -Un spectacle de marionnettes. -Les pets vaginaux. -Un Sunday Caramel. -Des abeilles ? -Le droit de vote aux femmes. -Bond, James Bond. -De la pâtée pour chat. -Le pudding à la figue. -Le soleil qui brille et les arcs en ciel. -Le réchauffement planétaire. -Boire de la bière en faisant le poirier sur le tonneau. -La règle de trois. -Porter des moufles. -Etre fabuleux. -Buzz l'Eclair qui explique le sexe au enfants. -Manger tous les cookies qu'on devait vendre à la kermesse. -Les émotions. -Du thon en boite avec des bouts de dauphins. -Tricher aux Jeux Olympiques Spéciaux (réservés aux handicapés mentaux). -Une attaque de vélociraptors. -Une course à la mort en fauteuil roulant. -L'attitude. -Les surdoués en mathématiques. -Les boules anales. -Les joueurs de djembé amateurs. -Un moulin à vent rempli de cadavres. -Hulk Hogan. -Le smegma. -Des pédophiles. -Scalper. -Porter des semelles compensées. -La Gestapo. -La torture par l'eau. -Les chorégraphies disco. -Chuck Norris qui casse de la lesbienne antisémite. -La Heineken. -Un micropénis. -Les oiseaux qui ne savent pas voler. -Braquer une banque du sperme. -Les quotas pour les minorités. -Un complexe d'Oedipe -Les combats de coqs. -La carrière musicale de Tony Parker. -Ma vie sexuelle. -Julien Lepers. -Se saouler au bain de bouche. -La maladie de la vache folle. -Hara-kiri. -Piéger votre maison par peur des voleurs. -Le patinage artistique en duo non mixte. -Dark Vador. -Voldemort. -Lécher les choses pour prouver qu'elles sont à vous. -Nicolas Sarkozy. -La Gay Pride. -La combustion spontanée. -Barack Obama. -Apprendre à un robot à aimer. -Sean Connery. -La paix mondiale. -La dépression nerveuse. -Les amputés. -Une mama black en colère. -Les Talibans. -Le coeur d'un enfant. -Etre riche. -Des bananes en pyjamas. -Se gratter le cul ni vu ni connu. -Les golden showers (pratique urophile). -Des victimes civiles. -Une érection qui dure plus de quatre heures. -Ces moments où vous avez du sable dans le vagin. -Se pavaner. -L'obésité. -Les gays. -Les petits chanteurs à la croix de bois. -Faire un petit pipi. -Mourir. -Essayer de pécho de la meuf à la sortie des cliniques d'avortement. -Les asiatiques qui ne sont pas bons en maths. -Les garçons qui n'appellent pas. -L'odeur des vieux. -Un singe qui fume le cigare. -Une détonation thermonucléaire. -Kim Jong II. -Faire un câlin. -La vieille qui joue dans Arabesques. -La diarrhée des lendemains de fêtes arrosées. -L'alcoolisme. -Le racisme. -Le catéchisme. -Les préservatifs parfumés. -Se réveiller à moitié nu sur le parking du McDo. -Le vagin de Whoopi Goldberg. -Monsieur Propre. -Les pauvres. -L'envie de pénis. -Les Mexicains qui travaillent dur. -Douce, douce vengeance... |