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diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black deleted file mode 100644 index 9519bb7..0000000 --- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black +++ /dev/null @@ -1,163 +0,0 @@ -2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______. -After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti. -Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____. -Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. -And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____! -And today's soup is Cream of _____. -And what did you bring for show and tell? -A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____. -A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____. -Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless. -A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. -As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line? -As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room. -As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____. -A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____. -_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. -Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____. -_____. Betcha can't have just one! -But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. -Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace. -Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____. -Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. -Daddy, why is mommy crying? -Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice. -Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____. -Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now. -Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday." -Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____! -Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft. -During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club. -During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____. -During sex, I like to think about _____. -Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door. -Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead. -Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____. -_____: good to the last drop. -Having the worst day EVER. #_____ -Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt! -Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace. -Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____. -Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____. -_____. High five, bro. -Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time. -Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain? -How am I compensating for my tiny penis? -How am I maintaining my relationship status? -How did I lose my virginity? -I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. -I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____. -I drink to forget _____. -I get by with a little help from _____. -I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. -I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____. -I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____. -I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____. -I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. -I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club. -In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? -In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____. -In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____. -In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____. -In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____. -In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____. -In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____. -In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____. -Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____. -In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline. -In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. -In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity. -Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! -It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____. -It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____. -____. It's a trap! -_____: kid-tested, mother-approved. -Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____. -Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____. -Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____. -Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____. -Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____. -Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. -Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____. -Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____. -MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. -My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____. -My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course. -My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee. -My plan for world domination begins with _____. -Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. -Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____. -Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____. -Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama -Only two things in life are certain: death and _____. -Science will never explain _____. -She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____. -_____. That's how I want to die. -The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____. -The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____. -The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. -The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance. -The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____. -The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____. -The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go. -The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____. -The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____. -The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right. -This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____. -This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____. -This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____. -This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom." -Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!" -Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you. -To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____. -TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. -Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. -War! What is it good for? -Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____. -Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____. -What am I giving up for Lent? -What are my parents hiding from me? -What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? -What did I bring back from mexico? -What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? -What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? -What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? -What ended my last relationship? -What gets better with age? -What gives me uncontrollable gas? -What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? -What helps Obama unwind? -What is Batman's guilty pleasure? -What killed my boner? -What left this stain on my couch? -What never fails to liven up the party? -What's a girl's best friend? -What's fun until it gets weird? -What's George W. Bush thinking about right now? -What's making things awkward in the sauna? -What's my anti-drug? -What's my secret power? -What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? -What's that smell? -What's that sound? -What's the gift that keeps on giving? -What's the most emo? -What's the new fad diet? -What's the next happy meal toy? -What's there a ton of in heaven? -What will always get you laid? -What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? -What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? -When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____. -When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. -When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. -When I pooped, what came out of my butt? -When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____. -White people like _____. -WHOOO! God Damn I love _____! -Why am I broke? -Why am I sticky? -Why can't I sleep at night? -Why do I hurt all over? -Yo' mama so fat she _____! -Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone. diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8b841a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json @@ -0,0 +1,165 @@ +[ + "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.", + "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.", + "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.", + "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.", + "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!", + "And today's soup is Cream of _____.", + "And what did you bring for show and tell?", + "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.", + "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.", + "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. 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Betcha can't have just one!", + "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.", + "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.", + "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.", + "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.", + "Daddy, why is mommy crying?", + "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.", + "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.", + "Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.", + "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."", + "Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!", + "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.", + "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.", + "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.", + "During sex, I like to think about _____.", + "Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.", + "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.", + "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.", + "_____: good to the last drop.", + "Having the worst day EVER. #_____", + "Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!", + "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.", + "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.", + "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.", + "_____. High five, bro.", + "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.", + "Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?", + "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?", + "How am I maintaining my relationship status?", + "How did I lose my virginity?", + "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.", + "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.", + "I drink to forget _____.", + "I get by with a little help from _____.", + "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.", + "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.", + "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.", + "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.", + "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.", + "I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.", + "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?", + "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.", + "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.", + "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.", + "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.", + "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.", + "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.", + "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.", + "Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.", + "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.", + "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.", + "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.", + "Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!", + "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.", + "It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.", + "____. It's a trap!", + "_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.", + "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.", + "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.", + "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.", + "Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.", + "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.", + "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.", + "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.", + "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.", + "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.", + "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.", + "My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.", + "My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.", + "My plan for world domination begins with _____.", + "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.", + "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.", + "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.", + "Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama", + "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.", + "Science will never explain _____.", + "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.", + "_____. That's how I want to die.", + "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.", + "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.", + "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.", + "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.", + "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.", + "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.", + "The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.", + "The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.", + "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.", + "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.", + "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.", + "This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.", + "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.", + "This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."", + "Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"", + "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.", + "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.", + "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.", + "Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.", + "War! What is it good for?", + "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.", + "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.", + "What am I giving up for Lent?", + "What are my parents hiding from me?", + "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?", + "What did I bring back from mexico?", + "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?", + "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?", + "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?", + "What ended my last relationship?", + "What gets better with age?", + "What gives me uncontrollable gas?", + "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?", + "What helps Obama unwind?", + "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?", + "What killed my boner?", + "What left this stain on my couch?", + "What never fails to liven up the party?", + "What's a girl's best friend?", + "What's fun until it gets weird?", + "What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?", + "What's making things awkward in the sauna?", + "What's my anti-drug?", + "What's my secret power?", + "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?", + "What's that smell?", + "What's that sound?", + "What's the gift that keeps on giving?", + "What's the most emo?", + "What's the new fad diet?", + "What's the next happy meal toy?", + "What's there a ton of in heaven?", + "What will always get you laid?", + "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?", + "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?", + "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.", + "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.", + "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.", + "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?", + "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.", + "White people like _____.", + "WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!", + "Why am I broke?", + "Why am I sticky?", + "Why can't I sleep at night?", + "Why do I hurt all over?", + "Yo' mama so fat she _____!", + "Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. 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Night Shyamalan. -Mourir de la dysenterie. -Les équipes chinoises de gymnastique. -Du sexe surprise ! -Batifoler. -Une tortue vicieuse qui te mord la bite. -Le lancer de nain sur une cible en velcro. -2 Girls 1 Cup (vidéo scatophile célèbre sur Internet). -La tension sexuelle. -Une fête d'anniversaire ratée. -Du Axe Body Spray. -Des bébés chiens ! -Les gens qui sentent leurs chaussettes. -La destruction mutuelle assurée. -Le Ku Klux Klan. -Boire tout seul. -Des abdominaux spectaculaires. -Faire le bon choix. -Du sperme de baleine. -Les inondations. -Center Park. -Les Oompas Loompas. -La capacité d'écoute. -Se mettre tellement en colère que ça en donne une érection. -Les Juifs. -Les cols portés relevés. -World of Warcraft. -Faire la moue. -Gargamel. -Les Twinkies. -Le Stade de France. -Être un sale con envers les enfants. -Des salopes. -Les enfants tenus en laisse. -Laisser un message maladroit sur un répondeur. -Beaucoup de bruit pour rien. -Les Noirs. -La lactation. -Natalie Portman. -Britney Spears à 55 ans. -Les Jazz Hands. -Une fanfic érotique sur l'univers de Harry Potter. -Les existentialistes. -La science. -Une mycose. -Chier dans la soupe. -La puberté. -Le Pape. -Abuser des cabines de bronzage. -Les tétraplégiques. -Un cinquantenaire qui pratique le roller. -Se retirer. -Brouter. -Péter et s'en aller. -Parkinson. -Auschwitz. -Des chèvres qui mangent des sacs poubelle. -Boire un verre de beurre fondu. -La couille manquante de Lance Armstrong. -Le faire dans les fesses. -La séduction. -Les Jonas Brothers. -La sexualité des pandas. -Un chameau en dessin animé qui apprécie une délicieuse et rafraichissante taffe de cigarette. -Respirer de la colle. -Les sites de rencontres échangistes. -Les exercices pour stimuler l'esprit d'équipe en entreprise. -Plus Belle La Vie. -Se torcher. -L'impuissance. -Un tir dans son propre camp. -Les solos de saxophone. -Un énième film de vampires. -La kétamine. -Les œstrogènes. -Le Sud. -Manger pour pouvoir vomir. -Un bulot. -Des catapultes. -Un burrito très pimenté. -Les filles à qui l'alcool ne réussit pas. -Des gobelins. -La Scientologie. -Nicolas Cage. -Une torsion musculaire. -La chair humaine. -La revente de cadeau sur eBay. -Une vidéo amateur de Claire Chazal qui sanglote au dessus d'un plat surgelé. -Les chapeaux à hélices. -Où sont les toilettes ? 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personnes âgées.", + "Les éjaculations nocturnes.", + "Heath Ledger.", + "Les personnes âgées japonaises.", + "La Valse des Fleurs.", + "Une fellation au volant.", + "Les fantasmes sur les bucherons.", + "Un téton qui sort du soutien-gorge.", + "Les bébés morts.", + "Être en feu.", + "La masturbation.", + "Le triangle des Bermudes.", + "Un océan de troubles.", + "La sélection naturelle.", + "Des parents morts.", + "Les Italiens.", + "Tom Cruise.", + "La chevalerie.", + "Les jeux vidéo en réseau.", + "Le clitoris.", + "Les mangas pornos avec tentacules.", + "Mahomet.", + "Un gros ventre fendu qui ressemble à un cul.", + "La maltraitance sur mineur.", + "Toucher des organes génitaux par inadvertance.", + "Super Mario qui vient réparer une fuite dans un film porno.", + "Le Télétubbie qui fait le plus gay des quatre.", + "Les amis qui bouffent tous vos biscuits.", + "Paris Hilton.", + "Un mime qui fait une attaque.", + "Twitter.", + "Des préliminaires laborieux.", + "Un moment à soi.", + "Des gants en latex.", + "Porter des sous-vêtements à l'envers pour éviter de faire une machine.", + "Des crevettes à volonté pour 4.99$", + "Des échantillons gratuits.", + "Du kloug.", + "Un poil pubien abandonné.", + "Attendre jusqu'au mariage.", + "Cette réponse est post-moderne.", + "Un Tamagotchi négligé.", + "Les décolletés élégants.", + "Des travestis potables.", + "Arnold Schwarzenegger.", + "Piller des tombes.", + "Un pistolet à eau rempli de pipi de chat.", + "D'Artagnan.", + "Ronald McDonald.", + "Se donner à 110%.", + "Nourrir Laurence Boccolini.", + "Un coup d'œil.", + "De multiples coups de couteau.", + "Casimir.", + "Le meurtre le plus immonde.", + "Le périnée.", + "Ouvrir la Mer Rouge.", + "Trop de gel dans les cheveux.", + "Les vidéos porno hardcore.", + "Les sous-vêtements comestibles.", + "Les Blancs.", + "Tiger Woods.", + "Descendre en piqué.", + "Coucher avec elle.", + "Les chants tyroliens dans les moments inappropriés.", + "K2000.", + "Les fantômes.", + "Un plan cul.", + "L'intrigue d'un film de Michael Bay.", + "La folie des hommes.", + "Un chapeau vraiment très cool.", + "La musique pop turque.", + "Robert Downey Jr.", + "Nicolas Hulot.", + "Cacher une érection.", + "L'herpès buccal.", + "Le comportement passif agressif.", + "Deux nains qui chient dans un seau.", + "Les pré-adolescentes.", + "Hippo Gloutons.", + "Kayne West.", + "Vomir sans vomi.", + "Eric Zemmour.", + "Les sans-abris.", + "Coco, le singe des Coco Pops.", + "Les échanges de politesse.", + "Des boules.", + "Le nettoyage ethnique.", + "Le truc du Télé Achat qui électrocute les abdominaux.", + "La gastro.", + "Des centaures.", + "Un uppercut.", + "Les nains.", + "Quand tu pètes et que ça fait un léger bruit.", + "Enlever ton t-shirt.", + "Monsieur Patate.", + "Un fœtus.", + "Des blagues sur l'Holocauste au moment inopportun.", + "Un spectacle de marionnettes.", + "Les pets vaginaux.", + "Un Sunday Caramel.", + "Des abeilles ?", + "Le droit de vote aux femmes.", + "Bond, James Bond.", + "De la pâtée pour chat.", + "Le pudding à la figue.", + "Le soleil qui brille et les arcs en ciel.", + "Le réchauffement planétaire.", + "Boire de la bière en faisant le poirier sur le tonneau.", + "La règle de trois.", + "Porter des moufles.", + "Etre fabuleux.", + "Buzz l'Eclair qui explique le sexe aux enfants.", + "Manger tous les cookies qu'on devait vendre à la kermesse.", + "Les émotions.", + "Du thon en boite avec des bouts de dauphins.", + "Tricher aux Jeux Olympiques Spéciaux (réservés aux handicapés mentaux).", + "Une attaque de vélociraptors.", + "Une course à la mort en fauteuil roulant.", + "L'attitude.", + "Les surdoués en mathématiques.", + "Les boules anales.", + "Les joueurs de djembé amateurs.", + "Un moulin à vent rempli de cadavres.", + "Hulk Hogan.", + "Le smegma.", + "Des pédophiles.", + "Scalper.", + "Porter des semelles compensées.", + "La Gestapo.", + "La torture par l'eau.", + "Les chorégraphies disco.", + "Chuck Norris qui casse de la lesbienne antisémite.", + "La Heineken.", + "Un micropénis.", + "Les oiseaux qui ne savent pas voler.", + "Braquer une banque du sperme.", + "Les quotas pour les minorités.", + "Un complexe d'Œdipe", + "Les combats de coqs.", + "La carrière musicale de Tony Parker.", + "Ma vie sexuelle.", + "Julien Lepers.", + "Se saouler au bain de bouche.", + "La maladie de la vache folle.", + "Hara-kiri.", + "Piéger votre maison par peur des voleurs.", + "Le patinage artistique en duo non mixte.", + "Dark Vador.", + "Voldemort.", + "Lécher les choses pour prouver qu'elles sont à vous.", + "Nicolas Sarkozy.", + "La Gay Pride.", + "La combustion spontanée.", + "Barack Obama.", + "Apprendre à un robot à aimer.", + "Sean Connery.", + "La paix mondiale.", + "La dépression nerveuse.", + "Les amputés.", + "Une mama black en colère.", + "Les Talibans.", + "Le cœur d'un enfant.", + "Être riche.", + "Des bananes en pyjamas.", + "Se gratter le cul ni vu ni connu.", + "Les golden showers (pratique urophile).", + "Des victimes civiles.", + "Une érection qui dure plus de quatre heures.", + "Ces moments où vous avez du sable dans le vagin.", + "Se pavaner.", + "L'obésité.", + "Les gays.", + "Les petits chanteurs à la croix de bois.", + "Faire un petit pipi.", + "Mourir.", + "Essayer de pécho de la meuf à la sortie des cliniques d'avortement.", + "Les asiatiques qui ne sont pas bons en maths.", + "Les garçons qui n'appellent pas.", + "L'odeur des vieux.", + "Un singe qui fume le cigare.", + "Une détonation thermonucléaire.", + "Kim Jong II.", + "Faire un câlin.", + "La vieille qui joue dans Arabesques.", + "La diarrhée des lendemains de fêtes arrosées.", + "L'alcoolisme.", + "Le racisme.", + "Le catéchisme.", + "Les préservatifs parfumés.", + "Se réveiller à moitié nu sur le parking du McDo.", + "Le vagin de Whoopi Goldberg.", + "Monsieur Propre.", + "Les pauvres.", + "L'envie de pénis.", + "Les Mexicains qui travaillent dur.", + "Douce, douce vengeance..." +] |