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diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json deleted file mode 100644 index 8b841a1..0000000 --- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json +++ /dev/null @@ -1,165 +0,0 @@ -[ - "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.", - "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.", - "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.", - "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.", - "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!", - "And today's soup is Cream of _____.", - "And what did you bring for show and tell?", - "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.", - "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.", - "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.", - "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.", - "As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?", - "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.", - "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.", - "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.", - "_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.", - "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.", - "_____. Betcha can't have just one!", - "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.", - "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.", - "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.", - "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.", - "Daddy, why is mommy crying?", - "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.", - "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.", - "Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.", - "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."", - "Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!", - "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.", - "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.", - "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.", - "During sex, I like to think about _____.", - "Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.", - "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.", - "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.", - "_____: good to the last drop.", - "Having the worst day EVER. #_____", - "Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!", - "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.", - "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.", - "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.", - "_____. High five, bro.", - "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.", - "Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?", - "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?", - "How am I maintaining my relationship status?", - "How did I lose my virginity?", - "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.", - "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.", - "I drink to forget _____.", - "I get by with a little help from _____.", - "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.", - "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.", - "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.", - "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.", - "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.", - "I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.", - "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?", - "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.", - "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.", - "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.", - "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.", - "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.", - "In L.A. 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That's why I never leave the house without _____.", - "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.", - "Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.", - "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.", - "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.", - "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.", - "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.", - "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.", - "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.", - "My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.", - "My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.", - "My plan for world domination begins with _____.", - "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.", - "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.", - "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.", - "Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama", - "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.", - "Science will never explain _____.", - "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.", - "_____. 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Not with a bang but with _____.", - "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.", - "This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."", - "Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"", - "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.", - "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.", - "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.", - "Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.", - "War! What is it good for?", - "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? 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God Damn I love _____!", - "Why am I broke?", - "Why am I sticky?", - "Why can't I sleep at night?", - "Why do I hurt all over?", - "Yo' mama so fat she _____!", - "Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone." -] diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/white.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/white.json deleted file mode 100644 index 9b5af22..0000000 --- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/white.json +++ /dev/null @@ -1,830 +0,0 @@ -[ - "10 Incredible Facts About the Anus.", - "24-hour media coverage.", - "40 acres and a mule.", - "50,000 volts straight to the nipples.", - "72 virgins.", - "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.", - "A 55-gallon drum of lube.", - "Aaron Burr.", - "A bag of magic beans.", - "A balanced breakfast.", - "A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings.", - "A big black dick.", - "A bigger, blacker dick.", - "A bitch slap.", - "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.", - "A bleached asshole.", - "A bloody pacifier.", - "A boo-boo.", - "A Bop It.", - "A botched circumcision.", - "A brain tumor.", - "A bucket of fish heads.", - "A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans.", - "A Burmese tiger pit.", - "A can of whoop-ass.", - "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus.", - "A cooler full of organs.", - "A cop who is also a dog.", - "A crappy little hand.", - "A crazy little thing called love.", - "Active listening.", - "Actually getting shot, for real.", - "Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers.", - "A dance move that's just sex.", - "Adderall.", - "A defective condom.", - "A disappointing birthday party.", - "A disappointing salad.", - "A dollop of sour cream.", - "Advice from a wise, old black man.", - "A face full of horse cum.", - "A falcon with a cap on it's head.", - "A fart.", - "A fat bald man from the internet.", - "A fetus.", - "A Fleshlight.", - "A for-real lizard that spits blood from it's eyes.", - "A foul mouth.", - "Africa.", - "African children.", - "A gassy antelope.", - "A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry.", - "A gentle caress of the inner thigh.", - "A giant powdery manbaby.", - "A good sniff.", - "A greased up Matthew McConaughey.", - "Agriculture.", - "A homoerotic volleyball montage.", - "A hopeless amount of spiders.", - "A horse with no legs.", - "AIDS.", - "AIDS monkeys.", - "A kiss on the lips.", - "A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.", - "Alcoholism.", - "A lifetime of sadness.", - "A live studio audience.", - "All of my friends dying.", - "All of this blood.", - "All these decorative pillows.", - "All the single ladies.", - "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.", - "Almost giving money to a homeless person.", - "A low standard of living.", - "Altar boys.", - "A magic hippie love cloud.", - "A manhole.", - "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings.", - "A man on the brink of orgasm.", - "A mating display.", - "Ambiguous sarcasm.", - "A micropenis.", - "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.", - "A middle-aged man on roller skates.", - "A mime having a stroke.", - "A monkey smoking a cigar.", - "A mopey zoo lion.", - "A mouthful of potato salad.", - "Amputees.", - "A murder most foul.", - "Anal beads.", - "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe.", - "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.", - "An army of skeletons.", - "An ass disaster.", - "An asymmetric boob job.", - "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world.", - "Ancient Athenian boy-fucking.", - "Andre the Giant's enormous, leathery scrotum.", - "An endless stream of diarrhea.", - "An erection that lasts longer than four hours.", - "An ether-soaked rag.", - "An Etsy steampunk strap-on.", - "An evil man in evil clothes.", - "Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.", - "An icepick lobotomy.", - "An inability to form meaningful relationships.", - "An interracial handshake.", - "An M16 assault rifle.", - "An M. 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Chang himself.", - "Pictures of boobs.", - "Pixelated bukkake.", - "Police brutality.", - "Pooping back and forth. 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Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.", - "The rhythms of Africa.", - "The safe word.", - "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction.", - "The shambling corpse of Larry King.", - "The size of my penis.", - "The South.", - "The swim team, all at once.", - "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.", - "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System.", - "The terrorists.", - "The thin veneer of situational casualty that underlies porn.", - "The Three-Fifths compromise.", - "The tiger that killed my father.", - "The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real.", - "The token minority.", - "The Trail of Tears.", - "The true meaning of Christmas.", - "The Ubermensch.", - "The unbelievable world of mushrooms.", - "The Underground Railroad.", - "The violation of our basic human rights.", - "The way white people is.", - "The white half of Barack Obama.", - "The wonders of the Orient.", - "The World of Warcraft.", - "The wrath of Vladimir Putin.", - "Third base.", - "This year's mass shooting.", - "Three consecutive seconds of happiness.", - "Three dicks at the same time.", - "Three months in the hole.", - "Throwing a virgin into a volcano.", - "Tiny nipples.", - "Tom Cruise.", - "Tongue.", - "Toni Morrison's vagina.", - "Too much cocaine.", - "Tripping balls.", - "Two midgets shitting into a bucket.", - "Unfathomable stupidity.", - "Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.", - "Unquestioning obedience.", - "Unrelenting genital punishment.", - "Used panties.", - "Vegetarian options.", - "Vehicular manslaughter.", - "Velcro.", - "Viagra.", - "Vietnam flashbacks.", - "Vigilante justice.", - "Vigorous jazz hands.", - "Vikings.", - "Waiting 'til marriage.", - "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.", - "Walking in on Dad peeing into mom's mouth.", - "Weapons-grade plutonium.", - "Wearing an octopus for a hat.", - "Wearing glasses and sounding smart.", - "Western standards of beauty.", - "Wet dreams.", - "Whatever a McRib is made of.", - "What Jesus would do.", - "When you fart and a little bit comes out.", - "Whining like a little bitch.", - "Whipping a disobedient slave.", - "Whipping it out.", - "Whispering all sexy.", - "White-man scalps.", - "White people.", - "White privilege.", - "Wifely duties.", - "William Shatner.", - "Winking at old people.", - "Wiping her butt.", - "Women in yogurt commercials.", - "Women's suffrage.", - "Words, words, words.", - "World peace.", - "Yeast.", - "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.", - "Your weird brother.", - "Zeus's sexual appetites." -] diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/black.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/black.json deleted file mode 100644 index 0fb334c..0000000 --- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/black.json +++ /dev/null @@ -1,62 +0,0 @@ -[ - "Les Etats-Unis ont débuté le parachutage de _____ aux enfants afghans.", - "La guerre, c'est bien pour quoi?", - "Qu'est-ce qui m'empêche de dormir?", - "C'est quoi cette odeur?", - "Qui a volé les cookies?", - "Des études prouvent que les rats de laboratoires se déplacent cinquante fois plus vite dans les labyrinthes après avoir été exposés à _____.", - "Quand j'irai en prison, je cacherai _____ dans mes fesses pour faire de la contrebande.", - "Si j'étais Président de la République, je créerais le ministère de _____.", - "Qu'est-ce qui se bonifie avec le temps?", - "Je bois pour oublier _____.", - "Qu'ai-je rapporté du Mexique?", - "La sortie scolaire a été totalement gâchée par _____.", - "Qu'est ce que vous n'aimeriez pas trouver dans de la nourriture chinoise?", - "Dans son nouveau film Disney, Hannah Montana affronte _____ pour la toute première fois.", - "Pendant le sexe, j'aime penser à _____.", - "A cause de quoi mon slip est-il trempé?", - "Que me cachent mes parents?", - "Les Blancs aiment bien _____.", - "A cause de quoi les terroristes nous détestent-ils autant?", - "Comme j'aimerais ne pas avoir perdu la notice pour _____.", - "Désolé les gens, je viens juste de _____.", - "C'est quoi ce bruit?", - "Qu'est-ce qu'on peut trouver par milliers au paradis?", - "Le meilleur ami des filles, c'est _____.", - "Quel est le plaisir coupable de Batman?", - "Les psychanalystes s'alarment devant l'émergence de la phobie de _____ chez la plupart de leurs patients.", - "Quand j'étais petit, j'adorais _____.", - "Qu'est-ce qui vous fera réussir à coucher à tous les coups?", - "Quel est le prochain duo super-héros/acolyte?", - "_____ : Bon jusqu'à la dernière goutte.", - "Désormais, le Père Noël n'apportera plus du charbon aux vilains enfants mais _____.", - "Quel est mon super-pouvoir secret?", - "Pour draguer, il ne faut surtout pas parler de son penchant pour _____.", - "Que préfère Nicolas Sarkozy?", - "Qui est le plus aigri?", - "_____? Il y a une application pour ça.", - "Pour mon prochain tour de magie, je vais faire sortir _____ du chapeau.", - "Durant sa période marron (souvent négligée), Picasso peignait beaucoup de tableaux représentant _____.", - "La médecine reconnaît enfin les pouvoirs thérapeutiques de _____.", - "_____ : Testé par les enfants, approuvé par les mamans.", - "Qu'est-ce qui peut aider à maintenir une relation de couple?", - "La vie était dure pour les hommes des cavernes avant _____.", - "Ce soir sur M6, Bernard de la Villardière vous propose une enquête exclusive sur _____.", - "Que sentent les personnes âgées?", - "Qu'est-ce qui aide Barack Obama à se changer les idées?", - "Il mange quoi vin Diesel au petit déjeuner?", - "Qu'est-ce que mamie trouve d'abord perturbant, puis étrangement plaisant?", - "_____. C'est un piège.", - "Quel est le prochain jouet du HappyMeal?", - "Si j'étais riche, je ferais ériger une statue de 15 mètres de haut pour commémorer _____.", - "Mais avant de vous tuer, Mr Bond, je dois vous montrer _____.", - "Ce soir sur Canal+ découvrez la tragique histoire de _____.", - "Qu'est-ce qui me donne des gaz incontrôlables?", - "Qu'est-ce qui est le plus hardcore?", - "Qu'est-ce qui est le plus gay?", - "Alors que les USA et l'URSS s'affrontaient dans la course à l'espace, le Mexique dépensait des millions de pesos dans la recherche sur _____.", - "Alors que Pharaon restait impassible Moise provoqua la onzième plaie : _____.", - "Je ne sais pas avec quelles armes se fera la Troisième Guerre Mondiale, mais la Quatrième se fera à coups de _____.", - "La dernière chose à laquelle pensa Michael Jackson avant de mourir fut _____.", - "Des ethnographes ont récemment découvert une tribu aborigène vouant un culte à _____." -] diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/white.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/white.json deleted file mode 100644 index ff74cb4..0000000 --- a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/fr/cards/white.json +++ /dev/null @@ -1,398 +0,0 @@ -[ - "La Sainte Bible.", - "La Macarena.", - "Se chier dessus.", - "Un anus maquillé.", - "Les juifs avec une coupe afro.", - "Les P'tits Filous Tubes.", - "Une branlette tristement exécutée.", - "François Ba Des biscuits apéro.", - "Michaël Jackson", - "BATMAN!!!", - "Les Vikings.", - "L'abstinence.", - "Le bibendum Michelin.", - "Superbus.", - "Son Altesse royale, la reine Elizabeth II.", - "L'auto-cannibalisme.", - "La série des \"Fais-moi peur !\"", - "Le ping pong de caca cul à cul.", - "Pour toujours.", - "La fête du slip.", - "Mes parties génitales.", - "L'inceste.", - "L'Amérique.", - "Les chansons de Pascal Obispo.", - "Un twist de M. Night Shyamalan.", - "Mourir de la dysenterie.", - "Les équipes chinoises de gymnastique.", - "Du sexe surprise !", - "Batifoler.", - "Une tortue vicieuse qui te mord la bite.", - "Le lancer de nain sur une cible en velcro.", - "2 Girls 1 Cup (vidéo scatophile célèbre sur Internet).", - "La tension sexuelle.", - "Une fête d'anniversaire ratée.", - "Du Axe Body Spray.", - "Des bébés chiens !", - "Les gens qui sentent leurs chaussettes.", - "La destruction mutuelle assurée.", - "Le Ku Klux Klan.", - "Boire tout seul.", - "Des abdominaux spectaculaires.", - "Faire le bon choix.", - "Du sperme de baleine.", - "Les inondations.", - "Center Park.", - "Les Oompas Loompas.", - "La capacité d'écoute.", - "Se mettre tellement en colère que ça en donne une érection.", - "Les Juifs.", - "Les cols portés relevés.", - "World of Warcraft.", - "Faire la moue.", - "Gargamel.", - "Les Twinkies.", - "Le Stade de France.", - "Être un sale con envers les enfants.", - "Des salopes.", - "Les enfants tenus en laisse.", - "Laisser un message maladroit sur un répondeur.", - "Beaucoup de bruit pour rien.", - "Les Noirs.", - "La lactation.", - "Natalie Portman.", - "Britney Spears à 55 ans.", - "Les Jazz Hands.", - "Une fanfic érotique sur l'univers de Harry Potter.", - "Les existentialistes.", - "La science.", - "Une mycose.", - "Chier dans la soupe.", - "La puberté.", - "Le Pape.", - "Abuser des cabines de bronzage.", - "Les tétraplégiques.", - "Un cinquantenaire qui pratique le roller.", - "Se retirer.", - "Brouter.", - "Péter et s'en aller.", - "Parkinson.", - "Auschwitz.", - "Des chèvres qui mangent des sacs poubelle.", - "Boire un verre de beurre fondu.", - "La couille manquante de Lance Armstrong.", - "Le faire dans les fesses.", - "La séduction.", - "Les Jonas Brothers.", - "La sexualité des pandas.", - "Un chameau en dessin animé qui apprécie une délicieuse et rafraichissante taffe de cigarette.", - "Respirer de la colle.", - "Les sites de rencontres échangistes.", - "Les exercices pour stimuler l'esprit d'équipe en entreprise.", - "Plus Belle La Vie.", - "Se torcher.", - "L'impuissance.", - "Un tir dans son propre camp.", - "Les solos de saxophone.", - "Un énième film de vampires.", - "La kétamine.", - "Les œstrogènes.", - "Le Sud.", - "Manger pour pouvoir vomir.", - "Un bulot.", - "Des catapultes.", - "Un burrito très pimenté.", - "Les filles à qui l'alcool ne réussit pas.", - "Des gobelins.", - "La Scientologie.", - "Nicolas Cage.", - "Une torsion musculaire.", - "La chair humaine.", - "La revente de cadeau sur eBay.", - "Une vidéo amateur de Claire Chazal qui sanglote au dessus d'un plat surgelé.", - "Les chapeaux à hélices.", - "Où sont les toilettes ?", - "Les Hot Pockets.", - "Des pilotes kamikazes.", - "La lèpre.", - "Les concours de beauté pour enfants.", - "Les pantalons fendus en cuir des motards et des cowboys.", - "Des œufs de ptérodactyles.", - "Des couvertures avec la variole.", - "Le sexe oral non réciproque.", - "Des sucettes géantes.", - "Gandhi.", - "Les soutifs lance-flammes.", - "Le Viagra.", - "Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.", - "Sean Penn.", - "Keanu Reeves.", - "L'esclavage.", - "Genghis Khan.", - "Corky.", - "Un gardien de but.", - "Des oies.", - "Des refaits asymétriques.", - "Les hommes.", - "La bestialité.", - "Ce putain de jeu.", - "Le Médiator.", - "Des Chuppa Chups.", - "Will Smith.", - "La peluche \"Elmo chatouille-moi\".", - "Les couteaux à cran d'arrêt.", - "Des enfants avec un cancer du colon.", - "Des pankakes.", - "Céline Dion.", - "Une canette de Red Bull.", - "Le sang du Christ.", - "Ta mère qui me demande en ami sur Facebook.", - "Les gens en chaleur.", - "Les profs remplaçants.", - "Une parade nuptiale.", - "Avoir un calcul rénal.", - "La bagarre.", - "Jamie de C'est Pas Sorcier.", - "Les piercings sur les parties génitales.", - "Les témoins de Jéhovah.", - "Les roux.", - "Sarah Palin.", - "L'agriculture.", - "Le tri sélectif.", - "Les pornos SM allemands.", - "Un terroriste qui fait des vannes.", - "Une fusillade dans un lycée.", - "L'avortement au cintre.", - "Le caca qui brule.", - "Mon statut relationnel.", - "Doigter.", - "Le SIDA.", - "Valérie Damidot.", - "Les rabat-joies.", - "Une lobotomie au pic à glace.", - "Un type louche en imperméable qui traine devant les écoles primaires.", - "Les chinois.", - "Un caniche nain.", - "Les trous dans les cloisons des WC sur les aires d'autoroutes (glory holes).", - "Louragan Katrina.", - "Les Oreos.", - "Les Nazis.", - "Les femmes dans les pubs de yaourts.", - "Les règles abondantes.", - "Les Frolics.", - "Les mines antipersonnel.", - "Une maison de retraite.", - "Le placenta.", - "Bono.", - "Justin Bieber.", - "La nécrophilie.", - "Un prépuce.", - "Indochine.", - "Le Big Bang.", - "Bob l'éponge.", - "Ma collection de sex-toys high-tech.", - "La guérison par la foi.", - "Mon âme.", - "Aller à la messe de minuit.", - "Les connards sur leur iPhone 4S.", - "La répression.", - "Improviser un dispositif à base d'explosifs.", - "Draguer des personnes âgées.", - "Les éjaculations nocturnes.", - "Heath Ledger.", - "Les personnes âgées japonaises.", - "La Valse des Fleurs.", - "Une fellation au volant.", - "Les fantasmes sur les bucherons.", - "Un téton qui sort du soutien-gorge.", - "Les bébés morts.", - "Être en feu.", - "La masturbation.", - "Le triangle des Bermudes.", - "Un océan de troubles.", - "La sélection naturelle.", - "Des parents morts.", - "Les Italiens.", - "Tom Cruise.", - "La chevalerie.", - "Les jeux vidéo en réseau.", - "Le clitoris.", - "Les mangas pornos avec tentacules.", - "Mahomet.", - "Un gros ventre fendu qui ressemble à un cul.", - "La maltraitance sur mineur.", - "Toucher des organes génitaux par inadvertance.", - "Super Mario qui vient réparer une fuite dans un film porno.", - "Le Télétubbie qui fait le plus gay des quatre.", - "Les amis qui bouffent tous vos biscuits.", - "Paris Hilton.", - "Un mime qui fait une attaque.", - "Twitter.", - "Des préliminaires laborieux.", - "Un moment à soi.", - "Des gants en latex.", - "Porter des sous-vêtements à l'envers pour éviter de faire une machine.", - "Des crevettes à volonté pour 4.99$", - "Des échantillons gratuits.", - "Du kloug.", - "Un poil pubien abandonné.", - "Attendre jusqu'au mariage.", - "Cette réponse est post-moderne.", - "Un Tamagotchi négligé.", - "Les décolletés élégants.", - "Des travestis potables.", - "Arnold Schwarzenegger.", - "Piller des tombes.", - "Un pistolet à eau rempli de pipi de chat.", - "D'Artagnan.", - "Ronald McDonald.", - "Se donner à 110%.", - "Nourrir Laurence Boccolini.", - "Un coup d'œil.", - "De multiples coups de couteau.", - "Casimir.", - "Le meurtre le plus immonde.", - "Le périnée.", - "Ouvrir la Mer Rouge.", - "Trop de gel dans les cheveux.", - "Les vidéos porno hardcore.", - "Les sous-vêtements comestibles.", - "Les Blancs.", - "Tiger Woods.", - "Descendre en piqué.", - "Coucher avec elle.", - "Les chants tyroliens dans les moments inappropriés.", - "K2000.", - "Les fantômes.", - "Un plan cul.", - "L'intrigue d'un film de Michael Bay.", - "La folie des hommes.", - "Un chapeau vraiment très cool.", - "La musique pop turque.", - "Robert Downey Jr.", - "Nicolas Hulot.", - "Cacher une érection.", - "L'herpès buccal.", - "Le comportement passif agressif.", - "Deux nains qui chient dans un seau.", - "Les pré-adolescentes.", - "Hippo Gloutons.", - "Kayne West.", - "Vomir sans vomi.", - "Eric Zemmour.", - "Les sans-abris.", - "Coco, le singe des Coco Pops.", - "Les échanges de politesse.", - "Des boules.", - "Le nettoyage ethnique.", - "Le truc du Télé Achat qui électrocute les abdominaux.", - "La gastro.", - "Des centaures.", - "Un uppercut.", - "Les nains.", - "Quand tu pètes et que ça fait un léger bruit.", - "Enlever ton t-shirt.", - "Monsieur Patate.", - "Un fœtus.", - "Des blagues sur l'Holocauste au moment inopportun.", - "Un spectacle de marionnettes.", - "Les pets vaginaux.", - "Un Sunday Caramel.", - "Des abeilles ?", - "Le droit de vote aux femmes.", - "Bond, James Bond.", - "De la pâtée pour chat.", - "Le pudding à la figue.", - "Le soleil qui brille et les arcs en ciel.", - "Le réchauffement planétaire.", - "Boire de la bière en faisant le poirier sur le tonneau.", - "La règle de trois.", - "Porter des moufles.", - "Etre fabuleux.", - "Buzz l'Eclair qui explique le sexe aux enfants.", - "Manger tous les cookies qu'on devait vendre à la kermesse.", - "Les émotions.", - "Du thon en boite avec des bouts de dauphins.", - "Tricher aux Jeux Olympiques Spéciaux (réservés aux handicapés mentaux).", - "Une attaque de vélociraptors.", - "Une course à la mort en fauteuil roulant.", - "L'attitude.", - "Les surdoués en mathématiques.", - "Les boules anales.", - "Les joueurs de djembé amateurs.", - "Un moulin à vent rempli de cadavres.", - "Hulk Hogan.", - "Le smegma.", - "Des pédophiles.", - "Scalper.", - "Porter des semelles compensées.", - "La Gestapo.", - "La torture par l'eau.", - "Les chorégraphies disco.", - "Chuck Norris qui casse de la lesbienne antisémite.", - "La Heineken.", - "Un micropénis.", - "Les oiseaux qui ne savent pas voler.", - "Braquer une banque du sperme.", - "Les quotas pour les minorités.", - "Un complexe d'Œdipe", - "Les combats de coqs.", - "La carrière musicale de Tony Parker.", - "Ma vie sexuelle.", - "Julien Lepers.", - "Se saouler au bain de bouche.", - "La maladie de la vache folle.", - "Hara-kiri.", - "Piéger votre maison par peur des voleurs.", - "Le patinage artistique en duo non mixte.", - "Dark Vador.", - "Voldemort.", - "Lécher les choses pour prouver qu'elles sont à vous.", - "Nicolas Sarkozy.", - "La Gay Pride.", - "La combustion spontanée.", - "Barack Obama.", - "Apprendre à un robot à aimer.", - "Sean Connery.", - "La paix mondiale.", - "La dépression nerveuse.", - "Les amputés.", - "Une mama black en colère.", - "Les Talibans.", - "Le cœur d'un enfant.", - "Être riche.", - "Des bananes en pyjamas.", - "Se gratter le cul ni vu ni connu.", - "Les golden showers (pratique urophile).", - "Des victimes civiles.", - "Une érection qui dure plus de quatre heures.", - "Ces moments où vous avez du sable dans le vagin.", - "Se pavaner.", - "L'obésité.", - "Les gays.", - "Les petits chanteurs à la croix de bois.", - "Faire un petit pipi.", - "Mourir.", - "Essayer de pécho de la meuf à la sortie des cliniques d'avortement.", - "Les asiatiques qui ne sont pas bons en maths.", - "Les garçons qui n'appellent pas.", - "L'odeur des vieux.", - "Un singe qui fume le cigare.", - "Une détonation thermonucléaire.", - "Kim Jong II.", - "Faire un câlin.", - "La vieille qui joue dans Arabesques.", - "La diarrhée des lendemains de fêtes arrosées.", - "L'alcoolisme.", - "Le racisme.", - "Le catéchisme.", - "Les préservatifs parfumés.", - "Se réveiller à moitié nu sur le parking du McDo.", - "Le vagin de Whoopi Goldberg.", - "Monsieur Propre.", - "Les pauvres.", - "L'envie de pénis.", - "Les Mexicains qui travaillent dur.", - "Douce, douce vengeance..." -] |