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diff --git a/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8b841a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/usr/share/swiftstory/lang/en/cards/black.json @@ -0,0 +1,165 @@ +[ + "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.", + "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.", + "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.", + "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.", + "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!", + "And today's soup is Cream of _____.", + "And what did you bring for show and tell?", + "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.", + "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.", + "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.", + "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.", + "As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?", + "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.", + "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.", + "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.", + "_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.", + "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.", + "_____. Betcha can't have just one!", + "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.", + "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.", + "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.", + "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.", + "Daddy, why is mommy crying?", + "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.", + "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.", + "Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.", + "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."", + "Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!", + "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.", + "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.", + "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.", + "During sex, I like to think about _____.", + "Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.", + "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.", + "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.", + "_____: good to the last drop.", + "Having the worst day EVER. #_____", + "Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!", + "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.", + "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.", + "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.", + "_____. High five, bro.", + "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.", + "Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?", + "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?", + "How am I maintaining my relationship status?", + "How did I lose my virginity?", + "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.", + "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.", + "I drink to forget _____.", + "I get by with a little help from _____.", + "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.", + "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.", + "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.", + "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.", + "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.", + "I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.", + "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?", + "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.", + "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.", + "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.", + "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.", + "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.", + "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.", + "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.", + "Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.", + "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.", + "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.", + "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.", + "Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!", + "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.", + "It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.", + "____. It's a trap!", + "_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.", + "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.", + "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.", + "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.", + "Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.", + "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.", + "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.", + "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.", + "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.", + "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.", + "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.", + "My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.", + "My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.", + "My plan for world domination begins with _____.", + "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.", + "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.", + "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.", + "Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama", + "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.", + "Science will never explain _____.", + "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.", + "_____. That's how I want to die.", + "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.", + "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.", + "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.", + "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.", + "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.", + "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.", + "The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.", + "The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.", + "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.", + "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.", + "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.", + "This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.", + "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.", + "This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."", + "Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"", + "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.", + "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.", + "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.", + "Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.", + "War! What is it good for?", + "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.", + "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.", + "What am I giving up for Lent?", + "What are my parents hiding from me?", + "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?", + "What did I bring back from mexico?", + "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?", + "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?", + "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?", + "What ended my last relationship?", + "What gets better with age?", + "What gives me uncontrollable gas?", + "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?", + "What helps Obama unwind?", + "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?", + "What killed my boner?", + "What left this stain on my couch?", + "What never fails to liven up the party?", + "What's a girl's best friend?", + "What's fun until it gets weird?", + "What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?", + "What's making things awkward in the sauna?", + "What's my anti-drug?", + "What's my secret power?", + "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?", + "What's that smell?", + "What's that sound?", + "What's the gift that keeps on giving?", + "What's the most emo?", + "What's the new fad diet?", + "What's the next happy meal toy?", + "What's there a ton of in heaven?", + "What will always get you laid?", + "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?", + "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?", + "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.", + "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.", + "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.", + "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?", + "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.", + "White people like _____.", + "WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!", + "Why am I broke?", + "Why am I sticky?", + "Why can't I sleep at night?", + "Why do I hurt all over?", + "Yo' mama so fat she _____!", + "Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone." +] |