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-2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.
-After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.
-Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.
-Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.
-And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!
-And today's soup is Cream of _____.
-And what did you bring for show and tell?
-A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.
-A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.
-Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.
-A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.
-As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?
-As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.
-As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.
-A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.
-_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
-Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.
-_____. Betcha can't have just one!
-But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.
-Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.
-Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.
-Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.
-Daddy, why is mommy crying?
-Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
-Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.
-Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.
-Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."
-Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!
-Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.
-During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.
-During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.
-During sex, I like to think about _____.
-Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.
-Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.
-Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.
-_____: good to the last drop.
-Having the worst day EVER. #_____
-Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!
-Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.
-Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.
-Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.
-_____. High five, bro.
-Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.
-Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?
-How am I compensating for my tiny penis?
-How am I maintaining my relationship status?
-How did I lose my virginity?
-I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.
-I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.
-I drink to forget _____.
-I get by with a little help from _____.
-I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.
-I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.
-I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.
-I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.
-I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.
-I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.
-In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?
-In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.
-In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.
-In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.
-In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.
-In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.
-In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.
-In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.
-Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.
-In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
-In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.
-In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.
-Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!
-It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.
-It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.
-____. It's a trap!
-_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.
-Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
-Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.
-Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.
-Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.
-Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.
-Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
-Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.
-Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.
-MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
-My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.
-My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.
-My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.
-My plan for world domination begins with _____.
-Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.
-Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.
-Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.
-Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama
-Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.
-Science will never explain _____.
-She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.
-_____. That's how I want to die.
-The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.
-The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.
-The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
-The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.
-The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.
-The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.
-The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.
-The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.
-The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.
-The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.
-This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.
-This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.
-This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.
-This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."
-Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"
-Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.
-To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.
-TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.
-Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.
-War! What is it good for?
-Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.
-Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.
-What am I giving up for Lent?
-What are my parents hiding from me?
-What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
-What did I bring back from mexico?
-What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
-What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
-What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?
-What ended my last relationship?
-What gets better with age?
-What gives me uncontrollable gas?
-What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
-What helps Obama unwind?
-What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
-What killed my boner?
-What left this stain on my couch?
-What never fails to liven up the party?
-What's a girl's best friend?
-What's fun until it gets weird?
-What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?
-What's making things awkward in the sauna?
-What's my anti-drug?
-What's my secret power?
-What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
-What's that smell?
-What's that sound?
-What's the gift that keeps on giving?
-What's the most emo?
-What's the new fad diet?
-What's the next happy meal toy?
-What's there a ton of in heaven?
-What will always get you laid?
-What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
-What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
-When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.
-When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
-When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.
-When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
-When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.
-White people like _____.
-WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!
-Why am I broke?
-Why am I sticky?
-Why can't I sleep at night?
-Why do I hurt all over?
-Yo' mama so fat she _____!
-Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone.