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The time has come to commence Operation _____. -Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____. -And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____! -And today's soup is Cream of _____. -And what did you bring for show and tell? -A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____. -A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____. -Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless. -A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____. -As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line? -As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room. -As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____. -A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____. -_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. -Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____. -_____. Betcha can't have just one! -But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____. -Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace. -Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____. -Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical. -Daddy, why is mommy crying? -Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice. -Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____. -Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now. -Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday." -Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____! -Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft. -During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club. -During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____. -During sex, I like to think about _____. -Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door. -Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead. -Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____. -_____: good to the last drop. -Having the worst day EVER. #_____ -Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt! -Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace. -Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____. -Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____. -_____. High five, bro. -Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time. -Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain? -How am I compensating for my tiny penis? -How am I maintaining my relationship status? -How did I lose my virginity? -I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____. -I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____. -I drink to forget _____. -I get by with a little help from _____. -I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one. -I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____. -I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____. -I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____. -I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____. -I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club. -In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? -In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____. -In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____. -In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____. -In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____. -In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____. -In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____. -In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____. -Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____. -In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline. -In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time. -In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity. -Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____! -It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____. -It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____. -____. It's a trap! -_____: kid-tested, mother-approved. -Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____. -Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____. -Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____. -Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____. -Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____. -Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____. -Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____. -Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____. -MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____. -My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____. -My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course. -My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee. -My plan for world domination begins with _____. -Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____. -Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____. -Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____. -Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama -Only two things in life are certain: death and _____. -Science will never explain _____. -She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____. -_____. That's how I want to die. -The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____. -The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____. -The class field trip was completely ruined by _____. -The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance. -The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____. -The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____. -The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go. -The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____. -The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____. -The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right. -This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____. -This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____. -This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____. -This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom." -Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!" -Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you. -To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____. -TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes. -Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted. -War! What is it good for? -Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____. -Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____. -What am I giving up for Lent? -What are my parents hiding from me? -What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? -What did I bring back from mexico? -What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? -What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? -What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? -What ended my last relationship? -What gets better with age? -What gives me uncontrollable gas? -What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? -What helps Obama unwind? -What is Batman's guilty pleasure? -What killed my boner? -What left this stain on my couch? -What never fails to liven up the party? -What's a girl's best friend? -What's fun until it gets weird? -What's George W. Bush thinking about right now? -What's making things awkward in the sauna? -What's my anti-drug? -What's my secret power? -What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? -What's that smell? -What's that sound? -What's the gift that keeps on giving? -What's the most emo? -What's the new fad diet? -What's the next happy meal toy? -What's there a ton of in heaven? -What will always get you laid? -What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? -What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? -When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____. -When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____. -When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____. -When I pooped, what came out of my butt? -When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____. -White people like _____. -WHOOO! God Damn I love _____! -Why am I broke? -Why am I sticky? -Why can't I sleep at night? -Why do I hurt all over? -Yo' mama so fat she _____! -Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone. |