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[
"2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.",
"After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.",
"Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.",
"Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!",
"And today's soup is Cream of _____.",
"And what did you bring for show and tell?",
"A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.",
"A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.",
"Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.",
"A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
"As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?",
"As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.",
"As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.",
"A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.",
"_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
"Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
"_____. Betcha can't have just one!",
"But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
"Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.",
"Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
"Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
"Daddy, why is mommy crying?",
"Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.",
"Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.",
"Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.",
"Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."",
"Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!",
"Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.",
"During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.",
"During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
"During sex, I like to think about _____.",
"Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.",
"Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.",
"Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.",
"_____: good to the last drop.",
"Having the worst day EVER. #_____",
"Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!",
"Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.",
"Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.",
"Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.",
"_____. High five, bro.",
"Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.",
"Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?",
"How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
"How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
"How did I lose my virginity?",
"I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.",
"I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.",
"I drink to forget _____.",
"I get by with a little help from _____.",
"I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
"I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
"I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.",
"I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.",
"I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.",
"In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
"In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.",
"In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.",
"In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
"In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.",
"In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
"In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
"In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
"Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.",
"In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
"In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
"In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.",
"Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!",
"It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.",
"It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.",
"____. It's a trap!",
"_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
"Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
"Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.",
"Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
"Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.",
"Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.",
"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
"Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
"Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.",
"MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.",
"My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
"My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.",
"My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.",
"My plan for world domination begins with _____.",
"Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
"Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.",
"Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
"Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama",
"Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
"Science will never explain _____.",
"She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.",
"_____. That's how I want to die.",
"The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.",
"The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
"The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
"The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.",
"The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
"The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.",
"The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.",
"The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.",
"The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
"The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.",
"This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.",
"This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.",
"This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
"This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."",
"Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"",
"Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
"To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.",
"TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
"Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
"War! What is it good for?",
"Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.",
"Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.",
"What am I giving up for Lent?",
"What are my parents hiding from me?",
"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
"What did I bring back from mexico?",
"What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
"What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
"What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
"What ended my last relationship?",
"What gets better with age?",
"What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
"What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
"What helps Obama unwind?",
"What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
"What killed my boner?",
"What left this stain on my couch?",
"What never fails to liven up the party?",
"What's a girl's best friend?",
"What's fun until it gets weird?",
"What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?",
"What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
"What's my anti-drug?",
"What's my secret power?",
"What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
"What's that smell?",
"What's that sound?",
"What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
"What's the most emo?",
"What's the new fad diet?",
"What's the next happy meal toy?",
"What's there a ton of in heaven?",
"What will always get you laid?",
"What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
"What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
"When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
"When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.",
"When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
"When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
"When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
"White people like _____.",
"WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!",
"Why am I broke?",
"Why am I sticky?",
"Why can't I sleep at night?",
"Why do I hurt all over?",
"Yo' mama so fat she _____!",
"Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone."
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