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-[
- "2 AM in the city that never sleeps. The door swings open and walks in, legs up to here. Something in her eyes tells me she's looking for ______.",
- "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.",
- "Alright, bros. Our frat house is condemned, and all the hot slampieces are over at Gamma Phi. The time has come to commence Operation _____.",
- "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.",
- "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____!",
- "And today's soup is Cream of _____.",
- "And what did you bring for show and tell?",
- "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to _____.",
- "A remarkable new study has shown that chimps have evolved their own primitive version of _____.",
- "Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at a swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with _____, priceless.",
- "A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.",
- "As king, how will I keep the peasant's in line?",
- "As part of his contract, Prince won't perform without ______ in his dressing room.",
- "As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _____.",
- "A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with _____.",
- "_____. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.",
- "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _____.",
- "_____. Betcha can't have just one!",
- "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.",
- "Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _____ in the workplace.",
- "Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out _____.",
- "Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.",
- "Daddy, why is mommy crying?",
- "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.",
- "Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, our village praises your infinite wisdom with a humble offering of _____.",
- "Do NOT fuck with me! I am literally _____ right now.",
- "Don't forget! Beginning this week, Casual Friday will officially become "_____ Friday."",
- "Do the Dew with our most extreme flavor yet! Get ready for Mountain Dew _____!",
- "Do you lack energy? Does it sometimes feel like the whole world is _____? Zoloft.",
- "During high school, I never really fit in until I found _____ club.",
- "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _____.",
- "During sex, I like to think about _____.",
- "Finally! A service that delivers _____ right to your door.",
- "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead.",
- "Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: _____.",
- "_____: good to the last drop.",
- "Having the worst day EVER. #_____",
- "Help me doctor, I've got _____ in my butt!",
- "Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore _____ at their own pace.",
- "Here is the church. Here is the steeple. Open the doors and there is _____.",
- "Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you _____.",
- "_____. High five, bro.",
- "Hi MTV! My name is Kendra, I live in Malibu, I'm into _____, and I love to have a good time.",
- "Hi, this Jim from accounting. We noticed a $1,200 charge labeled "_____." Can you explain?",
- "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?",
- "How am I maintaining my relationship status?",
- "How did I lose my virginity?",
- "I do not know with what weapons World War III will be be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.",
- "I don't mean to brag, but they call me the Michael Jordan of _____.",
- "I drink to forget _____.",
- "I get by with a little help from _____.",
- "I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.",
- "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.",
- "I'm not like the rest of you, I'm too rich and busy for _____.",
- "I'm pretty sure I'm high right now, because I'm absolutely mesmerized by _____.",
- "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.",
- "I'm sorry sir, but we don't allow _____ at the country club.",
- "In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services?",
- "In his farewell address, George Washington famously warned Americans about the dangers of _____.",
- "In his new action comedy, Jackie Chan must fend off ninjas while also dealing with _____.",
- "In his newest and most difficult stunt, David Blaine must escape from _____.",
- "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.",
- "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.",
- "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.",
- "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.",
- "Instead of coal, Santa now gives bad children _____.",
- "In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.",
- "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.",
- "In the seventh circle of Hell, sinners must endure _____ for all of eternity.",
- "Introducing Xtreme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ____!",
- "It lurks in the night. It hungers for flesh. This summer, no one is safe from _____.",
- "It's a pity that kids these days are all involved with _____.",
- "____. It's a trap!",
- "_____: kid-tested, mother-approved.",
- "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.",
- "Life's pretty tough in the fast lane. That's why I never leave the house without _____.",
- "Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and _____.",
- "Loving' you is easy 'cause you're _____.",
- "Man, this is bullshit. Fuck _____.",
- "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.",
- "Members of New York's social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience _____.",
- "Money can't buy me love, but it can buy me _____.",
- "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.",
- "My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of _____.",
- "My gym teacher got fired for adding _____ to the obstacle course.",
- "My new favorite porn star is Joey "_____" McGee.",
- "My plan for world domination begins with _____.",
- "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.",
- "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _____.",
- "Next time on Dr. Phil: How to talk to your child about _____.",
- "Now in bookstores: "The Audacity of _____," by Barack Obama",
- "Only two things in life are certain: death and _____.",
- "Science will never explain _____.",
- "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for _____.",
- "_____. That's how I want to die.",
- "The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in _____.",
- "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.",
- "The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.",
- "The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _____, acceptance.",
- "The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of _____.",
- "The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of _____.",
- "The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take _____ everywhere you go.",
- "The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication, and _____.",
- "The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on _____.",
- "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.",
- "This is the prime of my life. I'm young, hot, and full of _____.",
- "This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but with _____.",
- "This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _____.",
- "This month's Cosmo: "Spice up your sex life by bringing _____ into the bedroom."",
- "Today on Maury: "Help! My son is _____!"",
- "Tonight on 20/20: What you don't know about _____ could kill you.",
- "To prepare for his upcoming role, Daniel Day-Lewis immersed himself in the world of _____.",
- "TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.",
- "Turns out that _____-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.",
- "War! What is it good for?",
- "Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you've been sent to the principals office for _____.",
- "Wes Anderson's new film tells the story of a precious child coming to terms with _____.",
- "What am I giving up for Lent?",
- "What are my parents hiding from me?",
- "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?",
- "What did I bring back from mexico?",
- "What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?",
- "What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?",
- "What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken?",
- "What ended my last relationship?",
- "What gets better with age?",
- "What gives me uncontrollable gas?",
- "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?",
- "What helps Obama unwind?",
- "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?",
- "What killed my boner?",
- "What left this stain on my couch?",
- "What never fails to liven up the party?",
- "What's a girl's best friend?",
- "What's fun until it gets weird?",
- "What's George W. Bush thinking about right now?",
- "What's making things awkward in the sauna?",
- "What's my anti-drug?",
- "What's my secret power?",
- "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?",
- "What's that smell?",
- "What's that sound?",
- "What's the gift that keeps on giving?",
- "What's the most emo?",
- "What's the new fad diet?",
- "What's the next happy meal toy?",
- "What's there a ton of in heaven?",
- "What will always get you laid?",
- "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?",
- "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?",
- "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.",
- "When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.",
- "When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.",
- "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?",
- "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.",
- "White people like _____.",
- "WHOOO! God Damn I love _____!",
- "Why am I broke?",
- "Why am I sticky?",
- "Why can't I sleep at night?",
- "Why do I hurt all over?",
- "Yo' mama so fat she _____!",
- "Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with _____ alone."
-]